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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑

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Noted chaos tulpa and epidermis nerdis Ngāti Maniapoto | Pākehā Wear your fuckin sunscreen

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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What up nerds I'm selling 2x seated tickets for maiden and Megadeth cos we'd rather go to SOAD and Faith No More lol so if you're interested to buy my tickets chur. secure.ticketmaster.co.nz/rs/24006459B...
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Told my manager he could retire and sent him this picture of my new supervisor.
A black and white cat sleeps looong across the back of a black leather couch. Her name is Stevie and she is dreaming of revolution.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't care what the fuck happens anywhere I just sat here for about 3 minutes listening to my 9yo kid sing along perfectly to My Own Worst Enemy by Lit I've absolutely clocked parenting.
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
40 minutes of vows isn't a wedding ceremony, it's a podcast.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just learned the horrible news about Mitch McConnell. My condolences go out to his family and staff. Having to deal with his persistent will to live every day must be horrible.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wfh during the school holidays is tapping away at the kitchen table when the kiddo goes "hey mum!" and when you turn to face her she kisses your forehead and goes "love you!" and skips off.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
my sweet small and only child cluld give me a break on a sunday morning but no. switch 2, save me from my torment. well, from this particular torment at least
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Lol I haven't been here for fuckin months and forgot my password 4 times.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Kia ora nerds remember to clear out your kids lunch boxes now it's the end of term you're welcome.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Anyway here's Charlotte.
Ā message on discord from my child with a link to a temu item with her saying "Please :3"The temu item in question, a tshirt with a close up of a ginger cat who looks very lacking in braincells with text that says "I eated all the batteries".
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"Mum I'm listening to a song that's kind of emo". Me: "oh yeah what's that?" Charlotte: "it's called 'Denial'" Me: by... Wait? Is it..? Charlotte:
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Anyway here's Charlotte.
A screenshot of a discord message exchange between myself and my 9yo daughter. She is asking for robux.

Child: Use my money. Istg i will drink alcohol and bounce off the fucking walls if u dont gimme robux-
Me: Alcohol doesn't make you hyper Bubba it makes you stupid.
Charlotte: THEN COCAINE IT IS
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
There are too many bands coming and I am not a millionaire.
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Tze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
Alt: Madame la Guillotine coming down on ya mf
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
THEY'RE BACK.
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TrinityNYC @frankie0320.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Timeline Cleanse #タイムライン浄化剤投与
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"break stuff" by limp bizkit (1999)
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
If you got sunburnt this summer after I've spent LITERAL YEARS yelling at youse about sunscreen and being sun smart then at this point you deserve the skin cancer.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Gonna be in nga rohe o Ngāi Tūhoe me Ngāti Awa for 3-4 days at the end of this week and this is how the weather is looking which I am taking as the most auspicious tohu.
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BASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks. We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign. www.transbashback.com/fsu.html xoxo BASH BACK
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BASH BACK
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 16/11/2024
decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
She knows nothing about international politics 🥰🥰🥰
Ā black and white tuxedo cat sits on her back legs in front of a brown couch. I'm so jealous of her single brain cell.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Setting my alarm for tomorrow morning full of resentment at past me for not taking more leave.
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Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets. polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Man FUCK America.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Mōrena e te whānau I keep forgetting this place exists. I have a 9yo now and I got a new job for Xmas hope youse are all good!
Ā black and white cat sits next to a 9yo girl lying in bed. The girl wears purple pyjamas and the bedding is green tropical foliage. The girl is smiling and the cat has nothing going on in that head at all.
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 22/12/2025
Different strokes for different folks but you cannot make me care about a movie that looks like a 3 hour PS5 game cutscene
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Boughs of Anthony Joshua holly about to deck the Jake Paul halls
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It's a beautiful morning to listen to A Praise Chorus on repeat.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I'm gonna cry I'm so excited. 🥰
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
THRICE ARE COMING I CAN FINALLY SEE THEM www.instagram.com/p/DP2amEajX1...
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thrice on Instagram: "Thrice's new album Horizons/West is out now and they're stopping by Australia & New Zealand in 2026! 🔥 Fan Presale Access: Oct 17,…"
Thrice's new album Horizons/West is out now and they're stopping by Australia & New Zealand in 2026! 🔥 Fan Presale Access: Oct 17, 12pm [AEDT] Register Now!
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ian Watkins has been stabbed to death by a prison inmate. The Nu Metal Agenda is sending critical support to the inmate during this difficult time. numetalagenda.com/ian-watkins-...
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Ian Watkins Released From Prison, Welcomed to Hell
In case you needed to read some good news today.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Omg is the knife OK?
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Dr Tara McAllister @taramcallister.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fuck all the people who voted no to Māori wards
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Tried and failed to convince Charlotte not to rip her wiggly first premolar out at 8.30pm but she ignored me so guess who just stole 5 huk from her pink smiggle wallet so the tooth fairy could still come through?
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Remember the Herald was founded in 1863 as Mouthpiece to Support Governor Grey and the NZ Land Wars into the Waikato Not much has changed since
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If you are of a certain age and grew up a raging fucking nerd do you remember the Point Horror and Point Fantasy books? How many of these bring back memories? www.goodreads.com/list/show/44... www.goodreads.com/list/show/12...
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Point Horror (113 books)
113 books based on 10 votes: The Body by Carol Ellis, Trick or Treat by Richie Tankersley Cusick, The Forbidden Game by L.J. Smith, April Fools by Richie...
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Dr Bex @drbex.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hamilton City local council elections are in full swing. Here is a handy assessment on the candidates that I prepared earlier: open.substack.com/pub/drbex/p/... #nzpol #Hamilton #elections
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Local government elections: Hamilton edition
My voting papers have finally arrived, which means I can now vote in our local council elections.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
REHEKOOOOOOOOO
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Hikoco are having an up-to-40% off sale on sunscreen e te whānau. Perfect time to stock up now that longer days are here.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.
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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑 @herapls.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Happy Bogan Christmas* to all who celebrate. *last day of the Rock 2000
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 24/09/2025
The 2nd (and last) run is live on the site www.thecolacorporation.com/products/hey...
Model wearing an acid wash black tee

White text reading:

HEY DUMMY

(Skull artwork)

HE HATES COPS
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 19/09/2025
On the back of NIN's "Year Zero" album we put a warning label (quoted below) about subversive material from the US Bureau of Morality, and if you called the phone number it played this message: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SB8... - gotta say I don't love how how plausible this now sounds!
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US Bureau Of Morality/18664456580.MP3
YouTube video by artisresistanceuk
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Shit I'm glad they told us, we'd never have realised otherwise www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
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Israel has committed genocide in Gaza, says UN inquiry
Commission’s 72-page legal analysis cites examples including scale of killings, aid blockages and forced displacement
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 16/09/2025
BREAKING: UN inquiry finds Israel’s war on Gaza to be genocide aje.io/2h84g2
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Look, did a bunch of us organise to have a pro Māori wards billboard on the same sign Hobson’s Pledge put their bullshit? Absolutely. Did we all put our names to it cause we're community leaders staunch in our position? Absolutely.
A photo grid of 12 Hamilton community leaders, with their names underneath, with the text Decide Together, Thrive Together. VOTE to keep Māori Wards.
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 12/09/2025
If you haven’t been following what’s going on in Nepal, it is UNBELIEVABLE. I don’t event know where to begin but between the time you had your morning coffee on Monday and lunch on Friday they just had a total Gen Z-led revolution resulting in the first female PM. Like seriously.
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