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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist

@henrypissinger.bsky.social
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Here to be annoying about wrestling, TTRPGs, video games and heavy metal

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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 1h
Vince McMahon booking the worst match of 1995:
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 5h
Drake in Kentucky tracksuit dot jpg
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My lovely life, the Swarm-That-Walks
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An amazingly stark example of how the US economy has broken: Zaslav clears nearly a *billion* dollars amid a CEO tenure where he made basically anything he touched worse, harmed multiple prestigious brands, led huge layoffs—but delivered a corrupt merger for shareholders. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
David Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed.
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't really care for ossoff or his politics but you can just talk like this about these guys They're going to call you gay socialist pdf files no matter how much you try to cozy up to them Burn every bridge and make people feel shame for supporting them not just now but at any point in the past
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/10/2026
This new Sherrod Brown ad debunks a anti trans ad while tying the Republican senate candidate to Jeffrey Epstein. THIS is how you fight back against anti trans ads.
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got stun-locked on a call at work while speaking because an absurdly beautiful woman walked by my desk Haven't had that happen in a hot minute
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
"every team's fanbase has dumb chuds and they're not representative of the group overall" vs "the most stereotypical yankees fans who have ever lived keep humiliating themselves and their team on live television in the postseason"
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Epstein Client List and their employees
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because all media is rightwing so they forgive or dismiss the real corruption of the right and hammer the supposed corruption on the left.
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/3zBTcq5Pps8?...
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South Park Cartman Running
YouTube video by The ATL
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking.  I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seeing this and getting hungry for Granddads pizza down the street lol
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dangerous waters #critterposting
Crude drawing of a vast and trunkful grey cat with wave patterened fur amidst fields of polkadotted blue clothes, pink couch and white cushions over stripey yellow tiles and under a pink yellow and blue hand. Shaped like shapes.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
working 9 to 5
little doodle kitty with a post it tie and a post it suitcase
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
middle
me
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Rotanen ♾️ @rotanen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Onion headline:
"Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
henstomper on tumblr: "oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do"

henstomper: "oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world’s biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore"
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alright i guess I won't complain about Mike Brown being too cheap anymore, at least he's not running a Sheriff Joe Arpaio weight room
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 04/10/2026
Shit In My Bloomers
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jonah Ryan chasing a kid in his campaign commercial that made him look like a serial killer
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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razor blade in your candy corn @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you’re wondering why we have to hear from and about this guy constantly it helps to remember that his brother Ari is the chairman of WME which is the merged version of William Morris and Endeavor. It’s the largest media group in the country. One of its clients is the NFL. It owns WWE.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry, the state of Ohio is powerless to help us but never to punish us 😃
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally the surgery room scene in The Thing, which I saw when sneaking out of bed and my parents were watching it Saw it again 20 years later and was like oh. Hell yeag
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All my homies love being drilled for ten continuous loads
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you're an old ass man you need another old ass man who is basically your wario, it's healthy, keeps the blood flowing
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
guy in the armor eating shit lol
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
big fella movin
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yankoff: Engaged
200 dollar jersey for commanders TE colson yankoff
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/11/2024
Colson Yankoff
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listening to the racist podcast about the “Indian Question” and wow mediocre 2026 white guys jealous of an Indian with a tech job is very much the new mediocre Central Valley white guys in 1941 jealous of Japanese with a thriving farm.
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dave grohl? The NFT guy?
The guy on Conan meme where he always references the other thing a person is known for
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got another anti-trans campaign ad just now and man just fucking leave the trans folks alone already. Fuck’s sake.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
100 bucks? That's like... Almost two tanks of gas! That could last me... a couple weeks commuting to the office I don't actually ever need to be in! Wow! Thank you Mr President!
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Erstwhile Butt Ventriloquist @henrypissinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elite hairline genetics
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