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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Didn't realize until after I bought it, but one of my frozen meals this week was $7.49! It better be pants ruining good, and I don't mean the back. 🥴

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General Willich’s pet raccoon @keeganc15.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Trans people didn’t make gas and groceries unaffordable.

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Post something random. It has no bearing on your future. It's just a way to share something silly with your followers.

Photo of actor/writer Quinta Brunson. Text on the image reads "people be gay"

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There is a universe where everything is the same, but timers count up to the time you want instead of down

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I both love and hate finishing a book. Bittersweet.

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You mean to tell me I get to know what he looks like naked AND his favorite video games?

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Circuit ⭕ @circuittherobot.com · 17/09/2026

Free Palestine, just in case it needs to be said.

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Don't worry why I'm here, but this man in the ER with his thighs out is certainly a distraction

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yes I liked your post with my alt and main. I relly enjoyed it and totally remembered with which account I follow you

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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026

idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I am choosing to believe it is NOT mere coincidence that the word for "something people do to relax or have fun" and "something made anew" are spelled the same (minus a hyphen) when one can most certainly result in the other

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Had a dream last night about going through my straight married friend's phone and marking some of his nudes as favorites 🧐😝

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Time to "lock in" as the kids say. Don't be too funny or horny without me

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I love the adjective open. Especially when used to modify the words "bar" and "relationship"

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The best part of the company picnic is seeing all my co-workers' hot husbands

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the snack that smiles back? You mean the oomf reading this?

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

But some of you aren't ready for that conversarion

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

*seeing how insane centrists are against mamdani, el-sayed, and piker* There is a war on hot men and we must protect them

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Let me just say, with my full chest, I do not want Donald Trump to die in office. I want him to fail as a president, be convicted by the highest authority and die alone and miserable, friendless and forgotten in a federal or international prison. If he dies before that he will become a martyr.

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Check on your queer theater friends today

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Taco Bell post poned. Gonna go out with my momma instead.

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Had my first appointment with my new PCP today and got my blood drawn and a booster shot. I'm going to buy myself some Taco Bell tonight as a reward for being a big brave boy

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

idk who came up with the horizontal scroll wheel for the mouse but whoever they are, I hope they are having a wonderful day

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

People really out here not knowing any other response to a sneeze than "Bless you"

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I try to say, "Hi Lil Weiner!" every time I take him out to pee

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The Dead Sea is less salty than this salted caramel cheesecake 🧂

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I love her, but the constantly being late is annoying

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I think there are too many straight cis people.

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Sometimes having a weiner means you're late to work cause you were playing with it and lost track of time

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think of all kinds of random things but then forget them before I can post them

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Some of the simplest foods are some of the most delicious. Kielbasa w/dill sauerkraut and perogi for work lunch this week 🤤

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

What occupation do you give a helium balloon tied to a broom? Lighthouse Keeper.

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Convinced this is about Mr. XToon's resurrection

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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

life is too short to not be a bit of a silly goose.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Bro I can't stop thinking about the plums you left in the fridge

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

☕️: 7 (hot chocolate) 🍞: 2 for a sandwich, 3 for just butter 🥩: Anywhere between 3 and 4 is fine

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Co-worker to a customer on the phone regarding an automated email: Have you checked your junk? Me (to myself because I have the humor of a 12 year old): I check my junk at least once a day and several times on the weekend. 🤭

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

There's an alternate timeline where Helen Hunt played Dr. Ellie Sattler and I have mixed feelings about it

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Orgrim Goonhammer @hightechnical.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I hate that I can't find genuine sympathy for your situation. I get why it must suck. Honestly. I just can't. In the nicest most sincere way possible. Sorry.

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