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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞

@hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social
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I enjoy drawing sexy ponies. 28yo. Very NSFW. Occasional grimdark content. www.furaffinity.net/user/hermaeusxe…

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brendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im really really sorry to everyone that participated in this thing when i did it, but out of all of them, this is the one i think about the most often, its so fucking good
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Columbia exploding. I just remember seeing my mom crying, and asking why, and she explained that the space shuttle had exploded, and the astronauts on it were dead. Left an impact.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Muskogee Times Democrat Muskogee Oklahoma May 27,1916
P1- EVERETT IS LISTENING TO AN ITALIAN MAN TRYING VERY HARD TO TELL SOMETHING IN ENGLISH 

THE OTHER MAN LAUGHS : TEE HEE!

P2- EVERETT ASKS THE OTHER MAN …
EVERETT:CAN YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?

THE OTHER MAN: NO,

P3- EVERETT HAS SLAMMED THE OTHER MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MASHING HIS HAT DOWN OVER HIS EYES 

EVERETT: WELL, I CAN'T
SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON THIS
FELLOW, THEN!!!
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD.
MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. 

AND STAY OUT!
I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY
SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK
ONTO ONE!!!
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Morning Star Rockford Illinois, 06.27.1916
P1- EVERETT IS TALKING WITH A FACTORY OWNER IN HIS OFFICE 
EVERETT: 
WELL, AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR FACTORY I SUPPOSE YOU'D LIKE
TO KNOW WHAT I THINK OF IT.
THAT IS ONLY NATURAL.
TO BEGIN WITH, YOU HAVE A WELL LIGHTED, COMFORTABLE OFFICE

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EVERETT:—BUT 
YOUR EMPLOYES IN THE REST OF THE BUILDING ARE WORKING UNDER CONDITIONS ABSOLUTELY UNFIT FOR
HUMAN BEINGS !!
THAT'S MY OPINION IN A NUTSHELL !!

EVERETT PROCEEDS TO GIVE THE FACTORY OWNER THE THRASHING OF HIS LIFE!!
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Pink @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang · 29/07/2026
not like that bikini was covering much of ALL of this anyway
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 23/07/2026
Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip? Me: One time I flipped a quarter but dropped it in a sewer grate. So I guess 25 cents. Anton: *already reaching for cow stunner*
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sad to hear about the passing of Lindsey Graham, United States senator and grandfather of rap superstar Aubrey Drake Graham
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately
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Furlana @furlana.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh my... She is a LOT 👀💥
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Crow @breadcroww.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
a little gift #tadc
Pomni approaches abstracted Jax in the pillow fort, who perks up upon her arrival.
P: Hey, Jax...Sorry, did I wake you? I brought you a little something today...Pomni presents Jax with a bow, who seems intrigued.
P: I know it's not quite the same, but...
Pomni places the bow on Jax's head.J: *glitchy musical chirps*
She appears to be pleased.
P: You look lovely.Pomni sitting next to a sleeping abstracted Jax, bow still on her head and purring distortedly.
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Nina @zeitgeistmistress.northsky.social · 02/07/2026
Heeey! So the Australian government decided to be very cool and raised the cost of a visa without warning by 2000 dollars. Which means that now I literally cannot afford my partner visa. Help a girl out, if you can 💙
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 29/06/2026
The store closes in an hour (it’s current 8 PM), so it’s getting a bit urgent if I’m gonna eat at all today. Anything helps ❤️❤️
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
how do i get my bluesky to look like this
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snowyFeline @snowyfeline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my take on the Xenomorph Queen
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🪞😑Despite everything, it's still Frist 🦄🐲 🔜 HrtlndHowloween+BLFC @fristart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🍑🍧🦊🦊🧋🍑 Bestie Butt <3 #chiknnuggit #slushi #milkshek
Slushi and Milkshek showing off eachother's booty.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My perfect hairy idiot. She's animorphing into a lamb chop.
Black cat sleeping on purple blanket. She is curled up with her front legs stuck out, and is thus shaped like a lamb chop.
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Pumpkin Spice Potion 🔞 @smallpotion.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What totally would have happened if Kaufmo hadn't interrupted #ribbitrabbit #leapfrog #jax #ribbit #tadc #genitalcircus
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Josh Kovensky @joshkovensky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Prairieland demonstrators got maximum sentences from two Texas federal judges this morning – they're ordered to serve them consecutively. The lowest sentence was 30 years, for a man not at the protest, but who was convicted of concealing documents talkingpointsmemo.com/news/prairie...
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Prairieland ‘Antifa’ Activists Sentenced to Decades in Prison on ‘Terrorism’ Charges
Federal judges in Fort Worth handed down maximum sentences to eight people...
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Álvaro López @bakadori.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.
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BloonkyBunBun @vickybloonky.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What do you give the man that has everything?
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Mech *trantifa super soldier* @mechpup.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Updated pride image. Time to put the boot lickers where they belong...
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Welwraith @welwraith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I think I really might need to put a big sign over my head saying that I'm not interested in arguing with grown adults over whether cartoon pictures are evil and scary or not. I'm a scary pro-kink weirdo that doesn't gaf what you draw as long as you're not hurting any real people, fuck off.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Celestia butte, now in colour!
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Celestia butte, now in colour!
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Saw TADC: The Final Act in the theater today, it was truly excellent imo. Won't be posting spoilers here or anything, but it was an extremely satisfying ending I'd say.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/06/2026
two adorable fawns cuddling with a kitten captioned: "repost if you love lesbians or [if] you[']d be happy if elon musk dies"
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DM ME IF INTERESTED IN COMMISSIONS✨ @dapperlilarts.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Chrysalis is bested yet again.
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Remember when that string of Boeing whistleblowers, Epstein victims & BLM organizers died before they could testify in court, & everybody just decided it was a sad coincidence
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Úna-Minh's ✨ Open to Work ✨ @unaminh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.
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🍨 rasp 🧁 Elbaph 🏴‍☠️ @rasplejax.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
// nsfw Based on a recent convo. 🤭💕
A two panel comic.
Panel 1: I reach out to someone facing towards me and say "I would like to award you the most honorable head canon I can bestow"
Panel 2: The person is now facing forwards and is identified as "favorite fictional character" and wearing an award badge thing that says "cums from eating pussy"
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Celestiass. For anyone who remembers that I do art here on occasion. 🙃
Celestia from mlp showing her fat booty, teats, and winking marepussy to the viewer.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Celestiass. For anyone who remembers that I do art here on occasion. 🙃
Celestia from mlp showing her fat booty, teats, and winking marepussy to the viewer.
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Vulpes 🍉 (He/They) @katevulpes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ever wonder how some people manage to take longer toys vaginally? Well, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of the ✨️posterior & anterior fornix✨️ Thanks to them, seemingly impossibly long insertions are possible for some people (with enough practice, of course)! #sexed #reproductiveanatomy
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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
if you cant accept that vast numbers of people, as a result of various life experiences, have developed intense sexual fantasies that are disgusting, abhorrent, and/or fatal, represent these in art, and Do Not Try To Make Them Real, I am simply tired of pretending you aren't dumb as shit.
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Riko! @rikochan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Rikochan in The Helping Hand (big clit, assisted masturbation 😸 ) www.clips4sale.com/studio/37077...
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Selenophile @selenophilesfw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Don't let the world stop you from being yourself. Whether you are cis or trans, you will always be safe and welcome in my spaces! 💙💗🤍
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193
A painting of a man and a woman standing in front of a red Chevrolet truck. The man is holding a hoe; the woman is holding a bucket with house cleaning supplies. The artist's two parents stand proudly in front of the painting.
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Val🏳️‍⚧️Vondran 🔜 PAX Aus @valvondran.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I was gonna be silly about it but honestly if you jerk it to girls with dicks but don't support trans rights you can just die tbh
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