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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator

@hk47.bsky.social
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Tenno. Warframe lore dork. PM me your scarred vessel. I'm mixed and lgbt I get to say that thing you're mad about.

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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 8h
We should consider lion pits. The romans were right.
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 8h
The cowboys are topping clowns?
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 11h
This was the footage Masao Maruyama showed to a room of us at Otakon while wearily expressing uncertainty about Koike ever finishing the actual movie because he kept insisting on doing everything himself.
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 8h
Yanno. I am so, so happy that DoggFace208 didn't get milkshake ducked.
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 9h
You will never make me care about TSA staff.
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's... He's Jewish and a socialist. So is his wife. They're both the grandchildren of late 1800s immigrants. Kirchick is a lanyard-brained millennial neocon who worked for Brookings, FPI, and fucking RADIO FREE EUROPE. I have rarely cared less for someone's opinion than this fuckin dweebs
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know I wonder what's up with the kid (and his family) that got Harambe killed Do the screaming idiots know they're very culpable too
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a type of guy who gets upset after reading about Mark Kozelek and the way he is after getting really into Red House Painters and Sun Kil Moon Did... Did you listen to the songs, man? You should do that again.
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still think it's so fuckin funny his name is like, John American
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's so cool how the Save Girls Sports people don't know anything about basketball and couldn't even do a cursory Google before looking incredibly stupid on tv
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Space King Has One Hater It's Me etc It's not fuckin funny dawg
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FYI Art holds his first dedicated time traveler call in line on June 6th 1997
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I was writing Birds of Prey at first, I wasn't allowed to mention a need to go to the bathroom. Now everyone's hanging dong everywhere and Jughead eats people. Times change.
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why
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Peyton @gee-man.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"No one outruns the Ekdromoi" My contribution to @armoredcorezine.bsky.social. Physical copies are sold out, but if you'd like a postcard featuring my art or a digital edition of the zine, here's your chance!
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apdoodles @apdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
V.IV RUSTY - STEEL HAZE #ARMOREDCOREVI #AC6 #アーマードコア
An illustration of the mecha "STEEL HAZE" from Armored Core 6. It wields a large laser slicer on its left arm, whirling it rapidly to block incoming fire.
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Geist @rattlegeist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's my contribution to @armoredcorezine.bsky.social- the Rubicon Handshake! Physical copies of the zine are sold out- but postcards & digital versions are still available.
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Suggestion: I get to be in a room with yarvin, yudkowsky, all the tescreal dipshits. I get a big hammer. The end. We can fix many of society's current ills!
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Democrats are cripplingly addicted to looking stupid and losing. kevinmullin.house.gov/2026/09/25/p...
kevinmullin.house.gov
Prompted by Constituent’s Death, Rep. Mullin Introduces Bill to Designate Lethal Airguns as Firearms  - Congressman Kevin Mullin
Washington, D.C. – Modern airguns can be powerful enough to cause serious injury or death, yet face far fewer safeguards than traditional firearms simply because they use compressed air instead of gun...
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just remembered guys used to say “hubba hubba” when they were horny. A fucked up time for this nation to be sure
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DEEPWATER HORIZON TWO
static.klipy.com
Peggle 2 E3 Stage Reveal
ALT: Peggle 2 E3 Stage Reveal
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favorite fat fuck, Grendel, is getting a new mod in Warframe. I have already seen A DOZEN PEOPLE already say they googled Gastroparesis and went "maybe I should see a doctor" This has also happened with autism, (C)PTSD, DID, and general emotional disorders. WHEN WILL UR FAVE
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026
Gorgeous Homeless Blowjob Lover!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i saw a tiktok about how sucking on chili dogs outside the Tasty Freeze in childhood is a sign of violence and i can't stop thinking about it
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ARMORED FUCKIN CORE
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Human Instrumentality as a concept is anti-Semitic, adultist, and racist.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I: You: We:
A road sign that says, "DIP"
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Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween @cokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna start listening to a lot of Periphery and Tesseract and calling it Geont to really fuck with people
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FMV of Trench playing as you enter the cafeteria: ​"A hot dog is a weapon of cognitive entropy. You start asking what meat is inside, what grain made the bun, who authorized the relish... suddenly the foundation crumbles. A Director eats a turkey club. A club has corners. Corners have rules."
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somewhere in Archives there’s a redacted incident report: An agent tried settling the debate by putting a frankfurter between two separate slices of bread. The breakroom fridge folded into the Astral Plane. The Board’s memo: < WE DO NOT CONDONE / DIGEST THE HYBRID >
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Langston: "Look, a corndog is fine. It's on a stick, the archetype is stable. But a bun? A bun introduces hinge mechanics into an ontological boundary dispute. We almost lost Sector 4 over spicy brown mustard."
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laney @saltmalk.in · 23/09/2026
every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 24/09/2026
every conservative pensioner since thatcher and reagan:
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026
This looks like the shit written all over Radiohead album art
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James_R_Millar @jamesrmillar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brain went to angler fish. #spaceshiptember Also, I've been neglecting the biomechanoid stuff all this month, so hopefully this atones for it. The eye shoots lasers (obviously) and, to make it somewhat functional, the bits in the way, can move to not be in the way.
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you Digital Extremes for telling me about a contest I lost that I didn't know existed and would have had to spend $20 to even try out lol Why did I get a whole ass mail about some person I've never heard of and already don't remember the name of
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol Lmao Rofl
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another reminder for the hoopleheads that voluntarily signing up for a war that shouldn't have happened and then getting your shit bisected doesn't make you a good person. "Thank you for your service" dawg I objectively did *more* good for society as a boy scout than 95% of our military lol
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TALK THAT SHIT, KING
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's like
A fucked up CRT bleed half image of Robocop and the word "Fuck"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
jizz and cat food pot pie
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow susan collins is a corrupt shithead i am so surprised
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Banning reading Biology and Ecology of Aphids by Andreas Vilcinskas because of eutrophication is literally nationalism
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
very healthy and sizeable glubby. sorry I had to move your rock
Medium brown Florida leatherleaf slug on my glove
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dawg what the F U C K is going on at Bungie
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