Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 08/09/2026Been gone for a week. After I left, Toddler grabbed a Pepsi from the cupboard and put it on his dresser. Told everyone it's Daddy's and he's saving it for when I get home. I have: a) the sweetest kid b) a Pepsi problem, apparently. 111
Reposted by Charles Bernard Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 10/08/2026Screwing around with aircraft Wi-Fi is a real great shortcut to finding yourself in federal custody 18011
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 07/08/2026Am I a fairly seasoned business traveler? Yes. Have I once ridiculously overtipped a Dominican airport employee to expedite my family through check-in, security and exit customs because I was at my wits end? Hell yes. 010
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 05/08/2026Not in our local Buy Nothing groups. I've been dispatched to disassemble and haul home so many climbing structures that it's become a family meme. 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 27/07/202611-year old me is losing his absolute shit right now. [REDACTED]-year old me is also pretty damn stoked. 010
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 30/06/2026Core memory unlocked! (And probably also an explanation about a thing or two...) youtu.be/wP0pEayJs1cyoutu.beRadioShack Used to Sell Kids This MadnessYouTube video by The Modern Rogue 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 11/06/2026A great day for Canada, and therefore the world. youtu.be/9p13E41WO4Uyoutu.beTom Green & Steven Page | Maybe Tomorrow (The Littlest Hobo Theme) | Official Music VideoYouTube video by Tom Green 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 07/06/2026Kids came home from the in-laws with new clothes. I made two tumeric-heavy dishes for supper and served them with beets.static.klipy.comJohnny Knoxville Welcomes You to JackassALT: Johnny Knoxville Welcomes You to Jackass 000
Reposted by Charles Bernard 99% Invisible @99pi.org · 02/06/2026Canada reshaped its music industry with a quirky radio rule that changed who got heard 🇨🇦 Listen to a new episode of 99% Invisible wherever you get your podcasts 👉 bit.ly/4vh5Y1A 4538
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 25/05/2026Took the kids out of school for a week for a family event, so their teachers gave them some worksheets. 20 minutes in, Twin B hits me with "You have to make sure to also give us time to play. Playing is the basic right of every child." I'm legitimately impressed, but also, bruh, it's only 8:45am. 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 20/05/2026"So, based on this exam, I'm going to refer both twins to an orthodontist." RIP RRSP. 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 13/05/2026Sure Artemis II was cool, but this is a golden opportunity for the Canadian Space Agency to really boost applications. 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 13/05/2026Twin B, doing Lego at the kitchen table and visibly frustrated by her siblings' assistance: "Can I please get some help from someone who works here?" 🫠 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 12/05/2026"Siri find me the most authentic Quebecois restaurant." 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 24/04/2026@bangunit.bsky.social Found your secret Yorkshire burner YouTube account. youtube.com/shorts/r-09Z...youtube.comWhat Even IS a Steak Canadian?!YouTube video by CORNER KITCHEN ROTHERHAM 110
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 20/04/2026Let my kids do their own hair this morning. Actual footage of me driving to work and remembering it's kindergarten graduation photo day.media.tenor.coma bald man wearing glasses is sitting in a carALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in a car 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 15/04/2026Babe what's wrong? You haven't touched your chicken scotia. 3100
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 11/04/2026"This year the kids can manage the maple syrup farming", and other lies I tell myself. 1492
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 05/04/2026The Halifax Citadel. Saw Our Lady Peace and the Tragically Hip there. And the kind curator at the Army museum let me brandish an AK47. I should say, those were separate visits. 130
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 04/04/2026"Why does your note to the Tooth Fairy ask her name? Isn't it just 'Tooth Fairy'?" Twin A: "That's her job. I want to know her real name. It's probably something like Jennifer." 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 31/03/2026@andrewhunterm.bsky.social In some parts of Canada, this scene is arguably a more accurate predictor of impending poor weather than the Environment Canada forecast. 010
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 29/03/2026One of the kids just casually dropped "if we need to move and you and mom go shopping for a new house while I'm at school, can you please try to find one with a bowling alley?" Maybe they watched too much HGTV with my parents over the break... 120
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 25/03/2026There's plane ticket money, then there's private jet money, then there's "operating your single-engine four-seater out of Dulles and parking at the Saarinen terminal" money. 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 15/03/2026I am apparently now "targeted ads for European river cruises in my podcasts" years old. 030
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 13/03/2026Quick! What kind of scientist would you want to be? 000
Reposted by Charles Bernard John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/03/2026Going to be a big summer for middle aged men with heat pumps and solar panels. 401394139
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 09/03/2026Twin A: "I found this. What is it?" "Oh, that's my parking pass, so they let me park at work." "Can't you just leave the car in the parking lot and go inside?" 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 07/03/2026Fun fact: you can email literally anyone when you're talking up one of their staff. They'll even thank you for it. 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 03/03/2026Text 1: "Air Canada welcomes you to your layover!" Text 2: "Twin B has strep." Text 3: "This is an alert that there is a gastro outbreak at the daycare."media.tenor.combart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorwayALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 24/02/2026"Gee, I'd really love to want to help you Flanders." 000
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 20/02/2026Only then realest punk venues are Aramark catered. 020
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 18/02/2026Just got prescribed "computer glasses".media.tenor.coma close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . 030
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 10/02/2026Age verification? Can't. The system is down.media.tenor.coma sign that says no loafing on it in redALT: a sign that says no loafing on it in red 010
Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 05/02/2026Took my Nanaimo bar to The Nanaimo Bar in Nanaimo. I'm now barred from Nanaimo. 000
