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Peter H. Coffin

@hellsop.ninehells.com
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Approximately 43°N, 88°W. a.g C*b*l a.s.r expat. I vibe sailing, aviation, cookery, cocktails, cats, cartoons, and ancient computer languages. But none of that is who I am. (he/him) Signal: hellsop.13

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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 06/06/2025
A Celebration of Life for @hellsop.ninehells.com has been planned for Sat. July 12 in Milwaukee, WI. If you knew him, and would like to attend. Please private message @geekers.bsky.social for details. Obituary is here: obits.cremationsocietyofmilwaukee.com/peter-coffin
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Peter H. Coffin Obituary May 12, 2025 - Cremation Society of Milwaukee
View Peter H. Coffin's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 17/05/2025
This is @geekers.bsky.social logged into Peter's account: For those who haven't heard, he unexpectedly died due to a medical emergency Monday night while riding his bike home from the gym. Autopsy report is not final/no official cause of death. Attached is the press release from the police on 5/13.
Village of Greendale Police Department - WI
PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Tuesday, May 13, 2025
Unresponsive Bicyclist Found in Root River Parkway
On Monday, May 12, 2025 at approximately 7:42pm, Officers from the Greendale Police Department were dispatched to the Root River Parkway between Grange Avenue and Parkview Road for a report of an unresponsive male who had fallen from his bicycle.

Responding officers immediately began life-saving measures, which were continued by Greendale Fire Department personnel upon their arrival. Despite these efforts, the adult male was pronounced deceased at the scene.

At this time, no foul play is suspected. The investigation is ongoing.

No additional details are being released at this time.
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 12/05/2025
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
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SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Maybe don’t use such a biblically resonant word like “strangers” when pushing an anti-immigrant agenda that directly contradicts every passage you’re unwittingly alluding to.
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Tammy Coxen @tammylc.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Sympathies to Ontario rum fans who must have been hopeful to see that block of shelves filled with something tasty instead.
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Bacardi rum bottled in Florida returns to LCBO shelves
The LCBO provided a statement to 680 NewsRadio saying, "The LCBO aligns with the federal government's tariff definition of U.S. products."
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 10/05/2025
Couldn't think of food I wanted. 1 part barley, 2 parts rice into the rice cooker with a pat of butter. That'll hold me until I can figure out real food.
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Natanael, Tech janitor @natanael.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Somebody the Trump admin wanted to promote nuclear families, didn't they?
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M.E. Wright - Author @me-wright.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
FREE CHAPTER FRIDAY The Fatherhood Mandate Sam Maxwell didn’t plan to be a dad. But after Rylee’s ultrasound confirmed a heartbeat, the state decided for him. If you think this couldn’t happen here— Read this chapter, then share it. Download Chapter One www.mewright.com/free-friday-...
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Free Friday Week Two — M. E. Wright
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 09/05/2025
Cat stomachs being gassy and gurgling are not quieter than human stomachs being gassy and gurgling. Stella is really annoyed by her own guts today.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 09/05/2025
Wrote about just how insanely quickly the ODNI responded to this FOIA request from @freedom.press, contradicting Trump *and* their own boss, Gabbard.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 08/05/2025
The problem with y’all calling Joe Rogan “intellectually curious” … the man is nearing the 6th decade of life with curiosities that should’ve been quelled by a library card and community college enrollment
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 08/05/2025
"Pocket Full of Bagels" is my 90s coverband name.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Excited to announce my next farm video, Ten Crops You Can Plant & Harvest Faster Than Jefferson Griffin Can Concede An Election
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 07/05/2025
Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 07/05/2025
Utterly incredible thread by a pilot on when everything hits the fan with radios, radar, and "ATC Zero." threadreaderapp.com/thread/19196862…
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 06/05/2025
The yard (since it's untreated by chemical application etc) sprouted a bunch of yellow rocket (Barbarea vulgaris, aka wintercress). @geekers.bsky.social spent 30 minutes digging up about 4L volume of the stuff and I trimmed it down to flowers and leaves. Blanched in salted/lemoned water. Delicious.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
About seven years ago, Nick and I wrote a Black Mirror spec where people had a personal AI device called ChooseU that helped you make the best decisions for yourself, gradually transforming you into a complete narcissistic sociopath who’d do anything to get what you want. Anyway, they’ve made that.
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 05/05/2025
This will keep happening, again, every time Republicans get a shred of power, for decades. The precedent is set, and they will not stop for a couple of generations.
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 05/05/2025
There's current IBM hardware out there still running code that was last *compiled* in the 1990s. After generations of operating system and platform architecture changes. Through dozens of layers of abstraction and compatibility shells. MS does a GOOD job of this, but IBM is better.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/05/2025
declaring a moratorium on “I bet you could get Trump to do X” posts, the risk is too great
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Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs
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Tony Pennino @beatnikprof.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#MusicSky #MayTheFourth
SORRY, NERDS
5/4 1s
DAVE BRUBECK DAY
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 04/05/2025
Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee: 1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck"). 2. Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!"
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The starting premise of a democracy based on the rule of law is that the same illegal actions should meet with the same legal consequences, regardless of who the actor is. This is why Democrats cheered when Bob Menendez was convicted & will not defend what Hunter Biden did. MAGA is built different.
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M.E. Wright - Author @me-wright.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
FREE CHAPTER FRIDAY This week: Thin Blue Lines The test didn’t change her life. The ultrasound did. Once they confirmed the heartbeat, the system flagged her. Now she’s just a host—because in Wisconsin, the fetus is the citizen. Download Chapter One → www.mewright.com/free-friday-...
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Free Friday Week 1: Discover Thin Blue Lines, Prequel to The Unborn Child Protection Act Series — M. E. Wright
Kick off Free Friday with Thin Blue Lines, the thrilling prequel to M.E. Wright's dystopian series The Unborn Child Protection Act. Dive into a world of rebellion, autonomy, and survival. Download you...
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Mdh @mdh2.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I saw this story breaking about Mike Waltz and noticed something weird about his phone in that he isn’t actually using “signal” as in the secure messaging app but is using something MUCH worse that I haven’t seen reported on yet. Quick thread but it’s an Israeli intel guy behind it
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
VICTORY, THEY FUCKING PROVED THE COVID/MAST CELL LINK IS THE SPIKE PROTEIN I HAVE A CONCLUSIVE PAPER TO SHOW PEOPLE WHO WHINE AT ME ABOUT MY FUCKING DIPHENHYDRAMINE PRE-VACCINE ADVICE NOW
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Governor Tony Evers @govevers.wisconsin.gov · 02/05/2025
Yesterday, a top Trump Administration official made an apparent threat to arrest me. Here’s my message to Wisconsinites. I encourage you to take a few minutes to watch. ⬇️
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Gov. Evers Releases Message to Wisconsinites Regarding Apparent Trump Administration Arrest Threats
YouTube video by Governor Tony Evers
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 02/05/2025
Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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Erik Amaya @eriksamaya.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This week on @treadperilously.bsky.social, we watch an episode of 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' featuring Richard Dawson as either Peter Sellers, Dudley Moore, or both. Listen here to find out if I ever decide who he's impersonating:
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Tread Perilously - ‘The Dick Van Dyke Show: Racy Tracy Rattigan' - Fanbasepress
Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 01/05/2025
The fsckers treat everything like it's a corporate board position with one meeting a year that they can expense. Positions that require no attention, only presenteeism occasionally, and someone can have dozens of them with no impact on anything.
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 01/05/2025
No, it's not.
Menu item claiming to be a 6 piece order of takoyaki (octopus in fried dough) but with an image of uni (sea urchin, resembling peanut butter wrapped in seaweed sheet).
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
In summary, trade wars & threatening to withhold your bulk export goods is a terrible way to get what you want from the world. All US farmers are doing with this trade war is make openings for other countries. Because bulk exports can be replaced a lot faster than you'd think. And so can we.
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a woman is singing into a microphone while a man plays a guitar .
Alt: Gif of Beyonce singing "Irreplaceable" in concert. The caption reads "I can have another you in a minute. Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute."
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 30/04/2025
The odds of an LLM finding "2+2" associated with "4" is quite high. The odds of it finding "450 / 1.15" associated with "391.30" is not much higher than "450 / 1.15" associated with "250". And that's why LLMs make shitty calculators.
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 29/04/2025
"Tariff" or whatever else, from a practical and pragmatic standpoint, the best way to calculate is "compare what it costs now to what it cost twenty years ago". Because almost every increase since then is a downstream outcome of "rich people fucking with you" at some layer of abstraction or another.
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 29/04/2025
It doesn't matter how much range an EV comes with. On any model-specific forum, there will be some new owner popping up with a "great idea" for wiring in more battery and asking how feasible it would be to do in his garage. Usually multiple times per year.
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runcible @runcible.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Do I know anyone here who is looking for some graphic design work on the side? Looking to have a reference photo cleaned up and essential elements into a vector file.
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Urban Milwaukee @urbanmilwaukee.com · 28/04/2025
Oneida Nation Gets Federal Funding to Help House Tribal Veterans
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Oneida Nation Gets Federal Funding to Help House Tribal Veterans
Small program an exception to federal slashing of housing grants and staffing.
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Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
@npr.org please stop using New York Times Passive Voice for your reporting. "A man has been charged with murder after an SUV drove into a crowd of people." The SUV did the driving, and the guy is getting charged as an accessory? You can and should do better.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Do not adjust your screen. Viewing this tree does not require special 3-D glasses. That's just what the 'Rising Sun' redbud (Cercis canadensis) looks like. Native to North America, it was found growing wild & propagated. The trippy 3-D movie effect is a consequence of two factors:
A small tree has a dense green core of foliage, but at the ends of each branch, those leaves shade to pink and yellow in a continuous color gradient that corresponds with proximity to the trunk and leaf size.  A grey house with composite roof is nearby, and some other garden plants and shrubs.
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 25/04/2025
Stella eats this and NEVER wanders away until the plate is basically sterilized.
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 24/04/2025
The real shocking twist of Fight Club was the testosterone-fueled manosphere-adjacent dipshits were also anti-corporate.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
SUBSKEET ALERT If my aside in this post mentioning a 3000+ year old storytelling motif sets you off in a frothing “ISRAEL HAS A RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF!!!!!” fit, please take moment to sit down, breathe, and consider how you got from Point A to B in your head. www.funraniumlabs.com/2025/04/tari...
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Tariffs, BANI and Coffee Agronomy - Funranium Labs
When enough people ask the same question, it's probably time to write down an answer, especially when your mom asks. And it's this: "Will you be raising your prices because of Trump's tariffs? How muc...
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 24/04/2025
I am very glad my trash was actually picked up today. (The city is repaving the alley where my driveway is, and from which refuse is collected, for 2.5 weeks so far. Last week the alternate place garbage was to be collected from was ... skipped and I had to accumulate for another week.)
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Peter H. Coffin @hellsop.ninehells.com · 23/04/2025
Too many in-tow concerts to remember. The first one I bought tickets for was Tommy Shaw's "Girls With Guns" tour. Shaw performed in the gymnasium of a Catholic K-8 school.
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