NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 25/09/2026Searching maps for restaurants in my area listed a gold buyer with the heading "Seattle's Best Restaurants! (Sponsored)", and I'm starting to think maybe the Internet was a mistake. 110
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 24/09/2026I've been using git for a decade at this point and I'm convinced its not a skill issue...there needs to be a `git steamroll --yes-i-really-mean-it` command that just gets you back to origin, no questions asked, no matter what. 240
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatTINY at Marrow told me to change my name @tinydragon.art · 24/08/2026Hmmmm.... yesssss. 332688546
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatRamsHornStudios @ramshornstudios.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/09/2026One of my favorite pickups from the weekend was at @sheeleyco.com 's booth. 0334
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 13/09/2026@timban.greywolf.social just showed me this picture of the ALPS switch based editing console from his old photo developing lab job and I am eagerly awaiting the @cathoderaydude.bsky.social episode about whatever cursed PC this was hooked up to. 1131
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatRiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 02/09/2026MST3K returns to theaters next week! Don't miss the premiere of The RiffTrax Experiments on the big screen. Tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social 824960
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 03/09/2026The fake-keynote style advertisement for Dyson's new $500 toothbrush is the most staggeringly pretentious thing I've seen wrought by human hands. It *opens* by comparing itself in social importance to the storming of the Bastille, then gets weirder. youtu.be/IuP4jZOs4sY?...youtu.beDyson CameraJet™: Official launch with James DysonYouTube video by Dyson 210
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 02/09/2026I am baffled and infuriated by website login workflows that START by sending unsolicited recovery codes to email/SMS and THEN asking if I'd like to use my password/2FA instead. Is anyone in the year 2026 so bad at password management that this seems easier? 540
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatBungee @bungee.deer.place · 26/08/2026How to grind beans n brew espresso out in the middle of Mt Washington ☕️ 🦌 @kinter.deer.place 30724118
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 26/08/2026My boyfriend is forcing me to pave over Mint with Arch on my laptop so that he doesn't out-beard me... 160
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 24/08/2026I made a phone call and unlocked my adulting achievement for the day. 050
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 24/08/2026Ironically, the long line of cars outside this CAKE concert has both a central destination AND a single explanation 261
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 24/08/2026I mean, that’s ALL forests if you think about it… 030
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference Goathuman sized cicada @cepbepos.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Semi thought out concept... Medieval shame masks are fun to think about. 71047346
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatRopes on Panda -> FinFurAnimus @ropesoffpanda.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Just making sure the doggy understands the predicament it is in 😈. 🐺: @shibarishep.bsky.social 11731110
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 10/08/2026Shoutout to the guy in the Nasty Pig jersey at this Sarah McLaughlin concert absolutely living his best life. 090
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatTuna the Goat (Comms Open) 🔜WPAFW @goatuna.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“WHY DON’T YOU GET IT? IT’S NOT THAT HARD!” Dr. Prof. Goat crashing out over USB design. Sticker for @growlph.greywolf.social! #furryart 55913
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 02/08/2026Dammit I know the trailer starts now, because I just pressed play on it, and that’s how playing things works. I don’t need an introduction to the concept. 030
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference Goatmossington 🔜 BLFC @sirmossington.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Me: "I'm not clingy!" 😡 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social #FursuitFriday 1937
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatZenith 🔞 @zenith.pet · 23/07/2026I'm stealing this toykisser, and I'm gonna do things to it >:3 🐶: @ari.butt.dog 📸: @growlph.greywolf.social 51008
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatCougar Town 🔜 ??? =3 @sheakrueger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Had a fun new experience at the @fetchnw.com boat trip. I got to go up the the control room deck for some pictures thanks to this nice young lady. I guess cause the captain is also a Jimmy Buffett fan. ;p Thanks @growlph.greywolf.social 📸=3 1335
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 07/07/2026@squawk-the-jay.bsky.social caught some pics of me being a good party ashtray 🚬🐐 030
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 01/07/2026btw, 123456 is your verification code. Oh, I know you didn’t ask for it or even attempt to engage with this service, I just happened to notice you trying to purchase something on a completely unrelated website, and thought I’d offer to make the experience worse and more complicated for you. 020
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 09/06/2026Once as a kid I sent money to a stranger on the Internet for him to mail me a VHS copy of his camcorder footage from E3 so I could get a few early grainy looks at Super Mario 64, and I felt like the coolest kid on the block for it. So it's weird how little I care about Nintendo Thing(tm) happening. 230
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 03/06/2026Quote Post an album that you have listened to 100+ times 000
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 03/06/2026Google wtf are you doing? Please stop. All videos, everywhere, already automatically play back at the correct speed. That speed is 1.0x. It's a well-solved problem. 040
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatHornet @hornet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026As of today this is 4 weeks old. I’m declaring it now fully healed, so bring your colored sharpies and cross the labyrinth! lol We have the next appointment to close it on the other side of my forearm in September to make it a full sleeve 2271
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 28/05/2026I can't wait until Apple finally implements industry standard 2FA and gets credit for inventing it. 220
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatMAGS @100racs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026⛓️⛓️⛓️ for @growlph.greywolf.social! 241639335
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatMarko 🐕🦺🐖 @pileofcoyote.parts · 22/05/2026I guess I should post the other good photo from that night for—(looks up "cryptic" in a thesaurus) (there's no F entries) (looks up "lurking") (aha)—for Furtive Friday 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social 0172
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 21/05/2026"Are you sure you want to end this chat?" Bitch I was sure I didn't want to start it. 050
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 20/05/2026Very normal reverse engineering in progress 5140
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 16/05/2026AliExpress models have astonishingly small hands. 151
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 04/05/2026A telegram crypto spambot offering services related to having previously been scammed by telegram crypto spambots is so ironic is almost beautiful. 020
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatCaptain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Gotta do a 3-hour video essay on the framing, lighting, blocking, and editing of every single shot 🤤 923718
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatBouncer Dog 🔜 COG, MIR, MFF @bouncer.dog · 27/04/2026It's International Hyena Day today! Be sure to sniff a stinky yeen 1523118
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatAcuteAcid @acuteacid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Horse and Handler, kind enough to pause 'long the trail for a shoot 🐴: @daf.monster f.monster 🤠: @bourbondiablo.bsky.social 929277
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 11/04/2026I love that the Artemis II recovery comm chatter while they were trying to troubleshoot the astronauts’ satellite phone not woking included mission control asking “…and you’re sure you’re pressing down the ‘PTT’ button while you talk?”, proving that none of us are truly too important for T1 support. 2101
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 11/04/2026Moon people made it back to Earth, cool! 050
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 10/04/2026Keychron just published all the CAD files for their keyboards and I think that's pretty neat. github.com/Keychron/Key... 150
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 01/04/2026So that's about 1.1GB per emoji, I guess? I can't imagine how boring the "other features" must be if that's how they chose to headline this. 040
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 31/03/2026Okay, I finally used a Wago for something - am I a cult member now? 460
Reposted by NIST Standard Reference GoatCashew 🔜 FUVE @mintcashew.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Dwellings of the amateur occultist 233252657
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 25/03/2026I am happy to report that LinkedIn is still a Normal(tm) place. 220
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 23/03/2026Okay hear me out: Movie theaters adopt only having bulk/bin style candy (like in the awesome fun aisle of good grocery stores). You pay by weight, they scoop it into little paper trays, and crinkly foil wrappers stay a minimum of 1.5km away at all times. 310
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 23/03/2026I dreamt about a Mario game where the major collectible was something called an Ion Onion 230
NIST Standard Reference Goat @growlph.greywolf.social · 11/03/2026Okay I give up. What's the furry knees discourse all about? 130