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@growlph.greywolf.social
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He/Him Stubborn old goat. Sometimes takes pictures of stuff. Warning: random headbutts. 🐘: @growlph@greywolf.social

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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 25/09/2026
Searching maps for restaurants in my area listed a gold buyer with the heading "Seattle's Best Restaurants! (Sponsored)", and I'm starting to think maybe the Internet was a mistake.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 24/09/2026
I've been using git for a decade at this point and I'm convinced its not a skill issue...there needs to be a `git steamroll --yes-i-really-mean-it` command that just gets you back to origin, no questions asked, no matter what.
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TINY at Marrow told me to change my name @tinydragon.art · 24/08/2026
Hmmmm.... yesssss.
Value study of a nude goat demon with their arms crossed.
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RamsHornStudios @ramshornstudios.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/09/2026
One of my favorite pickups from the weekend was at @sheeleyco.com 's booth.
A bumper sticker that says "PLEASE DON'T HONK
I'm listening to The Cure and pretending to be a sad European ghost"
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 13/09/2026
@timban.greywolf.social just showed me this picture of the ALPS switch based editing console from his old photo developing lab job and I am eagerly awaiting the @cathoderaydude.bsky.social episode about whatever cursed PC this was hooked up to.
A desk with a commodity PC, keyboard, and mouse, in addition to a bespoke specialty keyboard featuring only 17 keys directly related to photolab operations.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 02/09/2026
MST3K returns to theaters next week! Don't miss the premiere of The RiffTrax Experiments on the big screen. Tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 03/09/2026
The fake-keynote style advertisement for Dyson's new $500 toothbrush is the most staggeringly pretentious thing I've seen wrought by human hands. It *opens* by comparing itself in social importance to the storming of the Bastille, then gets weirder. youtu.be/IuP4jZOs4sY?...
youtu.be
Dyson CameraJet™: Official launch with James Dyson​
YouTube video by Dyson
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 02/09/2026
I am baffled and infuriated by website login workflows that START by sending unsolicited recovery codes to email/SMS and THEN asking if I'd like to use my password/2FA instead. Is anyone in the year 2026 so bad at password management that this seems easier?
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Bungee @bungee.deer.place · 26/08/2026
How to grind beans n brew espresso out in the middle of Mt Washington ☕️ 🦌 @kinter.deer.place
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 26/08/2026
My boyfriend is forcing me to pave over Mint with Arch on my laptop so that he doesn't out-beard me...
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 24/08/2026
I made a phone call and unlocked my adulting achievement for the day.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 24/08/2026
Ironically, the long line of cars outside this CAKE concert has both a central destination AND a single explanation
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 24/08/2026
I mean, that’s ALL forests if you think about it…
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human sized cicada @cepbepos.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Semi thought out concept... Medieval shame masks are fun to think about.
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Ropes on Panda -> FinFurAnimus @ropesoffpanda.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just making sure the doggy understands the predicament it is in 😈. 🐺: @shibarishep.bsky.social
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 10/08/2026
Shoutout to the guy in the Nasty Pig jersey at this Sarah McLaughlin concert absolutely living his best life.
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Tuna the Goat (Comms Open) 🔜WPAFW @goatuna.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“WHY DON’T YOU GET IT? IT’S NOT THAT HARD!” Dr. Prof. Goat crashing out over USB design. Sticker for @growlph.greywolf.social! #furryart
Scholarly ibex goat angrily pointing to an electrical diagram about USB-C
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 02/08/2026
Dammit I know the trailer starts now, because I just pressed play on it, and that’s how playing things works. I don’t need an introduction to the concept.
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mossington 🔜 BLFC @sirmossington.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me: "I'm not clingy!" 😡 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social #FursuitFriday
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Zenith 🔞 @zenith.pet · 23/07/2026
I'm stealing this toykisser, and I'm gonna do things to it >:3 🐶: @ari.butt.dog 📸: @growlph.greywolf.social
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Cougar Town 🔜 ??? =3 @sheakrueger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had a fun new experience at the @fetchnw.com boat trip. I got to go up the the control room deck for some pictures thanks to this nice young lady. I guess cause the captain is also a Jimmy Buffett fan. ;p Thanks @growlph.greywolf.social 📸=3
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 07/07/2026
@squawk-the-jay.bsky.social caught some pics of me being a good party ashtray 🚬🐐
Goat getting ready to eat cigar ashGoat eating cigar ash
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 01/07/2026
btw, 123456 is your verification code. Oh, I know you didn’t ask for it or even attempt to engage with this service, I just happened to notice you trying to purchase something on a completely unrelated website, and thought I’d offer to make the experience worse and more complicated for you.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 09/06/2026
Once as a kid I sent money to a stranger on the Internet for him to mail me a VHS copy of his camcorder footage from E3 so I could get a few early grainy looks at Super Mario 64, and I felt like the coolest kid on the block for it. So it's weird how little I care about Nintendo Thing(tm) happening.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 03/06/2026
Quote Post an album that you have listened to 100+ times
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 03/06/2026
Google wtf are you doing? Please stop. All videos, everywhere, already automatically play back at the correct speed. That speed is 1.0x. It's a well-solved problem.
Screenshot from an ad for YouTube premium for an "auto speed" feature that apparently makes videos play at the wrong speed automatically or something.
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Hornet @hornet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As of today this is 4 weeks old. I’m declaring it now fully healed, so bring your colored sharpies and cross the labyrinth! lol We have the next appointment to close it on the other side of my forearm in September to make it a full sleeve
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 28/05/2026
I can't wait until Apple finally implements industry standard 2FA and gets credit for inventing it.
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MAGS @100racs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
⛓️⛓️⛓️ for @growlph.greywolf.social!
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Marko 🐕‍🦺🐖 @pileofcoyote.parts · 22/05/2026
I guess I should post the other good photo from that night for—(looks up "cryptic" in a thesaurus) (there's no F entries) (looks up "lurking") (aha)—for Furtive Friday 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social
Liminal/cryptid-ish photo of me in a white bunny fursuit head, white briefs, and black Adidas, dimly lit against pitch black night between two dimly lit tree trunks.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 21/05/2026
"Are you sure you want to end this chat?" Bitch I was sure I didn't want to start it.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 20/05/2026
Very normal reverse engineering in progress
A digital oscilloscope and wiring harness sitting on a toilet tank for important science reasons
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 16/05/2026
AliExpress models have astonishingly small hands.
Badly composed AE photo of a "2.1 inch" touchscreen clearly larger than the entire human hand that's been overlayed to demonstrate the touch functionality.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 04/05/2026
A telegram crypto spambot offering services related to having previously been scammed by telegram crypto spambots is so ironic is almost beautiful.
Screenshot of an unsolicited Telegram message full of emoji vomit and an AI-generated ad for recovering crypto assets stolen by scams.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Gotta do a 3-hour video essay on the framing, lighting, blocking, and editing of every single shot 🤤
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Bouncer Dog 🔜 COG, MIR, MFF @bouncer.dog · 27/04/2026
It's International Hyena Day today! Be sure to sniff a stinky yeen
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 23/04/2026
Mike's Hard Clam Juice™
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AcuteAcid @acuteacid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Horse and Handler, kind enough to pause 'long the trail for a shoot 🐴: @daf.monster f.monster 🤠: @bourbondiablo.bsky.social
Close up of Big D's leather cowboy boots resting on his horse's upper thigh. The boots showcase a silver toe lining, spur hook over the top of the foot, and leather-etched floral pattern that the light gently highlights.

In the background, Daf's hoof is gently raised in the air, helping balance themselves to support D's showcase of the boots.Big D sits in front of his horse who stands behind him. Big D is wearing a leather wide brimmed cowboy hat with a crisscross stitching sewn along the brim and upper edge. Out of the hat are two big, golden leather ears to match the wolf hood he wears which peeks through the bottom of the smolderingly downturned hat.

D holds a golden rope in his leather fingerless gloves - the rope tied in a bridle around Daf's horse mask, with curled black hair flowing out the back.

The posture of D suggests strength and control, with an air of collected cool while his horse's hooves gently rest past his shoulders.Daf in a black latex catsuit, with attached horse tail, hooves, black latex bicep, wrist, and thigh cuffs. The background is an illuminated red, with a soft white light cast on their back. Focus is pulled to the black hoof against the red background, and the thigh straps, showing a well-tacked horse.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 11/04/2026
I love that the Artemis II recovery comm chatter while they were trying to troubleshoot the astronauts’ satellite phone not woking included mission control asking “…and you’re sure you’re pressing down the ‘PTT’ button while you talk?”, proving that none of us are truly too important for T1 support.
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potch @potch.me · 11/04/2026
orange arial rounded on black text reading "It's now safe to turn off your spaceship."
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 11/04/2026
Moon people made it back to Earth, cool!
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 10/04/2026
Keychron just published all the CAD files for their keyboards and I think that's pretty neat. github.com/Keychron/Key...
Screenshot of FreeCAD showing the hardware assembly for the Keychron K2-HE keyboard
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 01/04/2026
So that's about 1.1GB per emoji, I guess? I can't imagine how boring the "other features" must be if that's how they chose to headline this.
Screenshot of the release notes for Mac OS 26.4
"This update introduces 8 new emoji" and also some other stuff, I guess.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 31/03/2026
Okay, I finally used a Wago for something - am I a cult member now?
A switch junction box with two wires couples with a Wago 221. But there's still some other wires done with a wire nut, just to keep things American.
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Cashew 🔜 FUVE @mintcashew.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Dwellings of the amateur occultist
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 25/03/2026
I am happy to report that LinkedIn is still a Normal(tm) place.
News article about how paying engineers in AI tokens instead of money might be a great idea that people want
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 23/03/2026
Okay hear me out: Movie theaters adopt only having bulk/bin style candy (like in the awesome fun aisle of good grocery stores). You pay by weight, they scoop it into little paper trays, and crinkly foil wrappers stay a minimum of 1.5km away at all times.
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 23/03/2026
I dreamt about a Mario game where the major collectible was something called an Ion Onion
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NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 11/03/2026
Okay I give up. What's the furry knees discourse all about?
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 27/02/2026
Wise words
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

“Buy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”
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