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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 07/12/2024

I call this toy Wet Deer because it is the perfect slobber sponge and immediately soaked when he picks it up

Red husky shep chewing on the ass of a small stuffed reindeer whose antlers have been meticulously removed

Same dog holding the toy in his paws, tongue out and looking proud of his deer surgery

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 05/12/2024

So long Wilmot, I hope you worked it out

Screenshot of the final two puzzles I finished in Wilmot Works It Out new game +

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 29/11/2024

I cooked a lot and drank a whole bottle of wine

Browned, spatchcocked turkey pulled out of the oven, on top of a sheet of vegetables

Pic of a bunch of fresh turkey broth about to go in a pot of roux

Kitchen island with turkey and someone mashing potatoes

Dinner table with too much Thanksgiving food

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 16/11/2024

Finishing up a 90-day, 5x/week workout program. Put on 10 lbs (intentionally). This one was a weird, ever-changing program, and I'll be glad to get back to normal barbell grinding for a while

Photo of me flexing, naked but censored, in ideal lighting conditions through a dusty mirror. A "Strickland Propane" sticker obscures my bedside table, which had all of my CPAP stuff on it

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 16/11/2024

"Is it sleepy time for dogs?" I ask unnecessarily

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 12/11/2024

This day will soon be at an end And now it's even sooner And now it's even sooner And now it's even sooner This day will soon be at an end And now it's even sooner And now it's sooner still

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 10/11/2024

If you were a villain who would you be? 🔥🦑🌵

Michael from The Good Place, sitting at his desk and leaning on his guitar (which he is bad at playing)

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 05/11/2024

Go vote for Harris/Walz then we can yell at them to do the right thing. The other guys would rather imprison/deport/shoot us than spend a single second listening to us

Photo of me in my car, I VOTED sticker on my shirt, with my car wolf companion staring down the barrel of the camera

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 02/11/2024

I like sticking my face directly in my dog's face when he's chewing

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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨ @hellamander.com · 25/10/2024

Generative machine learning models are not long-running services that continually learn and fire off answers. They're just big tables of fixed numbers and some math. If you had a printout of those tables you could generate the same responses with pen and paper (and a loooot of time)