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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Disabled veteran who is a U.S. citizen taken during Camarillo immigration raid
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
"Deranged president increasingly threatening American citizens with deportation and denaturalization" sounds like a front page story to me
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Annie💙&Joe💛 @annieandjoe.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
😻💕🤗
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/06/2025
day 2 after he won the primary and they’re already trying to deport him. they’re somehow going to get even worse than this soon
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/06/2025
kind of insane that half of the country is explicitely fascist now
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
have been confused for days about insane cats invading our yard and destroying the plants for no reason only to find out I have accidentally planted fucking catnip all over the place, I am this neighborhoods feline drug lord, ive devasted their society
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/06/2025
we are two-fifths communist
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/06/2025
the anti zohran mamdani coalition gains yet another close friend and associate of jeffery epstein
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/06/2025
downloading this before a flight is solidarity
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Nietzsche: “If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.” 2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Birthright citizenship is a Constitutional RIGHT. Any attack on it is an attack on us all. This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump. Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/06/2025
people freaking out about zohran mamdani “making people feel unsafe” based on nothing meanwhile are totally silent about eric adams hanging out on stream with actual anti-semite nazi sneako
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/06/2025
none of these republicans care about anyone
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
me [forgetting the alamo]:
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
RFK jr. is too good of a brand. From now on he is simply “Robert.”
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Today on Instagram reels I saw a man get his pinky bitten off by a small shark that he was attempting to pose with on a fishing boat. This is why we now classify shark attacks as “provoked” and “unprovoked.”
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error. Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Today my eight year old referred to himself as a “parkourist.” Thats lovely, but he is not.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/06/2025
a weird realization is that the rightwing natalist is often not opposed to teenager pregnancy at all
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/06/2025
ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/06/2025
If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won theonion.com/if-i-do...
If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/06/2025
still one of the most iconic posts
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
People will build a list of “good male role models” and somehow not notice they’ve built a list of the exact model of guy that Joe Rogan fans were rebelling against.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is sitting in a tree, wrapped around the trunk, while Blue is sitting on the ground at the bottom, looking up.
Blue: What are you doing?
Green: A whim overtook me.
Blue: Are you having fun?
Green: I was. The novelty has pretty much worn off now.
Blue: Are you stuck?
Green: Yes.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The bar is high, but I think this is the dumbest anti-Zohran argument I've read so far www.nationalreview.com/2025/06/is-z...
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? You’re kidding.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Either politicians become YouTubers or YouTubers become politicians. That is your choice.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/06/2025
rightwingers: donald trump isn’t doing regime change donald trump: we are doing regime change rightwingers: of course we are doing regime change
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just about to get into the car as they hear a mysterious noise.
Noise: A!
Blue: Hey, can you hear that?
Green: I can see it! It's a magpie, sitting on the pavement!

Blue and Green rush to the bird's aid.
Blue: Let's go see if it's okay.
Green: I've never heard one make that sound before.

Just as Blue and Green are about to reach the magpie, it flies off with perfect ease.
Green: Oh, it flew off on its own.

Blue and Green turn to look at the direction the magpie flew, Green with curiosity and Blue with alarm. There's a sound of a car engine starting.
Green: Wait, where did it go?
Blue: It hotwired my car!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/06/2025
look man if you’re whole thing is posting on bluesky to trigger the libs or whatever you gotta do better than this lame shit lol
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/06/2025
andrew cuomo is emblematic of everything people despise about the democratic party and zohran is everything people want in politics, he represents hope for a better world
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