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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦

@hippiesaladchef.bsky.social
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I probably have your pen. It’s 4:20 somewhere! West Coast 🏔️ 🌲 #Elbowsup 🇨🇦 🍁 🪴 🌱 ✌️🪧

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Lee K @bselected.bsky.social · 2h
Just like when he said "Musk knows those computers" They have a plan to steal the election.
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Nic Boothby @nicboothby.bsky.social · 3h
Today's derangement was brought to you by the letters 86 and 47...
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 5h
There it is
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Sue Massa @smassa.bsky.social · 21h
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22h
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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Aibo - Zonny @aibo-zonny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: Alone
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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Demon Dan Monster @danielmosier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's confirmed, Swole Jesus is this year's October Surprise
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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m officially off the chain nervous for the midterms.
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John D 🇨🇦 @johnd62.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Masked men in plain clothes grabbing people of the street. Zieg fucking heil, America.
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Ash @isekai-god-ash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Human traffickers could have a field day with the unofficial nature of ice work... Terrifying
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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m clockin a whole bunch of tweakers behind him
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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did anyone else watch the Raygun documentary? I so needed to revisit that epic Olympic moment! 😂
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The women have spoken. We want pockets. Everywhere. Dresses. Pants. Bras. Pockets on dogs. Pockets on wine glasses. Never stop.
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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just a reminder, all the online voices told us Trump would never win in 2024 and nobody showed up for his rallies then either. Looked like game over for MAGA. Yet here we are. Do not get comfortable 🗳️
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you @barackobama.bsky.social for calling on the legal profession to step up to protect elections Our democracy needs you! If you are a lawyer with some time to give, join the good fight w/ @wetheaction.bsky.social👇
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ivegonecrazy.bsky.social @ivegonecrazy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I walk a dog that constantly poops out her owner's ear plugs!
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Chris @chrismadche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's impressive how Trump is always pro rape. He's flip flopped on almost everything but that
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BWC1610 @bwc1610.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yet these guys are the military “visionaries” of #ProjectMeridian
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The hell is going on with his legs?
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taocowboy @taocowboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
epstein epstein epstein
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MidnightMinute @midnightminute.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a historic level of gaslighting
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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So what I’m picking up is that Hegseth is unable to grow a full beard because of low testosterone so now everyone in the military must shave and get testosterone because he is the epitome of masculine insecurity.
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hegseth isn't going to look kindly on the "I love your beards" part, JD.
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OGBobbyJoshson @jawalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope his brown children wind up hating him as much as he deserves to be hated.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BIG WIN for making the Epstein Files public Judge Kollar-Kotelly grants summary judgment to us at @democracydefendersfund.org Orders DOJ to get busy giving us the docs. We will hold their feet to the fire!
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Nathan @norm1142.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s really telling that one of his go-to anecdotes is about how his wife’s opinion and consent is unnecessary and unwanted in his marriage
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breezyblue.bsky.social @breezyblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mitch Jackson ⚖️ @mitch.social · 29/09/2026
Republicans in Congress got hours of free airtime in front of the American people. They spent it stating false facts as true and calling Jack Smith a dirtbag and a villain. Here's all you need to know, under oath.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Trump thinks that because he's changed the name of AI, now all concerns expressed about it previously are a hoax. The illogic is breathtaking. (Note that in this clip he's also lying about economic growth.)
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spiralrchitect.bsky.social @spiralrchitect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s all say it together now: “Executive orders apply only to the executive staff of the government. They are not laws.” Donny can write an executive order declaring himself Master of the Moon, it’s as meaningless as all the others. A functioning Congress will hopefully be reminding him of this…
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Michael Dominic @mdominic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what stage of narcissistic collapse is renaming everything?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty)
photo of Schmitt's team holding up a poster board that made false claims about Jack Smith's whereabouts in February 2024
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Jimmy Kimmel had his wife parody Natalie Harp on his show. She played his unhinged assistant. It was as ridiculously funny as you might imagine.😅
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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They are not “Frat Boys” these are adult men and should be punished as such. Its so messed up how Cornell handled this and how society in general has handled rape since forever! Anger is justified! I can’t stop thinking about Jane Doe and hoping that she survives this 💔 😢
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can you make the world better ???????????????????? @justtheonethatcan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mING...
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Canadian Defense Giant CAUGHT Selling Out to Don Jr as Outrage EXPLODES
YouTube video by Large Man Abroad
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On Tuesday, the U.S. is banning Canadian cheese, alcohol and motorcycles outright. Not taxing them. BANNING them. At some point Canadians have to recognize that this isn't just "trade tensions", it's a trade war. Building other markets isn’t an option anymore. 🇨🇦
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why women choose the 🐻
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Beg to differ @begtodiffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have gone so far beyond the danger zone
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s quite possible, stay with me, that Donald Trump had no idea what he was talking about when claiming they’d been under surveillance for a long time
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Jax (the original) @jacqueline321.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excellent!
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Art Weber @artweber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Owen From Ohio @owenfromohio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ummm, this is beyond cool! #art
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Dave Abbitt @thedaveabbitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breaking: Iran war postponed due to scheduling conflict with an election. 🙄
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Exclusive | Trump Rejects Iran Ceasefire, Expects Renewed Bombing After Midterms
The president says “I’m rejecting their deal” as he reportedly vacillates between diplomatic, economic and military alternatives.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please don't overreact to the SCOTUS SAVE database decision today Page 6 of the decision makes clear that we are in the 90 day statutory window when mass changes cannot be made to voter lists! Yeah it's a shit decision for the reasons the 3 dissenters say but we can deal with it. More to come...
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Supreme Court Allows Expansive Voter Screening Tool Ahead of Midterms (Gift Article)
Critics of the Trump administration system to monitor the citizenship status of voters had raised alarms about privacy and improper voter purges.
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J.J.J. Schmidt 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Women have mostly ignored the manosphere because we know it is just insecure men and we can’t make them look more pathetic than they do all on their own BUT I think it might be time to tear that shit down ladies.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks to everyone from across Canada and the world who spoke up about changing the name of Trump Avenue in Ottawa. We don't name streets after gangsters and sexual predators. Good work people. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
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Trump Avenue in Ottawa’s Central Park neighbourhood to be renamed
A street in Canada’s capital bearing the name of the current U.S. president will be renamed.
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climaterefugee2025.bsky.social @climaterefugee2025.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why am I not surprised to see the name Ginni Thomas surface from this swamp of political corruption? She is the equivalent of swamp gas.
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The US should be acknowledged as a threat to global stability. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump’s threat to annihilate Iran to UN general assembly is stunning, even for him
US president may have upstaged the ghost of Soviet leader Khrushchev by musing destruction of fellow member state
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