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"Some people think a salamander is just a damp lizard but it’s actually a long frog" —@secase.bsky.social he/him/🦎/🏳️‍🌈 Seattle area 🔞 🐘: animal.business/@hellamander Icon by Crisstail

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 16/08/2025
僕かなぁぁ
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 16/08/2025
8mo check-in: still around and doing well, replaced social media with RSS feeds from D&D, board game, indie game, and engineering websites. Watching lots of Dropout and listening to screenwriting and improv podcasts. Reading a lot. Petting dogs daily. Love you all ❤️
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Darren @zarzemora.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Christmas creature shines so bright 🌟
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Collings @collings.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Artists, and anyone who uses cash payment apps. Keep an eye out for 1099-K forms. Venmo, Cash, Apple Pay, etc., are required to file these if you received more than $5000 in total sales this year. If you don’t report it on your taxes they’ll come after you. Gifts dont count. youtu.be/NCVKF264jOc
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New IRS $600 Tax Rule for 2024 (Venmo - Cash App - PayPal)
YouTube video by ClearValue Tax
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Andy P @a-n-d-y.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
if you’re cold The Thing is cold, bring it inside
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 07/12/2024
I call this toy Wet Deer because it is the perfect slobber sponge and immediately soaked when he picks it up
Red husky shep chewing on the ass of a small stuffed reindeer whose antlers have been meticulously removedSame dog holding the toy in his paws, tongue out and looking proud of his deer surgery
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 07/12/2024
How did I forget about The Scofflaws ??? I got this CD as a free promo during college and it's still one of my favorites #ska #ska #ska youtu.be/X0s4TxqREc8
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YouTube video by Pasión SKA!!
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SpaceDog @spacedog500.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
*sponsored by surf shark* look at this amazing art Squidinu did of Kyle. aaaahhh I love it. <333 not very Christmas-y, but whatever. all I wanted was more art of my guy. #digitalart #furryart #artbyothers #shark #synth
digital drawing of a blue and white anthropomorphic shark robot dude, smiling and waving with one arm, while holding his surfboard under the other. He's wearing lime green shorts with vertical stripes on the sites and a small fish motive on it. He's floating like mid jump over water waves.
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Plive 🐊 @plive.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
stone cracking noise
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sure pal. Whatever you say
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🔸Bazteki🔸BLFC Dealer 404 @bazteki.com · 06/12/2024
My other insane idea for #fc2025 is to recreate the old #siliconvalleymap but make it furry (and encompassing the entire history of the area in one map). Probably can’t do it for FC, but still want to! You can help by contributing knowledge in this thread and sharing the post w other old bay furs.
Late 90’s cartoon map of Silicon Valley and the tech companies that populated it at the time.
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Kilmo 🐽 @kilmo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I thought this was simply a typo but now I’m being told what gunge is
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 05/12/2024
So long Wilmot, I hope you worked it out
Screenshot of the final two puzzles I finished in Wilmot Works It Out new game +
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 05/12/2024
All of the music I listen to is on an SD card in my 2013 Volkswagen. I exist outside the panopticon
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 04/12/2024
Fried ice cream is back on the menu boys
bringmethenews.com
Remember Chi-Chi's? Minnesota-born Mexican chain to stage comeback
Chi-Chi's operated in Minneapolis for 28 years.
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ArtySkunk🦨🔜 Funemployed @artyskunk.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What if a convention did groundhog day as a theme? Opening ceremonies all 3 days in a row, it just gets a little more grand each time. Day 1 is normal. Day 2 is deja vu and some people have somehow learned skills. Day 3 they're paranoid and announce themselves as gods that can't die.
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ながべ(nagabe) @mucknagabe.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
winter
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 29/11/2024
I cooked a lot and drank a whole bottle of wine
Browned, spatchcocked turkey pulled out of the oven, on top of a sheet of vegetables Pic of a bunch of fresh turkey broth about to go in a pot of rouxKitchen island with turkey and someone mashing potatoes Dinner table with too much Thanksgiving food
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Steve Purcell @stevepurcell.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 28/11/2024
Aw yes tomorrow (today) is the tenth episode of 'Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual rewatch and review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, a task that the hosts (the MacElroy brothers + friends) have promised to repeat every year until they die
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Til Death Do Us Blart
TV & Film Podcast · 11 Episodes · Updated Bimonthly
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 27/11/2024
We're so close to a Tommy Westphall crossover breakthrough
mentalfloss.com
The Tommy Westphall Theory of a Unified TV Universe, Explained
In the Tommy Westphall Universe, one kid's snow globe is the key to connecting 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Wire.'
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What me and the mutuals are into
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 23/11/2024
Sam & Max creator/artist Steve Purcell is here! (if it's not a spoof account) My brother and I were super into Sam and Max in the mid 90s -- my brother sent a letter to Steve and he replied along with a pencil drawing of Max on the envelope, and it was the coolest thing that had ever happened
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 23/11/2024
When was the last time you saw a piece of media and thought, "that gecko fucks." GenZ have seen beautiful geckos, with taught scales overlaid abdomen. But GenZ have never seen *horny* geckos. Butterfly-dancing weapons of toned threat. They have never seen sex before it happens.
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 23/11/2024
Started watching "A Man on the Inside", Mike Schur's new show w/ Ted Danson and a bunch of Brooklyn 99 actors, and it's very cute so far
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My furry friend had a cold and I said they needed some Car Seat Bedrest and then they called me a slur
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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🔸Bazteki🔸BLFC Dealer 404 @bazteki.com · 20/11/2024
Opening up the shop ‘till Friday night in case anyone international might want something in time to gift it. I’ll reopen again on Dec 3! Boosts appreciated as always ^^ bazteki.etsy.com
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 20/11/2024
Realizing that I miss this kind of space. I grew up in a family of artists, spent my free time in high school in the art room, and made a bunch of stuff just because it was what everyone was doing. Haven't been in that environment in a long time
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Archie (Commissions closed) @boutporkintime.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My commission queue is clear and I've still medical bills to pay If you want a commission, contact me today Starting at $50 USD full color, $30 for just ink DM me your interest and I'll send you the link!
Example of ink only and colored work.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 19/11/2024
Yooo they're showing Alien at Central Cinema (Seattle) this weekend
everout.com
Alien at Central Cinema in Seattle, WA - Every day, from November 22–27 - EverOut Seattle
Did you know that Alien's 1979 world premiere was right here in Seattle? Sit back with some xenomorphs and eerie industrialism at this screening—galactic badass Ellen Ripley (and Jonesy, my BFF) will ...
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 18/11/2024
STOP USING AMAZON FFS I haven't used them in over 5 years; it is totally doable. Give up some convenience. Buy used stuff, buy directly from manufacturers, get groceries delivered from local stores Don't pay billionaires to destroy the last lever we have for standing up to them
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Big Rad Wolf @demos.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Has anyone put together a guide on community advocacy for like, if ICE shows up to deport your neighbors or whatever? The emergency powers news is sickening and if I can use my whiteness to Yell At/Blockade Agents of the State and Not Be Killed for it I’d like to do that
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spoons @spouons.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
wicked
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aimkid @aimkidblast.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
(unfinished!) (🎵 - They Might Be Giants - Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes) with the help of my partner a few years back we were able to achieve a pretty convincing stop motion paper craft effect in blender! here's the fruits of our labor.. i'll share how this was all done later!!
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
One last thing, before the bulwarks fail and we're all drowned beneath the waters of mediocrity: never stop shitposting. Never
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 16/11/2024
Finishing up a 90-day, 5x/week workout program. Put on 10 lbs (intentionally). This one was a weird, ever-changing program, and I'll be glad to get back to normal barbell grinding for a while
Photo of me flexing, naked but censored, in ideal lighting conditions through a dusty mirror. A "Strickland Propane" sticker obscures my bedside table, which had all of my CPAP stuff on it
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 16/11/2024
"Is it sleepy time for dogs?" I ask unnecessarily
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 16/11/2024
Home with dog, fire, KEXP
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's just the house settling
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 15/11/2024
3.6 Protogens. Not great, not terrible.
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
In my Kiki’s Delivery Service Era (feeling listless and gutted of the ability to use my most precious specialized skill in any constructive way)
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🔸Bazteki🔸BLFC Dealer 404 @bazteki.com · 13/11/2024
Same as it ever was.
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 13/11/2024
❌ Bring dog on couch to join people ✅ Get down on ground to join dog
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 12/11/2024
TTRPG system where you play as wizards' familiars and need to convince your wizard to turn doorknobs and open jars for you
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 12/11/2024
This day will soon be at an end And now it's even sooner And now it's even sooner And now it's even sooner This day will soon be at an end And now it's even sooner And now it's sooner still
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 10/11/2024
I’ve been on Bluesky for a while now and I’m glad a lot of new people are coming over from X, and if I had one tip for them it would be to get used to seeing drawings of beefy animals with dicks the size of Stanley tumblers.
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 10/11/2024
Been following Rolling Stone reporter Asawin Suebsaeng during this election and RS is where the real writing's at. Shoulda done this earlier, but finally subscribed to RS after dropping my NYT and WaPo subs over the past couple months #uspol
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 10/11/2024
salamander says good morning.
a small salamander held gently on gloved hands
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