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Robert Hiltz

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remembering when for no good reason i pretended to be Nabokov ranking various bears
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The chauvinist American reaction to the use of “mandate” kinda proves the whole point
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 13/09/2026
Today is Octidi the 28th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate corn. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Corn.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Elden Ring on Switch 2?
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't think anything could ever convince me that the publication of 'Go Set A Watchman' wasn't exploiting an elderly author in the last years of her life to make money off a poor first draft of To Kill A Mockingbird.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 03/09/2026
People online were becoming alarmed by YouTube videos of beloved cartoon characters in gross, violent scenes around 2017. In their hunt for the perpetrators behind such videos, they found a lawn-care influencer. nyti.ms/4gJsLxf
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Do I have the fonts? Baby, do I have the fonts.
In 2026, the Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth 
established an elite school for the top one percent of United States posters. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of Internet trolling and ensure the handful of users who graduated were the best posters in the world.  

They succeeded. 

The Pentagon calls it Twitter Fighting School. The posters call it:
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meanwhile, on Apple Maps…
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I assume all the elbows jokes have been done by now?
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Literally yes
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Police Squad! (In Color) @policesquad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
According to this, Frank, he was a model prisoner #PoliceSquad
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s happening
Inhaling seagull with your wildcard update
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I do wonder how anyone can feel anything about any of this
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My LinkedIn what
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not sure I can pick four, but “moon’s haunted” is nowhere near it
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Picked up the Lincoln Highway a while ago after really enjoying A Gentleman In Moscow. — And, I guess we're just doing dialogue like this, I've written
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You can video call pretty much anyone for free, from your pocket, while you're just walking around
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 03/08/2026
Good lord I wish some of you could read on this text based social media website.
Yeah. This is Jack Dorsey saying Twitter wants to be AT Protocol, not a product. Here we are, and that’s Bluesky in big ways, but it is also a product. People know what that logo means. Political pundits say “the Bluesky crowd,” and that signifies whatever they want it to signify. I’m just wondering if you want to break that branding in any meaningful way.

Yeah, we want to expand it. “Breaking” is maybe the wrong word, but yes, we want to expand more and more so that Bluesky means not just one thing, not just liberal politics, for example. I will point to sports as an example from the last year. We’ve made a very concerted effort to bring on sports leagues and sports writers, and it’s worked really well. There are a ton of sports conversations now on the app, and those people come here for the sports, not for the liberal politics. It’s possible to expand.
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me: These dishes are gonna take me a while, you can go ahead and put whatever on the tv. Her: [puts on Second World War documentary]
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 31/07/2026
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Transparent bags of frozen clam chowder with black and white labels and an all-caps font not quite Eurostile but similar energy
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
like I would suggest that if you are a true expert in something do not watch a movie made about/from it for a general audience (unless you just want to enjoy it)
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Five, Six, Seven O'clock, Eight O'clock rock
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Seth Vertelney @svertelney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
cropping photos is an important skill
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Trevor is ainm dom @trevorlfc01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saved this one for such an occasion
A blue and white striped flag with a crying face emoji
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Terrible day for baseball.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 18/07/2026
static.klipy.com
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Drew @drewgrof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“No one supports us, the most popular team in the world for whom every match is like a home game. Every casual buys our shirt. Us? With the best player ever who happens to be among the most famous people in the world in tow? We’re the underdog.”
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 14/07/2026
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Never in doubt.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2026
ah, the rare "first as farce, then as tragedy"
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Download dot com's most popular game downloads in 1996
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
oh no, oh no, sorry everyone, I love this
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lol, lmao
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Never in doubt
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My favourite type of English football, sitting on a lead under immense pressure
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 06/07/2026
"I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Mexico-England!"
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Keir Starmer can cement his legacy tonight
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Interesting. apple.news/AtjUF-lumSHW...
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bellingham said
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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Unreal lmao. Let’s go
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🎃Scarlett the Vampire Slayer🎃 @dialancea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Half Life 3 is looking good!
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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