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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me: Is there something you want to say to me? Wife: No. Me: I can tell there's something bothering you. Wife: Fine. I wish you'd get over your obsession with 90s hip-hop. Me: Whoomp! There it is.

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My Therapist said I need to write letters to the people who have wronged me and then throw them in the fire. I said OK but what do I do with the letters?

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I'm sick of those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn." Stupid firefighters.

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What are y’all’s favorite gags/jokes/lines that seemed like throwaway jokes at first, but just grew funnier as you got older and [theoretically] wiser?

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Futurama: Opening the Drawer of Wires

Alt: Futurama: Opening the Drawer of Wires

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Cyclospora cayetanensis is spread through direct fecal-oral transmission and humans are the only known host. This begs the question: just how much human feces do we unknowingly consume on a regular basis when said feces doesn’t contain organisms that cause impossible to ignore symptoms?

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

In a reversal of his attempts to rename institutions and places after himself, Donald Trump has directed the Department of the Interior to change the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden's Fault.

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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

...wait, what? 1.) "The backstory of Scrooge" is ALREADY THE PLOT OF 'A CHRISTMAS CAROL' 2.) He is *still* Ebenezer and was ALWAYS Scrooge! It's just just his FIRST AND LAST F---ING NAMES!!!

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If Mike Pence has the courage, the USA can still win the World Cup.

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Cop to dispatch: suspect is dancing naked through downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Cop: I’ll try, but I’m not much of a dancer

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Hooray! Something I know something about is finally in the zeitgeist! Down with VAR! We’re talking about JavaScript, right? Source: ESLint share.google/S1TDzqVBs0x8...

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no-var - ESLint - Pluggable JavaScript Linter

A pluggable and configurable linter tool for identifying and reporting on patterns in JavaScript. Maintain your code quality with ease.

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Trying to think of a Norwegian song to sing if they score another goal, but the Norwegian music I know is limited to: 1. Christmas Carols 2. Satanic Black Metal 3. Songs about Stargate

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Sorry y’all, it’s my fault. I was drinking a Belgian beer.

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profchander @profchander.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

national mall doesn’t even have a hot topic

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I had hoped that pushback against the current geopolitical situation would foster a desire to highlight Persian culture, thus tipping the search results for “Rumi” on this platform toward a more even “Sufi poetry” to “erotic K-Pop Demon Hunter fan art” ratio. Alas, my hope was in vain. 😞

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Reminder: you don’t have to immediately weigh in publicly when news breaks before key details are known. If your take is valid, it will probably still be just as worthwhile a few hours or even days later. If it’s not, at best you look like a fool, at worst you contribute to dangerous misinformation.

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

To be fair, he could have been thinking of this doctor:

Dr. Zoidberg, an anthropomorphic lobster from the animated Sci-FI comedy series Futurama, dressed as Jesus of Nazareth.

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Look at me! I’m participating in a trend!

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Chris Dunker @chrisdunker.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

An Omaha woman swept up in an ICE raid on a food processing facility in June paid her bond and an immigration judge granted her release. But Lincoln County Sheriff Jerome Kramer refuses to let Floribertha Mayo Anicasio go. From @ljspilger.bsky.social: journalstar.com/news/state-r...

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Nebraska sheriff, ICE accused of holding woman in jail despite posting bond in immigration case

A woman who was swept up in the June immigration raid at Glenn Valley Foods in Omaha says a Nebraska sheriff has refused to release her from jail despite an

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

It’s my favorite time of year again. If you like this recording, you should hear it in vinyl! youtu.be/fkI9WoSFNsA?...

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Wild Mountain Thyme

YouTube video by Out of the House - Topic

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but Yakety Sax.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

The 50501 Movement has planned protests at all 50 state capitols and the U.S. Capitol on Presidents’ Day at noon. While mainstream media isn’t covering it, many YouTubers have stepped up to provide coverage.

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I can’t decide if I picked the best or the worst time to start reading the Foundation series.

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Ethan J @herpguy88.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

If Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie, then Neither is White Christmas.

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