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Femmelock

@hemlockmimosa.bsky.social
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Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, she/they

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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 9h
evil vizier who cracks your egg
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 9h
why did nobody tell me i'd be this PRETTY
i cropped my tits out of this picture lol
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 20h
first part of my thing writing about upcoming surgery is out for free now www.patreon.com/postoctobris...
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The Vaginoplasty Monologues: #1 | November Kelly
It's not an easy thing to write about your vagina, especially when it isn't real. I don't mean that in the sense of the transphobic, 'you wi
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Local Rabbit | commissions open @thekuroyuu.bsky.social · 19h
the online equivalent of bringing someone to an event, where they know no one, and leaving them while you have fun
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rollerfucking mothercoaster
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
liberty bibberty more like liberty bitchery lol gottem
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
porno about two mini painters called Wet Blending
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
u like tall girls ?
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
porno about two mini painters called Wet Blending
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy october 3rd
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me: there's a transphobic dog in autodaemonophilia chapter 4 readers: huh, neat. [they read the chapter] readers: wow, that dog was transphobic.
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got a new lip liner
Herself
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gender affirming pustules
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you're in coach you're allowed to take a first class seat if you eat the occupant
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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Paige🏳️‍⚧️ @paigeagainstmchine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this “holiday” was created by a distressed lesbian
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Full wipe of Cornell admin.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
modest mouse or wolf parade lol
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Paige🏳️‍⚧️ @paigeagainstmchine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cathode Replacement Therapy (CRT)
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so, is plain water okay in an interview? asking as someone who's doing a third round on Monday
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Paige🏳️‍⚧️ @paigeagainstmchine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
as someone who was meh on Weapons and Barbarian, Resident Evil is my favorite Zach Cregger film. it was pretty alright.
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that evil sure was resident
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can't decide if chaos knights are category 1 or category 2
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she buddha on my nature until i exit samsara
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you laugh but you and i are all this bug narrowly avoiding instant horrific death by forces we are barely aware of
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what if coffee were spicy
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 09/01/2024
i know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with. but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones
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Paige🏳️‍⚧️ @paigeagainstmchine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*i, after time traveling to the fall of 2004, burst into the living room where a younger version of me is watching auburn football* me: you see that football coach? he tried to overthrow the government and wants you dead just because you’re a trans girl! 8yo me: … me: you’re a girl btw
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i admit to having enjoyed HPMOR back in the day and now i see that i was brushed by the wings of something very dark
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
saying whatever number of Hail Marys it takes to get forgiveness for accidentally becoming horny at AI art
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mrs against méabh! @seawithoutshore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
postwar good end mechsplo fic where a hound and her handler retire to a cosy life of working on little engineering projects and eating a lot of cheese together and it gradually becomes more and more obvious that it's just Wallace and Gromit
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the most reliable ways to deal with the psychic brutality of late in life transition is to have a sense of humour about yourself. Especially difficult for me because I am megalomaniacal and frequently believe I am Princess Genius.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is worth reading on whatever format because it fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in light of recent polling
A tweet from @socialaskan reading: “if you are a Young Officer from Puerto Rico, Alaska, or Hawaii, listen to me: They are not delusions if the grandeur is real. Google Napoleon”
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Artists! quote post with your yellow art
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@victoriascott.bsky.social pls tell me that you're going to cover this... bonesawmobile arstechnica.com/cars/2026/09...
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Saudi Arabia wants a car industry, launches Ceer with two EVs
The new carmaker is a joint venture between the Saudi PIF and Foxconn.
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MetzoPaino @metzopaino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is frying me
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
forgive me
tiny inky grass forever tmnt logo font
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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SHE'S GOT THAT SHIT ONNNNNNNN
battle droid from the phantom menace/clone wars wearing pink barbie shoes and a yellow sweater
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