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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞

@hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social
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I enjoy drawing sexy ponies. 28yo. Very NSFW. Occasional grimdark content. www.furaffinity.net/user/hermaeusxe…

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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, have *you* ever preened it? If not, then it's overdue, wouldn't you say? He is an intelligent babyman with great wisdom.
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brendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im really really sorry to everyone that participated in this thing when i did it, but out of all of them, this is the one i think about the most often, its so fucking good
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shrekpilled deer.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well you see, his wife made the rookie mistake of being a woman, and he did the right thing, and was a white man, so all is forgiven.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Am old enough to remember 9/11. I have a few memories from before. But nobody saw fit to inform 3 year old me about it, lol.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Columbia exploding. I just remember seeing my mom crying, and asking why, and she explained that the space shuttle had exploded, and the astronauts on it were dead. Left an impact.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All my apes gone. 😔
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Da boi, he hamsome.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Muskogee Times Democrat Muskogee Oklahoma May 27,1916
P1- EVERETT IS LISTENING TO AN ITALIAN MAN TRYING VERY HARD TO TELL SOMETHING IN ENGLISH 

THE OTHER MAN LAUGHS : TEE HEE!

P2- EVERETT ASKS THE OTHER MAN …
EVERETT:CAN YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?

THE OTHER MAN: NO,

P3- EVERETT HAS SLAMMED THE OTHER MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MASHING HIS HAT DOWN OVER HIS EYES 

EVERETT: WELL, I CAN'T
SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON THIS
FELLOW, THEN!!!
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD.
MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. 

AND STAY OUT!
I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY
SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK
ONTO ONE!!!
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Morning Star Rockford Illinois, 06.27.1916
P1- EVERETT IS TALKING WITH A FACTORY OWNER IN HIS OFFICE 
EVERETT: 
WELL, AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR FACTORY I SUPPOSE YOU'D LIKE
TO KNOW WHAT I THINK OF IT.
THAT IS ONLY NATURAL.
TO BEGIN WITH, YOU HAVE A WELL LIGHTED, COMFORTABLE OFFICE

P2-
EVERETT:—BUT 
YOUR EMPLOYES IN THE REST OF THE BUILDING ARE WORKING UNDER CONDITIONS ABSOLUTELY UNFIT FOR
HUMAN BEINGS !!
THAT'S MY OPINION IN A NUTSHELL !!

EVERETT PROCEEDS TO GIVE THE FACTORY OWNER THE THRASHING OF HIS LIFE!!
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Pink @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang · 29/07/2026
not like that bikini was covering much of ALL of this anyway
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 23/07/2026
Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip? Me: One time I flipped a quarter but dropped it in a sewer grate. So I guess 25 cents. Anton: *already reaching for cow stunner*
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The fact that he continuously leeches off of queer media, after voting for Trump. I would like him to stop being.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I do not like being reminded that Black Gryphon exists, and continues to make stuff without being booed into an oubliette.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's crazy how often Pip seems to get the specific radioactive mutation that makes your tits huge.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey, Jorts will always be buttered cat in my eyes.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm always glad when I find this sorta news out via shitpost, it's what these guys deserve.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sad to hear about the passing of Lindsey Graham, United States senator and grandfather of rap superstar Aubrey Drake Graham
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately Cancel your Nitro immediately
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Furlana @furlana.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh my... She is a LOT 👀💥
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Crow @breadcroww.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
a little gift #tadc
Pomni approaches abstracted Jax in the pillow fort, who perks up upon her arrival.
P: Hey, Jax...Sorry, did I wake you? I brought you a little something today...Pomni presents Jax with a bow, who seems intrigued.
P: I know it's not quite the same, but...
Pomni places the bow on Jax's head.J: *glitchy musical chirps*
She appears to be pleased.
P: You look lovely.Pomni sitting next to a sleeping abstracted Jax, bow still on her head and purring distortedly.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/gran...
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Nina @zeitgeistmistress.northsky.social · 02/07/2026
Heeey! So the Australian government decided to be very cool and raised the cost of a visa without warning by 2000 dollars. Which means that now I literally cannot afford my partner visa. Help a girl out, if you can 💙
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 29/06/2026
The store closes in an hour (it’s current 8 PM), so it’s getting a bit urgent if I’m gonna eat at all today. Anything helps ❤️❤️
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yeah, Idk how these people don't like, see the fact that every single thing they've already done, is based on made-up excuses? Every atrocity they commit, is based on lies. They have any excuse they want, they always have.
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
how do i get my bluesky to look like this
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snowyFeline @snowyfeline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my take on the Xenomorph Queen
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hot af, and gorgeously rendered. ❤️
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🪞😑Despite everything, it's still Frist 🦄🐲 🔜 HrtlndHowloween+BLFC @fristart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🍑🍧🦊🦊🧋🍑 Bestie Butt <3 #chiknnuggit #slushi #milkshek
Slushi and Milkshek showing off eachother's booty.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There will always be people who take the worst possible view of artists for depicting evil things. These people are idiots.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think intent matters, and if your intent is to depict something with the gravity it deserves, and you heavily take into account advice from people who have experienced what you're writing about, (if it isn't something you yourself have experienced) then that's what matters.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
She's fucking gorgeous. ❤️
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I guess I'd also add that if I, as a Native American, saw a period film depicting the evils with which America dealt with Natives, and yet it cut out the language necessary to depict said vileness fully, it'd feel bizarre, and off-putting. Like the film wanted to water down things or something.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I think that's just part of making characters that reflect reality. You make them talk how *they* would talk, flaws and vileness included.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My perfect hairy idiot. She's animorphing into a lamb chop.
Black cat sleeping on purple blanket. She is curled up with her front legs stuck out, and is thus shaped like a lamb chop.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Godly post. Blessed art.
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Pumpkin Spice Potion 🔞 @smallpotion.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What totally would have happened if Kaufmo hadn't interrupted #ribbitrabbit #leapfrog #jax #ribbit #tadc #genitalcircus
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I enjoy the mean milf.
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
S tier fast food place.
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Josh Kovensky @joshkovensky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Prairieland demonstrators got maximum sentences from two Texas federal judges this morning – they're ordered to serve them consecutively. The lowest sentence was 30 years, for a man not at the protest, but who was convicted of concealing documents talkingpointsmemo.com/news/prairie...
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Prairieland ‘Antifa’ Activists Sentenced to Decades in Prison on ‘Terrorism’ Charges
Federal judges in Fort Worth handed down maximum sentences to eight people...
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Álvaro López @bakadori.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That fuckass rabbit. ❤️
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Hermaeus Xerxes🔞 @hermaeusxerxes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He's just a lil guy, never done nothing wrong.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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