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Hannah Spanner

@hellopalendrome.bsky.social
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Bristol based Graphic Designer. Newbie Biker 🏍 Crazy Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛. Easily distracted. Squirrel!🦄

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooh do you have a Garmin too!? I have the Venu 3S and gave it a pretty 'spa' looking face. I also changed the strap yesterday to a metal mesh one (7 quid on Amazon), as the rubber one just made me sweat too much.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Behold the shed!! He had to prepare a paved arrangement and build it too. I was recovering from surgery so couldn't really help
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think my cat is broken
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a Smudge!!! But I mean, not sure what else I would have called her...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not dead either, but my husband wrote this for me and put it on the garden bench I refurbed 😆
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh you mean THESE!?....lol
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This one woke me up at about 5:30 for the 2nd day in a row and I haven't been back to sleep 🫠
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After a bit of a lie down with drugs to nip this cold-in-waiting in the bud, this one fell asleep on me. I really need a wee now but she has such a cute snore...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A peaceful sit in the late summer sun. There may or may not be a glass of rosé in my hand...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's so cool! This is me going to the SS Great Britain last week in Bristol Harbour, England. It was a creative networking event.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The hangover platter of champions
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bluesky is weird sometimes. This is literally just a gif of a model dancing about in tshirt and pants. Not exactly 'adult' and made it look like I'd posted some kind of naughty selfie!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Share the last photo of the sky..
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Evening flopsies, now that it's cooled down a bit!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Someone is not impressed that I'm not up yet.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ooh I had one in my garden the other week! So beautiful 😍
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What to do when it's 34°C....get in the (turned off) hot tub naked with gin 😋
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I actually got excited by this function too - reached peak middle age
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why thank you washing machine
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This one was v.young when we got her under strange circumstances (was given for free by someone claiming to be moving abroad who we now think wasn't) and now roughly 10/11. I'm hoping she lasts just as long again x
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Never been a fan of the idea of white goods attached to the internet. But just hooked this baby up today and the soapy slag is letting me know she's rinsing herself. If I can be told it's finished while at the top of the garden, or having a lie in, that's pretty cool tbh!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The industrial fan has been on since about 7pm. It is heaven.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me, some wine, ball lights and hedgehogs
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Did some epic gardening and ended the eve with some cool ball lights illuminating the plant life.....
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My tool of choice today, for fucking about in the garden.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Summer gear is officually out! My word it's warm out there...🏍🏍
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ah bums. Didn't post the one with the slightly better angle showing my red roses behind
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I love the evenings this time of year. Watering the garden with a glass of wine and listening out for blackbirds and hedgehogs...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
SHE IS JUST TOO CUTE TODAY
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I do this! Some of them are library books 📖📚
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I've been put in charge of the TV remote for Eurovusion in my local. Lol. #Eurovision
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A bit of snoring has started x
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Perfect start to a bank hol...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yes I bought this egg for myself just so I could make this from the box. I'm 43.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Ok I actually had to search for what that was, and apart from throwing away something you've just had a few bites of (weird), it just sounds like an old school English was of eating! I've never had chick fil-a though. Is Nandos similar? They're everywhere in UK snd I think it's really crap.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The slumber of a prick who stood on my tit at 6am...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I've always wanted a rock garden, so I made one! Step sons kindly bought me the bee cups for my birthday 🌱🐝
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Been out for a 2nd birthday night out. Slightly less slutty dress (not much though 😘) and now home waiting for beige to cook. Popped my nighty and hedgehog socks on
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Newly gained bod calls for a slightly slutty birthday oufit...off out!!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Every year, on the approach to Easter holidays, like fucking clockwork...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
More sexy Scotland-ness
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
More...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Had a magical walk on tje banks kf Loch Lomond today
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Morning from a very calm Loch Lomond. The slightly bonkers rain of yesterday has finally gone.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Visiting M&D. They have this pic of me at 18 (6th form). 5'7" and size 12 I felt short & fat compared to many 5'10" and size 8 peers in my year. In a Moira Rose vibe (RIP Catherine O'Hara), I now look back with kinder eyes and think I was actuallly quite a beautiful creature. My arse was amazing!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A very pretty kitty! Mine used to get weird about the window cleaners. But now she just looks at the brush appear at the window like 'meh'
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