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Hirschof

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Former NBA blogger hack. Hang in there. It gets worse.

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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 20h
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Admiral Ackbar: It's a Trap!
ALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's a Trap!
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to curate a prompt that keeps AI stuck in an endless loop of examining lemon party.
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god... the coffee scale is screaming
My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 24/09/2026
I propose a moratorium on news stories describing AI* tools as “going rogue” as if they have intent and moral agency. Instead, let’s describe the events in terms of the companies’ negligence.
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Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And yet, if you were to beat these people with the fun end of a claw hammer, you would be the one going to jail.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The younger generations don’t understand that it wasn’t always like this and more importantly: we weren’t all politics obsessed freaks. We could live our lives without thinking about all of this bullshit all the time. Not that things were great, but it wasn’t this
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Caitlin Cooper @caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s a lot of NBA fans who may struggle to afford basic needs, let alone tickets. From the aspiration stuff to an agent saying “athletes have the toughest job in the world,” and now the game’s biggest star stanning for polymarket — it’s been a very tone deaf offseason.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I certainly believe covid was the catalyst for shit going off the rails but because workforce power briefly trended in favor of the employee rather than corporations.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Based on media trends, we're about 6 months out from prominent figures finally admitting to wanting rape harnesses on teenagers.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A colleague of mine has a masters degree and highly valuable technical skills. He just received a job offer from an engineering firm after three rounds of interviews. Base salary of $60k.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Send nudes"
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Amy McCarthy @aemccarthy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
it's so cool that every tech company completely broke their products by shoving AI into them, love that nothing works now
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't remember how angry I was after the 2005 TXST playoff loss but I hope David Bailiff gets a hold of some Taylor Farms lettuce.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was stuck in school traffic this morning. "Senior 2027" scrawled on the car in front of me - a quarter century after my own HS graduation. I glance over at a teen walking to campus. Nose piercings, black JNCOs, and white long-sleeve shirt under a TOOL tee. Part of brain wanted to go get loaded.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Starting LG on any Big 10 team. (Also, good girl.)
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.
Sam Altman: cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:

connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.

every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
♫ your own.. microwavable.. Jesus..
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When my job was reduced, my former employer included an 8-session service with a career consultant as part of the severance. The consultant wanted me to use chatgpt to generate daily content to generate LinkedIn traffic. Only made it through 2 sessions. I really fucking hate the internet.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Others. I really don't understand the appeal. Boring, predictable, and middle-school production acting.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Low T" is the new pained cry of fragile male psyche. A verbal lifted F-250 Super Duty.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Legislators: it’s the courts job to check executive branch corruption Courts: it’s up to voters to select legislators who will check the executive Legislators: it’s the courts job to chec-
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Luka going to be held together by tape and prayer next March.
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Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 01/07/2026
Texas passed an age assurance law that requires Bluesky to verify the age of users. This law was paused by a judge and then unpaused by an appeals court, so we are preparing to comply. If you saw an age assurance notice today, that's why. Read about the law here: ccianet.org/news/2026/05...
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Appeals Court Pauses Injunction on Texas’ App Store Law that Likely Violates First Amendment - CCIA
Washington – A federal court agreed with the Texas Attorney General’s request to temporarily lift a block of the state’s controversial App Store
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It‘s just insane to me that a sitting president has made MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS peddling fucking fairy dust with no intrinsic value beyond his stature and power AS president, and it’s not treated as the biggest corruption scandal in American history.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Going to be a major uptick in VPN subscriptions.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh, Kawhi, honey... no. It's over. We've moved on. We found another man with giant hands. He's French.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What a dumbass trade by the Timberwolves...
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is how QBs are supposed to look. There should also be a mint '78 Firebird in the parking lot with an ashtray full of blow.
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David McGinnis @drumsinthedeep.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s cheaper for a Knicks fan to buy a ticket, fly to SA, get a hotel, and fly back then it is to go to MSG, and Spurs fans are STILL priced out, and the media is perfectly fine with this
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We can't afford these tickets during good times, nevermind during a struggling economy and rising unemployment.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
5 games in and the media still can't seem to wrap their brains around median household income when it comes to the number of Knicks fans at Spurs home games.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fucking horrifying proposals.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Knicks are trying to injure Wemby.
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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the knicks are obsessed with "sending a message" by committing a bunch of dirty plays when down by 20 points. it's game 4 of the nba finals. get it together
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If you draw more ref's attention to hard fouls, don't expect to be able to "get one back." Dumb flagrant.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Unlikely, but it would be hilarious if the Knicks imploded to a 4-2 series loss. The rage towards Dolan (and everything else) would be insane.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Only worked 6 months at an Armani Exchange but 'Toxic' was played every 5th track. It programmed me to violence, like the Winter Soldier.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Every fanbase has their subsection of emotionally unbalanced dipshits. The shared videos are embarrassing as hell though.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not that they truly give a shit about the cost or result but I'm glad celebs paid to attend that loss.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don't understand what a damn foul is in this game. It changes every 2 minutes.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is exactly it. The work is the point.
When I assign analysis, I am not trying to extract a polished product; I am trying to put the student’s mind through resistance in order to make it stronger. Offloading the struggle to a chatbot does not “free students up for higher-order work.” It deprives them of building the strength to do any substantial cognitive work at all.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As with every Brothers game, the officiating has been horrendous.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Someone really should be basting him every 45 minutes.
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🎵 Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down...
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Hirschof @hirschof.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I firmly believe that almost all daily use technology is worse today than what it was in 2016. And whatever has improved has been mariginal at best.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Celebrating Wemby but not forgetting the French Spurs greats of the past
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You're gonna think I'm making this up. I assure you I am not. Boris Diaw has a working cappuccino maxhine plugged in at his locker.
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Also three tiny cappucino cups, with saucers.
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