Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comAnne Hathaway Emotional ClappingAlt: Anne Hathaway Emotional Clapping 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In general, it really gets my goat how economics is portrayed as some sort of sophisticated hard science and sociology as ideological mush in the popular imagination, when in fact, economics is: duh-duh-duh…. A Social Science! 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My whole thing is: okay, we could interpret this in the worst way possible, and it’s not impossible that interpretation is correct, but publicly championing “guilty until proven innocent” as our M.O. probably isn’t helping our credibility and will probably come back to bite us at some point. 110
Reposted by Ethan JCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me: Is there something you want to say to me? Wife: No. Me: I can tell there's something bothering you. Wife: Fine. I wish you'd get over your obsession with 90s hip-hop. Me: Whoomp! There it is. 322351
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“When the Sumerian chaos demon Utna’Kresh who ruled the formless void before the big bang offers to show you the answers to a pop quiz your teacher ain’t written yet, it sounds fun. But take it from me *lowers sunglasses to reveal churning pools of infinite darkness*, Utna’Kresh ain’t on the level!” 121
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“As a middle-aged man whose job is speakin’ to teens like you, I know it’s fun to push the rules. Just look at how I sit backwards on this chair! But messin’ with the spacetime continuum? That ain’t it, dawg!” 111
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m glad you really took it to heart when we had that school assembly where the motivational speaker warned us about the dangers of experimenting with retro-causality. 111
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Wow, the Telltale games comeback is really not off to a great start. 031
Reposted by Ethan JMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My Therapist said I need to write letters to the people who have wronged me and then throw them in the fire. I said OK but what do I do with the letters? 1523939
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I understand where you’re coming from, but that’s not the approach we should be taking. Dump buckets of SALT water on ice agents wearing shock gloves. It’s far more conductive than tap water. 030
Reposted by Ethan JMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm sick of those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn." Stupid firefighters. 1823330
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comDoja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' MemeAlt: Kermit 'Do It' Meme 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Seemed like a cheap throwaway line when I first saw it as a preteen. Then I grew up and met real scientists and engineers and realized the cosmic irony that people with the most interesting occupations always end up fixated on the most tedious aspects of their work. 000
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Mine (as you may have guessed from the GIF) is from Futurama - “Over there is my intergalactic spaceship, and here’s where I keep assorted lengths of wire!” “Whoa - A real live spaceship!” “I designed it myself. Let me show you some of the lengths of wire I used.” 000
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What are y’all’s favorite gags/jokes/lines that seemed like throwaway jokes at first, but just grew funnier as you got older and [theoretically] wiser?static.klipy.comFuturama: Opening the Drawer of WiresAlt: Futurama: Opening the Drawer of Wires 100
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This should be awarded the inaugural Nobel prize in the category of whatever the hell this is. 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comSkeptical Fry from FuturamaALT: Skeptical Fry from Futurama 0650
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I second that. This is me clean shaven:static.klipy.comSacabambaspis WutALT: Sacabambaspis Wut 031
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Cyclospora cayetanensis is spread through direct fecal-oral transmission and humans are the only known host. This begs the question: just how much human feces do we unknowingly consume on a regular basis when said feces doesn’t contain organisms that cause impossible to ignore symptoms? 111
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 26/07/2026But there are many ways to view the world, no one whose not a biologist uses the word “anuran”, and technically ALL words are made up, so I think “toads are a branch of frogs” is a pretty good compromise between the technical biological and the common speech definitions of frogs and toads. 😊 🐸 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Technically, animals like bullfrogs in the family ranidae are “true frogs”, animals in the family bufonidae like Woodhouse’s toad are “true toads”, and then a whole lot of animals like poison arrow frogs are neither. Anura is the groups that contains all the things we either call frogs or toads. 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 25/07/2026(2/2) If you’re scampering around the treetops, but unlike other arboreal animals that are light bodied and/or have built in parachutes (think squirrel tail) falling is likely fatal for you, it’s important be able to construct an accurate mental map of your 3D environment from visual information. 000
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 25/07/2026(1/2) My mammalogy professor stated that so many of the things that are precursors to what I hat which makes us human are adaptations to an arboreal (in trees) lifestyle. 100
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Eh, frog is fine. Mapping common names onto valid biological taxa can be tricky if not impossible. There’s no common ancestor of all the things commonly called “frogs” that isn’t also the ancestor of commonly called “toads”, so I think “toads are a kind of frog” is perfectly valid. 110
Reposted by Ethan JMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In a reversal of his attempts to rename institutions and places after himself, Donald Trump has directed the Department of the Interior to change the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden's Fault. 54975253
Reposted by Ethan JBob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026...wait, what? 1.) "The backstory of Scrooge" is ALREADY THE PLOT OF 'A CHRISTMAS CAROL' 2.) He is *still* Ebenezer and was ALWAYS Scrooge! It's just just his FIRST AND LAST F---ING NAMES!!! 3222866
Reposted by Ethan JCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If Mike Pence has the courage, the USA can still win the World Cup. 19110189
Reposted by Ethan JMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Cop to dispatch: suspect is dancing naked through downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Cop: I’ll try, but I’m not much of a dancer 912211
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I saw two of these today! Not in the wild - I work at a zoo. 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 14/07/2026“Jeffery Dahmer was a particularly bad person.” “SO YOU’RE SAYING IT’S OKAY TO KILL PEOPLE AS LONG AS YOU DON’T EAT THEM??? BE BETTER!” 121
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hooray! Something I know something about is finally in the zeitgeist! Down with VAR! We’re talking about JavaScript, right? Source: ESLint share.google/S1TDzqVBs0x8...share.googleno-var - ESLint - Pluggable JavaScript LinterA pluggable and configurable linter tool for identifying and reporting on patterns in JavaScript. Maintain your code quality with ease. 000
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Trying to think of a Norwegian song to sing if they score another goal, but the Norwegian music I know is limited to: 1. Christmas Carols 2. Satanic Black Metal 3. Songs about Stargate 000
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Sorry y’all, it’s my fault. I was drinking a Belgian beer. 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Campaign poster located:static.klipy.comFuturama: Why Not Zoidberg!?!ALT: Futurama: Why Not Zoidberg!?! 010
Reposted by Ethan Jprofchander @profchander.bsky.social · 05/07/2026national mall doesn’t even have a hot topic 3474
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Have you seen this guy’s channel? Great stuff! Also, he’s a super talented flint knapper. youtu.be/XJmn9ebw1lA?...youtu.beArchaeologist Recap of the Hancock v. Dibble Debate and the 89th SAA Conference.YouTube video by Nathanael Fosaaen 120
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 15/06/2026No one had better refer to me with any of that they/them crap. Or you, who, whom, we, or us. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m a medieval lord, and you peasants are unfit to refer to me in anything other than the third person singular. 020
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 09/06/2026static.klipy.comPo's Confused 'WUT' MomentAlt: Po's (from Kung Fu Panda) Confused 'WUT' Moment 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 09/06/2026You and I are now the same mass, so we can switch places across time using the Time Scepter from the third live action TMNT movie. 130
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 06/06/2026…and into it the dark lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. 111
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I had hoped that pushback against the current geopolitical situation would foster a desire to highlight Persian culture, thus tipping the search results for “Rumi” on this platform toward a more even “Sufi poetry” to “erotic K-Pop Demon Hunter fan art” ratio. Alas, my hope was in vain. 😞 011
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 31/05/2026static.klipy.comChristian Bale's 'NICE' PoutALT: Christian Bale's 'NICE' Pout 040
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Here’s the page the artist lists on their social media accounts. Unfortunately, it looks like she isn’t selling prints of this particular piece. www.artsy.net/artist/elena...artsy.netElena Wuest - Art & Prints for Sale | ArtsyExplore Elena Wuest’s biography, achievements, artworks, auction results, and shows on Artsy. • Professional visual Artist with a long-standing painting Practice 030
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I’d like to hear this narrated in smoky voice over a jazzy upright bass. 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Also, why does it make a “DING!” noise when it gets hit? 010
Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The DEAL will solve all of our problems and it will TURN RAIN INTO CANDY. All the LOSERS who criticize the DEAL are LIARS because NO ONE HAS SEEN THE DEAL except for ME AND MY COOL GIRLFRIEND FROM CANADA WHO IS ABSOLUTELY ALSO REAL BUT SHE’S FROM CANADA WHICH IS WHY YOU LOSERS HAVE NEVER SEEN HER. 000
