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Hannah Spanner

@hellopalendrome.bsky.social
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Bristol based Graphic Designer. Newbie Biker 🏍 Crazy Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛. Easily distracted. Squirrel!🦄

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 7h
Ooh nice, anythings better than Apple! Weird how my face looks pink in the pic, it's actually a classy cream....
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooh do you have a Garmin too!? I have the Venu 3S and gave it a pretty 'spa' looking face. I also changed the strap yesterday to a metal mesh one (7 quid on Amazon), as the rubber one just made me sweat too much.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Behold the shed!! He had to prepare a paved arrangement and build it too. I was recovering from surgery so couldn't really help
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I also love the whirly washer!!!!!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've had several gifts from my husband that could be deemed 'unromantic', but I specifically requested them and was delighted! Best one was my shed 😋
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sadly the job market is a cesspit no matter what your age. Bristol especially.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sadly can't be done in UK without planners being accused of being ableist. In Bristol for example, any time another small bit of rd becomes pedestrianised, dozens of pensioners whinge that they can't park directly outside the door of the shop/cafe/venue they want to go to.
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We 💜 jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It never get clean properly in a dishwasher, I always end up having to soak it and then poke the bristles of a scrubbing brush through the holes to clean it
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our old flat looked amazing in the professional agent pics, especially as we'd gone to great lengths decluttering and putting stuff in storage. The next sleepless night from our arsehole upstairs neighbour made sure we never took it off the market.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One artist, a rake, and a tide clock. Andres Amador's massive geometric sand drawings vanish before the day ends, and that's the whole point.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that just ones up more Qs tbh. For a start, why wait til disgruntled to 'dob in' and absolute cunt? And yes I am still erring on the side of guilt, as I don't think you can be 'harrassed by police' for that long if you can prove you didn't do it.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was supposedly doggers!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone with an external light that bright is a bellend.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I commute on a motorbike and I'm fed up of people who are clearly staring down at their phone.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What has you being her 3rd boyfriend got anything to do with it though?
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning Blue Sky
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hands down one of the best films I've seen all year
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it lovely!!?
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think my cat is broken
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YES!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the US-UK comparison can get old, but the disposable food container 'thing' is baffling me. I know the paper plates have been heartily mocked, bur I'm starting to see people making quiches and pies in those disposable tin trays. The kind we'd (in UK) only get from shop bought stuff. Odd.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Boats And Hoes
ALT: Boats And Hoes
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unless you've had a few vaginal births, I don't really think there's any such thing as a 'big' vagina. It's a muscular tube that is capable of retaining it's shape, so all these odd American chaps saying women are 'run through' and 'baggy' (especially if child free) are really telling on themselves!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pendle!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I grew up on the Wirral and went to Lancaster Uni. Tbh I didn't really make the most of my time in Lancs and found Wirral deeply dull. Moved away to SW as soon as I left uni!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh I have some too, but all I've done so far for the past 4 months is stare at it!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NW England.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been 5'7" (170cm) since I was 14 (43 now) and I always felt really short because there were quite a few 5'10" and over girls in my year ar school. I know I'm not very tall, but felt taller after moving to a different region 20+years ago. Must have been a weird geographical anomaly in NW!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went in yesterday but left at lunchtime. Started to cough and people didn't look impressed, plus I needed to bike it home and didn't want to get so bad a wobbled off 😬🏍
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feeling rough myself. Just logged on to tweak a doc for someone, then lying down...feel better x
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's a mop with legs! Lol
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also show where it actually is. If I have to search for an address, or the hero image is abstract food closeups, rather than a recognisable building, I just close the page.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I too have a regular early hrs stew of thoughts. Some box breathing helps, as does visualising my garden. Have a nap later.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a Smudge!!! But I mean, not sure what else I would have called her...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or you could do something really wild, like making your own food.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not dead either, but my husband wrote this for me and put it on the garden bench I refurbed 😆
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I do this in my motorbike. Scares the shit out of them, but at least they're then looking up again and less likely to hit me or other people.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waaaaaay before WW2. I used to live in a flat in a Georgian building in Bristol, England. We had original sash windows down with shutters like this. They make a huge difference in terms of heat and noise, especially with old single-glazed windows
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never understood the fascination in football.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pusher, yes. I have since seen an article where his family said he was being hounded by police and the latest release of info against him wasn't handled well. But all I could think was "if you didn't do it, how is it this hard to prove you didn't?"
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I apply for jobs where I tick every box, cam literally prove I can do everything on their ad's little bullet points (required and 'desired') and don't even get an interview. Tell me your ways!!! Or do I need a willy?
tell.me
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a Merc but ride a Suzuki motorbike most of the time, so hopefully not classed as a Merc berk! I do always let people out and have become a pretty patient driver since getting a bike license.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A 6 year old isn't exactly a toddler and he will have memories of you being hurt after he jumped. It's not like you will have got up afterwards is it?
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh you mean THESE!?....lol
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love this woman. If only her words could reach all human ears. A must watch till the end, Speaker-Vandana Shiva is an Indian scholar, environmental activist, food sovereignty advocate, ecofeminist and antiglobalization author. #WomeninLeadership IG: @maturedgirl
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wish Cornwall would do this, rather than keep whinging for another 30 years.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PROTECT KEVIN
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😆 ok bot.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This one woke me up at about 5:30 for the 2nd day in a row and I haven't been back to sleep 🫠
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