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🏆 Most modest man on the internet 2011 🏆 Big Barbigerous Brit in 'Berta NDP Sex Marxist Not a brand ambassador for Coke (he/him)

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 15h
I'm doubling down and saying this is a useful mantra; you're not always gonna feel worthy of love, but it can always be none of yo business.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 18h
"guillotine the billionaires" @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social and @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social youtu.be/qIoRXSzrvTs?...
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In Tandem with Gareth Reynolds -- In Tandem With Chloe Radcliffe Season 2 (Ep 7)
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 20h
The polls are open so If you are in line, stay in line.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why? That would essentially be saying it's as big as a child's arm.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why say this and then post a gif of a dog in peak physical condition? Makes no sense.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you ever say that to me I'll be sure to take a screenshit
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You have impeccable taste
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ross the Basset Hound needs your vote dogmayornyc.com/how-to-vote
Ross the Basset Hound in the upper east side, sitting nicely and looking sideways at the cameraRoss the Basset Hound surrounded by fall leavesRoss the Basset Hound on some steps, next to a pumpkinRoss the Basset Hound looking at 2 paintings of Ross the Basset Hound
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I try to avoid talking politics these days but I've become quite invested in the race for Dog Mayor of New York City dogmayornyc.com/2026-candida...
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Honorary Election for NYC Dog Mayor
Discover the 2024 Dog Mayor Candidates for NYC. Join the fun and support your favorite canine candidate in this unique election!
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think this is a direct quote from last week's RHLSTP
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mark Corrigan from Peep Show with a speech bubble
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury and white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.
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Mark Corrigan Mark Corrigan Thumbs Up
Alt: Mark Corrigan Mark Corrigan Thumbs Up
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/10/2026
having a vasectomy would fix me
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have to assume OP is 12. It's the only justification I can imagine for anyone who has only just seen bagpipe buskers.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huge fan of this movie in spite of the autism stereotyping (Can we start a filmmakers-include-an-autistic-character-who-isn't-a-mathematical-savant challenge"?)
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's an NYT article from 1996 explaining precisely how the music industry faked sales. share.google/643MmKqKFD3q...
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Are Pop Charts Manipulated? (Published 1996)
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If anyone is interested in helping a kid play AA Hockey please throw in whatever you can. I won't list the challenges he has already overcome but believe me, he really deserves a break. Reposts appreciated. www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-sin...
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Donate to Help a single mom make hockey dreams come true, organized by Kristeen Brady
Hi, my name is Kristeen and I’m a single mom and a student. My son is 14… Kristeen Brady needs your support for Help a single mom make hockey dreams come true
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
happy 10/4 good buddies
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FLIP YOU, MELON FARMER!
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that while I'm trekking up and down the country touring my new show Yo-Yo, I've put my previous full show Slinky up on YouTube for anyone to enjoy for free...
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The odds on calling a random number and that number being in any way related to somebody you know, to the extent that they get the blame.... Astronomical. Chances of this happening, close to zero.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chris Rhea tries to get home for Xmas and is a universally accepted staple of the festive season, but John Mclain does it and he causes decades of debate. I agree though. Whatever gets people feeling festive is all good by me.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not saying either btw (and not trying to be a dick either) I 100% agree Gremlins is an Xmas movie. I'm just intrigued by the criteria people apply to stuff like this.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gremlins dressing as Santa = Festive sight gag Willis taping a gun to his back with Christmas wrapping tape = Not related to xmas
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just always like these made up rules and how they are applied. Like when people say stuff like "The g in GIF stands for graphical so GIF is obviously pronounced with a hard G", as though that's ever been a rule that applies to acronyms/initialisms.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In what way would the movie be any different if it was set at the kid's birthday & that was the reason his dad got him a gift on his way back from a business trip?
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyway I didn't hear from him for weeks and asked him about it today. "Oh I just use Chat GPT"
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Burn It All With Fire Meme
Alt: Burn It All With Fire Meme
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My buddy started a new business a couple of months back and asked if I could make some invoices for him. I spent a couple of hours making a slick spreadsheet which automated everything and would give him a PDF invoice and an active archive of invoices for each client within the doc...
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Enamel cookware is just as good at preventing food sticking even if you are an oaf in the kitchen.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You seem to be confused as to who our governments represent. If it costs corporations money (and this will) then most governments will avoid going anywhere near it.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfortunately most employers are not in Europe
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the greatest song ever recorded and I am so glad you got to experience it.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your boss had access to the big spreadsheet then if you used his credentials. Makes the story less of a kooky accident doesn't it?
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.thegazelle.org/issue/198/no...
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Yes, All Men
If you still believe you are one of the “good ones,'' you wouldn’t be correcting generalized statements with “Not All...
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three pounds is quite cheap for milk tbf
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This felt relevant but I am tired and old so idk
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Everything decent's been done. All the great themes have been used up. Turned into theme parks. So I don't really find it exactly cheerful to be living in the middle of a totally, like, exhausted decade where there's nothing to look forward to and no one to look up to" (Pump Up The Volume - 1990)
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Christian Slater in Pump Up The Volume
Alt: Christian Slater in Pump Up The Volume "you know, they say something is wrong with me"
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You mean Marlaina?
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I often wonder what goes through people's brains when they are submitting these bsky.app/profile/fess...
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd have teased you for measuring your height in centimeters. Absolutely unhinged behaviour.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Their 'Daily Politics' show always had a particularly dicey hashtag they would promote.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Fried Chicken Soap Bars
4  pieces           Popsicle soap bars scented in Peaches & Cream. Excellent lather and leaves skin well moisturized and hydrated. A creamy nectar of juicy peaches and citrus top notes with mid no...
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would have thought the ceremony would need to be wireless in a remote location like that
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm glad I am oldschool and still use a PC hooked up to my TV because my ad blocker works on most streaming platforms.
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Data Bear 🏳️‍🌈 @dataandpolitics.net · 21/09/2026
Do I know anyone at GitHub? My entire organization’s access to GitHub Actions is blocked because my corporate credit card has a $50o limit and I spent $509 on Friday. I’ve added my own credit card. Set the budget to $5000. Nothing is restoring access. I have a support ticket out but 🦗🦗🦗
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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I also remember her on Bluesky constantly complaining about not being able to quote. Because a platform can't be successful if they don't allow her to easily make other people's posts about her.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It may sound silly, but Cheerios are an essential tool for the flow of daily operations. Want to send us a box? You can do so right from our Amazon wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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Chris Heilmann @codepo8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm both Batman and Spiderman. I got no powers and no money.
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