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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 4h

I have a theory that there are only two types of people on Bluesky: "All I wanted was a decent pair of pants!" people and "Solomon Grundy want pants too!" people

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

either Spero Dedes or Adam Archuleta just pronounced "wunderkind" as "wonder kind"

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the chief problem with the patriots seems to be that every one of their health WRs is a moron?

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

can't believe i'm stuck watching my own football team

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

kyle williams, minutes after not running his route, not trying to break up the INT, and not trying to tackle the defensive back, catches a kickoff at the 10 that was going out of bounds cost his team 29 yards, and then Maye gets sacked on first down for a loss of 8 for a near-safety

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

andy borregales just missed a 38 yard FG attempt by approximately 38 yards

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

UMass gains 7 votes in the coaches poll, hell yeah

Others Receiving Votes

Oklahoma State 126; Kentucky 123; Boise State 112; Pittsburgh 97; Virginia Tech 84; Nebraska 67; Wake Forest 48; Louisville 42; Wisconsin 39; Cincinnati 35; Auburn 22; Washington 20; James Madison 17; Virginia 15; Texas A&M 14; Northwestern 12; North Dakota State 11; Massachusetts 9; New Mexico 7; Minnesota 7; Oklahoma 6; Clemson 5; Arizona 3; Western Michigan 2; UTSA 2; West Virginia 1;

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i need video of that broken patriots trick play gaining 16

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A real thought I had the other day: "I wonder how tubgirl is doing these days"

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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Marshawn Lynch's advice to Jayden Daniels on how to avoid elbow injuries going forward is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Extremely funny, especially considering that 12 hours ago YouTube was trying to get me to buy tickets

A gigantic, front page top of screen ad on YouTube for Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour stop in Boston, which have now been canceled "due to weather" and not because he's an equivocating little slug

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i say this as someone who owns the Breaking Bad box set on Blu-Ray It's not better than Mad Men

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We should have a term for a person who becomes famous only because their parents are infamous

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Should have gone the full Deborah Vance and named the girl Taylor Jr, after the mom

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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not sure what's going on cosmically but everything feels wrong tonight

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We love when a client tells us they perceive synchronicities often, don't we folks

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I understand why Anne Hathaway is going for Supporting Actress but it kills me that it almost certainly wipes Samantha Morton out of contention Never enough justice for Circe, I guess

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pictured are 12 of the ugliest shoes adidas has ever produced, and they will all be sold out by morning

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every time Kamasi Washington's "Truth" comes on, I am reminded of the series finale to Homeland, which the 13 minute song soundtracks the last act of, and how unfathomable it is that that show, with all its flaws, pulled off one of the greatest series finales in recent memory (Mandy Patinkin rules)

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

that certainly was a sequence of plays the Chiefs ran

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i would honestly rather see athletes hawking cigarettes instead of gambling at least people who go buy cigarettes are making an informed decision

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

say it with me a triple shy of the cycle means not hitting for the cycle (even if it's the MVP doing it)

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

UMass ranked 44th in the Coaches Poll They said it wasn't possible

Others receiving votes: Houston 116; Mississippi State 114; Duke 70; West Virginia 55; Kentucky 54; Oklahoma State 36; Pittsburgh 35; Virginia Tech 30; Vanderbilt 29; Boise State 29; Tulsa 20; UCLA 18; Kansas State 18; Western Michigan 17; Nebraska 11; North Dakota State 8; Northwestern 4; Clemson 3; Massachusetts 2; James Madison 2; Arizona 1

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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 20/09/2026

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS UMASS HAS VOTES IN THE COACHES POLL! I REPEAT: UMASS HAS TOP 25 VOTES

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jim Nantz wondering aloud why the Patriots aren't downing the football as the clock goes from 45 seconds left in the half to 40 while the ball is wiggling in place is why Jim Nantz needs to think about retiring

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is, no joke, the most impressive feat of footwork i've ever seen a football player exhibit holy cow

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

4th and 43 is the largest down and distance i've ever seen that didn't involve penalties

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bill Belichick watching his opponent fumble by running into their own teammate's butt

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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Was getting ready to go for a ride this morning Put air in the back tire just fine. Tried to put air in the front tire, and the plunger of my pump shot to the ceiling Somehow managed to break the one-way valve in the pump between the first tire and the second???

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026

A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hot(?) take: if you're writing for a pub whose house style does not let you cut "The" off a title or band name, reorder your words so it sounds good "...of his adaptation of The Fountainhead" is no less clear. Same with "favorite album by The Clash", etc

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

for the... 13 time? 14th time? i did not get a spot in the Tokyo Marathon. this annual rejection ritual is probably the most consistent, predictable thing in my life over the last decade and a half

General Entry | Marathon - General | Not Selected - General draw

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the thing is that this isn't even a dangerous intersection Lynde is a relatively low-volume, narrow one way street coming out onto North St, which has (unprotected) bike lanes both ways. driver either t-boned the cyclist with his Prius turning right off of Lynde or ran him down from behind

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Case in point: There is someone in the Oasis documentary in the front row wearing a Dinosaur Jr shirt

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is the Street Fighter movie actually gonna be good???

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have an entire theater to myself for the 4pm screening of the Oasis documentary It's like the exact opposite of going to MetLife for the show last year

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A fun thing to consider is how few hands are cooler than Dinosaur Jr. It's like a single digit number of bands

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He's lost all his openers and his backing band Let's see how he fills stadiums by himself

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Vending machine owners are drunk with power

$4 for 3 oz of haribo gummies or 1.25 oz of jerky. You can readily find either for leas than $2 per ounce

The lays chips in the row below are $1.50, which is also a rip off, but not as bad as the gummies or the jerky

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nothing against Stephen Root, who is overdue for an Emmy several times over, but how did they not vote for Harrison Ford

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have made the decision to rewatch Nathan For You

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

they sent rob gronkowski to a gulag for less than this

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Eagles/Commanders game on FOX just went to commercial to "Digital Love" by Daft Punk after a missed FG

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Chris has come from the land down under @cokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

absolutely jarring to hear an NFL broadcast use a Refused song, even if it's New Noise, a song that The Bear firmly lodged in the television landscape

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