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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
clearly you haven't forsaken all earthly desires
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emily "sunny" whaley @whalewithay.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
yellow pikmin are my favorite
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lynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daily sleep schedule: 2 sets of flipping the pillow to the cool side. 2 sets of tossing and turning. 10 minutes of ruminating. Then count sheep until failure
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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daniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 08/09/2026
wow youtube algo absolutely honed in on me
youtube thumbnail for "day drinking and smok,ing cigarettes in a public park at 3pm on a rainy day"
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someone said "unc alarm" 😭
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🍁Cookieofthecream🍁 @cookieofcream.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Imagine if she holding a big burger instead
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/10/2024
"flying over the streets that made me"

An aircraft wing above a Pokemon screenshot.
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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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evil guy @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 31/08/2026
thanks
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cynthia @vampire.cream.land · 26/08/2026
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charlee d. bryant (@ɢᴇᴛ.ᴠᴇɴᴛ) @getvent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr)
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Silvia "Foxtris" - Comms Open @silviafoxtris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just loaded up tf2 and my fucking heavy looks like northernlion
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Kid Named Five Albums @toskarin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/03/2026
joe, cogging in place: "Showing Marie Kondo my apartment, which is filled with swords. "This kicks ass," she says. "Don't throw anything out""
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Dylan @zaffirorubino.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
white people when the analogue horror has a national weather service warning
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 23/07/2026
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woke WEREWOLF 🐺🎃 @wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
dude last night was rated E10+. hella comic mischief and cartoon violence
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"It's not fair! I'm the strongest human on earth!" "Look man, nobody's disputing that–" "The World Martial Arts champion! The World, Jerry!" "And that would mean something if you were fighting fellas from THIS world, but-" [Kramer bursts in] "Hey Jerry your kid's on a giant monkey rampage again"
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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homeo @homeo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Youtube I can't do this anymore please
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winter @homosexual.cat · 08/07/2026
they call me Git the way i fetch HEAD
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I ❤️ my Rottweiler
Pikmin 2 bulbmin looking at the camera
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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hot stepmom stuck in clothes wringer @toiletowner.men · 12/06/2026
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fat chud caterpillar @dubiousdata.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
gman half-life with pride flags saying "woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns"
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woke WEREWOLF 🐺🎃 @wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
james:
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Strife / Petra @csstrife.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026
truly fb marketplace is a place of wonder and terror
cobra commander throne from a Facebook marketplace listing
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Scrib Doof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Cherry! 🍒 @cherriicola.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
his name is MILDE
Super Mario Wiki article for "Milde" on Google, with the search being for "the circular dipshit from yoshi's island". The implication is that I didn't know what it was called either but there's absolutely gonna be someone who doesn't read this and gets mad at me for it
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SrBilyon 🔜 SonicEXPO, MFF @srbilyon.stormynights.games · 07/05/2026
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Disaboo @disable.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Me when I see Yoshi.
Image from a Nintendo YouTube thumbnail of a creature looking at Yoshi. It looks like it's pogging.
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 05/05/2026
Just got a DM on Reddit asking if I could send my Frasier sliders Had no idea what that meant until I remembered I posted this years ago Dr Crane in Elden Ring
Elden Ring character creation screen. I made the character model look as much like Frasier Crane as I could.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
FUCK
pov photo of a man pushing a grocery cart. underneath is a Livesplit mockup showing the amount of money spent per aisle. it totals to 214.73
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Toni @loopkick.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 19/04/2026
you, when I say "sike"
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blasty @blast-o-cyst.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)
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lego piece 32557 @zexal.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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SirToastyToes @sirtoastytoes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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La Femme Vegeta @graveyardslug.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
me before an MRI
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 10/04/2026
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