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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 04/10/2026
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 03/10/2026
I feel like I'm going crazy with some of these posts. We literally just did this discourse this week! We were talking about Christa Pike, a woman who was never given a chance to be rehabilitated, but was instead abused and tortured by the state. She murdered someone!
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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You need to stay in your lane.” “What’s my lane?” “…Nubile. Hairless. Boy man.” “No…” “That’s your lane.”
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pleonasm @pleonasmical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope? How many local models does he run?
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 02/10/2026
TBH there's been a lot of talk of "forgiveness" today and not a lot of recognition that, in both directions, it is not yours to give. You cannot forgive the YouTuber because you are not the victim. You cannot refuse to forgive the YouTuber because you are not the victim. You were not wronged.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rest in peace Houdini u would've loved locktober
Houdini in bondage with a big lock on him
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28/09/2026
im also a puppy on a new adventure
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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#DeepThoughtsWithMorgan
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 21/09/2026
The black robin, once down to just a single breeding pair, wins NZ bird of the year
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The black robin, once down to just a single breeding pair, wins NZ bird of the year
Fondly known as the ‘goth’ of New Zealand’s bird world, the black robin now has a population of 350 adults thanks to a pioneering breeding programme The black robin, once the world’s rarest bird before an extraordinary conservation project brought it back from brink of extinction, has been crowned New Zealand’s bird of the year, after record voter turnout. The tiny bird is found only in the Chatham Islands, 800km east of mainland New Zealand. Called kakaruia in Māori and karure in Morirori – the language indigenous to the Chathams – the birds are also fondly known as the “goth” of New Zealand’s bird world, for its striking black plumage, black eyes and a little pointy black beak. Continue reading...
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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Last Kirkmas, I gave you my neck But the very next day, you shot it away This year, to save me from queers I'll give it to someone special
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 07/09/2026
This is why canvassing is the most dangerous job imaginable. The number of Democratic operatives that have switched sides because they magically became brain damaged by trying to talk to voters with opposing views is massive. We've never figured out how to prevent it.
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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This how I want to spend my Labor Day this year
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 22/08/2026
New left-wing thing is describing ToS violations as generically as possible to pretend like they're not violations. Someone gets banned for violent threats and they start yelling "Wow so it's against the rules to post historical woodcarvings now"
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 21/08/2026
They were trying to produce cocoamone. Is it really so wrong to torture puppies if it's for the enjoyment of humans?
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 19/08/2026
The GOAT
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 17/08/2026
Can't stand this too cute shit. They *do* intend cruelty, they just do not believe their targets are American or represent America. To them it is not feigned patriotism, it is real patriotism. It is real nationalism. They just don't agree on what the nation stands for or ought to stand for.
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 13/08/2026
Tips for REAL men: - Abandon your fiancée on your wedding night - Cut off contact with your entire family - Move to Tokyo - Vomit before having gay sex - Move to Okinawa - Hit on a 17 year old
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 12/08/2026
This post neglects to mention that you're allowed to side with your original Soviet comrades, kill all your CIA buddies, and then detonate American nukes in Western Europe while saying "the west falls today," causing a total USSR victory in the Cold War.
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 11/08/2026
@sentimentbot.bsky.social I know my ass is negative
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Trying to travel with my World Citizen passport. When I am refused entry, I try to slide the guard a few bancors to sweeten the deal, only to be arrested and sent, ironically enough, to a foreign prison.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s so cool to elect republicans and use ballot initiatives to overturn all their policy
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 05/08/2026
insane fucking call already. Huge Republican L
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Going to a cafe in Weimar Berlin, ordering a Turkish coffee*, then pulling out a DDP pamphlet and reading it while angling the cover conspicuously at flapper girls. * latest fad
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
r/atheism was like 75% correct and 25% incorrect at worst btw.
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 02/08/2026
Will nobody rid me of this turbulent candidate?
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
(Posts a picture of an attractive woman) can I say something? (Next post in the thread) I have been embezzling from an orphanage for years
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
fetterman, but the stroke helped him: what outlet are you with? xinhua news agency? good, let me tell your viewers this, i love seeing the continued prosperity of your country's handcrafted porcelain industry. the finest in the world. i would be honored to visit jingdezhen. i love beautiful ceramics
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pleonasm @pleonasmical.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm back.
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pleonasm @pleonasmical.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah but they also get a libidinal urge from cruelty towards people weaker than them that overrides any intellectual reasoning in favor of or against certain policy ideas.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Important 👇
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 22/07/2026
stuck flying through DFW because they cancelled my direct STL -> DCA and I didn't want to wait til tomorrow to meet my boyfriend. This sucks tho.
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 22/07/2026
What a fucking shithole state
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 20/07/2026
One thing you can say about Erin Reed is that she is a relentless self-promoter.
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 19/07/2026
I always find it a little suspect when someone reaches for the greatness of the Democratic Party's past and plucks out Johnson. Yes, we should be proud of the Great Society, but what about those Vietnamese kids?
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rural areas are poor because they're rural not because of government policy which bends over backwards to subsidize the shit out of them lol
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 08/07/2026
Ignoring that the timeline is obviously wrong here (MeToo and Weinstein were late 2017!) it's extremely funny to make a post that's basically "You know who's been the biggest problem for misogyny in American politics? This fucking woman I'm still not over."
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 01/07/2026
not that I necessarily expect anyone to join but I figured I'd post it publicly since idrc who does join. launching a sunlit valley cobblemon server tomorrow, anyone welcome. discord.gg/hsbKexDms5
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 29/06/2026
We need him now more than ever.
Book cover of "Joe Steele," an alternate history book by Harry Turtledove.
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 27/06/2026
You get the feeling with the quotes and replies here that they would have almost preferred that Mamdani did nothing at all, because at least then people wouldn't push back when they keep incessantly whining that the mayor of a city isn't acting like he's an absolute monarch.
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 24/06/2026
In a perfect world being pro-Israel or anti-Ukraine would be disqualifying, but so long as we live in this world... I would much rather a Dem elected be anti-Israel and anti-Ukr than pro-Israel and pro-Ukr because the pro-Ukr has bipartisan and Euro support and they can be sidelined on the issue.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the double standard on Palestine and Ukraine has rarely been more visible than today, even from those who I trust do not secretly support Israel.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A woman looking at a phone says "Persia has humbled Babylon" while a stunned man turns a calendar from 2026 to January 539 BCE
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 15/06/2026
Got suspended for saying this to anger a monarchist. Yet another example of social media discriminating against the viewpoints of republicans. 🙄
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Accidentally invited JD Vance to my BlueSky chat. He immediately started asking us if we were still in school, if we needed help with our homework, and when our parents wouldn't be around. When we told him we were all adults he left at once and then posted on Twitter complaining about leftists.
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 10/06/2026
“Court-packing would create a slippery slope to the destruction of judicial review.”
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Robin @hephaestion.gay · 10/06/2026
Genuinely do not think LaFlamme will get anywhere close to as many votes as signatures she would have needed to be a "real candidate." Twitter may be real life but Bluesky isn't, I'm afraid.
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