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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 22h

@miketaninrat.bsky.social Does every coach's box have a 1984-era phone?

Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

@johnhollinger.bsky.social It's awesome how Kaliakmanis goes 3-and-out and his teammates giving him love, and he's smiling because the bar for a rookie 7th rounder on drive #1 is not completely throwing up on yourself

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Whatever times matches mostly closely with 'up with the sun, down with the sun' is the right answer. And that's standard time all the time.

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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How to punish the parents attending your child's birthday party buff.ly/4ih060K

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Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Drop your mail ballot in a secure box

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@danpizzuta.bsky.social How about Justin Fields running a Greg Roman offense? You just have to be better than Jameis.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@slangsonsports.bsky.social Is there any relationship between WBC innings and fastball velo that season?

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@johnhollinger.bsky.social Why does Ausar Thompson make $31M/yr and Trae Young make $53M/yr? I'll hang up and listen.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider theonion.com/drive-through-rich-nei…

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just to be clear, this is the German far-right party whose victory Trump and Musk are both celebrating:

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Doctor Remulak @doctorremulak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am Doctor Remulak.

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jessa 𑣲⋆ ⌞ 🎂 10•23 ⌝ @softbutdangerous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Having black cats means you will inevitably talk to a pile of dark clothes on the floor.

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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Man destroys kitchen trying to spread cold butter on toast buff.ly/i4E9PHh

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greytdog @greytdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The GOP has always cheated...and harmed Americans in order to gain and hold power.

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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is how Fetterman responded to a proposed meeting with the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP) because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, holy shit this guy needs to resign tonight

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Jen Fifield @jenafifield.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If you have tips about the US Postal Service's effort to regulate mail voting in the midterms, please reach out. You can reach me securely on Signal at jenafifield.01 or contact our tip line at 917-512-0201.

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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

There's a lot we don't know about AltNPS. Their real name, for example. Their nationality. How long they've controlled the account. But there's a surprising amount that we DO know about the Alt National Park Service 🧵:

Alt National Park Service: Not all echoes are meant to return. The lights flicker not from power loss, but memory. When the clock chimes out of rhythm and the sky hums a little too low, you’ll understand what wasn’t written. Some birds don’t migrate—they vanish.

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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relatio...

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

@johnhollinger.bsky.social Just a heads up, the registration on your 2002 Skylark is due

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Turns out the five second rule doesn't apply to soup.

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

@minakimes.bsky.social In 24 hours, Shedeur Sanders lost a starting job to the worst QB/person in football, then killed the Pro Bowl.

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Michael Olesen @molesen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This is how dumb they sound to an epidemiologist.

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Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The Valkyries' beautiful court is back! 🥹💜

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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The same old status quo politics aren't going to cut it. It's time for leaders who put Minnesotans first. I hope you'll watch my new ad going up today:

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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors. Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach. The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 09/08/2026

No notes. Not one.

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

@greggrosenthal.bsky.social Why do we spoil wonderful events (graduations, commemorations, inductions) with speeches? If you plan an event, and the main course is a bunch of speeches, you're telling the world 'I've got no ideas'.

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

@nateduncannba.bsky.social As the only analyst who's tried to explain why the Kawhi could be taking so long, after Pablo #2, what do you think happens?

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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There is a player on the LA Queens, Brittany Apgar, who has a limb difference and traveled back to Illinois from receiving her first ever batting prosthetic *today* and is 3-for-3 in her first game playing with one. Incredibly cool.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026

Post Pretty Sanctimonious For Mere Month Of Sobriety theonion.com/post-pretty-sanctimoni…

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

@greggrosenthal.bsky.social So over the next five seasons, Bijan Robinson is guaranteed $69M? That still doesn't seem like enough.

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Brian Poindexter For Congress @poindexterforcongress.com · 02/08/2026

No one credibly accused of holding a gun to his wife's head and breaking their two-year-old daughter's collarbone belongs in the halls of power. Help defeat Max Miller in November. secure.actblue.com/donate/bpx82

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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

this guy gets it

Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This, and the subsequent comments, are worth the read ...

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

@miketanier.bsky.social I once messaged a journo 'who are your favorite beat reporters from each team?' His reply (paraphrasing) 'as soon you give me permission to publish your grandma's 30 best recipes'. So, thanks for reposting (presumably) your favorite local yokel guys

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

@natschatpodcast.bsky.social Have you thought of doing an all-MLB daily game recap pod? Do game recaps like Al & @markzuckerman.bsky.social (tightly-edited announcer calls, very little player/mgr audio, stats & analysis), ~2-3 min/game, I'd listen. The national baseball podcast landscape is bleak.

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

@greggrosenthal.bsky.social @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social @patrickclaybon.bsky.social (No sarcasm) thanks for making your player audio clips 20-30 sec. You all clearly realize that some listeners enjoy player sound & some don't. So for the latter, it's a quick thumb, & it's you all again, in rhythm.

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@minakimes.bsky.social Which would you rather have for the next two seasons: Jordan Davis + Vita Vea or Jalen Carter + Replacement-Level Vet?

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Grouchy Math Teacher @heyhoody.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@miketanier.bsky.social How did Jamal Adams just turn 30. I swear I've seen grainy videos of him menacing Neil Lomax.

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