caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026overheard on the trail: "Is that a man or a woman?" "That's a New Yorker." 🗽🎆🍎🍕💅✨ 111
Reposted by caveat empressthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026but I don’t want wrong answers only. those won’t be helpful to me at all 1344941
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not letting up on this one... People recommend "infinite jest" instead of "broom" bc they don't love women or Cleveland :( If we're going to headcanon artists who committed suicide as having had gender dysphoria, I'm going to talk about DFW and Lenore Sorry! 000
Reposted by caveat empressClever Mia @readvesna.com · 21/09/2026imagine the first wolf to put its head in a humans lap and make big eyes up at them. all that wolfs friends were probably like ugh fucks sake man 013512
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Called 911 a bunch on 9/11 just to say Thank You but our first responders didn't appreciate it 000
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026is the connection between "the broom of the system" and that one cate wurtz character coincidental or not? In this essay I will 000
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just want to stake out that I was doing Mr. Jones at kareoke, because "man I wish I was beautiful," *before* a recent motion picture brought counting crows back into the minds of a lot of trans women. Thanks! 000
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Always interesting when a biopic gets made of someone who'd have almost definitely been opposed to having a biopic made about them as opposed to something more grounded about either someone else or the real world... "Tony"... 000
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026thought until recently that the line in Hotel California was "please bring me my Wife / and he said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969" which is both spookier and better than asking for wine imo 000
Reposted by caveat empressMadeline Miyun @madsmiyun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026of all the people to run into 13812
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Still genuinely impressed by the time I managed to steep just the bottom of my hibiscus tea and created an Evil Mug 000
Reposted by caveat empressmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/08/2026went for a long walk and now i don’t know what everyone is talking about. learning an important lesson: never stop looking at the computer 977963
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 18/08/2026They say comedy comes in threes. That explains the polycules I've been in 000
Reposted by caveat empressJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Remember the seven basic plots: -Revenge -Star Crossed Romance -You and friends are mistaken for a group of hookers on Halloween -Horny for grandma's ghost candle -Slowly turning into a satyr -Granular documentary about Neiman Marcus -War 920658
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 02/07/2026started a new med today just in time for Emergency Moving Everything Valuable Out of the Apartment after work :) probably fine! 000
Reposted by caveat empress☁️MOTEL777☁️ @motel777.xyz · 23/06/2026been cooking up some buuuuullshit lately #whoelsecanrelate 322853785
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 11/06/2026In true wktd fashion she gave me a love letter out of nowhere and I immediately rejected her. That's how you learn! 010
Reposted by caveat empressCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 04/06/2026To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war. 2592174709
Reposted by caveat empressFIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 31/05/2026 161701425
Reposted by caveat empressLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"I thought about how the kids of the future would find me strange for all of my hyperaware survival instincts that had been rendered moot by living in a kinder world." 532954
Reposted by caveat empressHELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I could befriend the Solaris planet amoeba instantly. I could befriend the Solaris planet amoeba safely. I would not be haunted by images of my grief and loss. it would be awesome actually 14111
Reposted by caveat empressThleen @kathleenbot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026A dozen hours deep into Titanium Court, an opinion is forming that is as unshakeable as it is hard to precisely describe: between the absurdism and the perplexingly insistent baseball theme and the ineffable aesthetic of 2000s-era techno-optimism……I think this game might, somehow, be a JonBoisLike 17721
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 27/04/2026say what you will about bsky, a recent leak from Meta's data showed about 7% of Instagram time and 14% of Facebook time is spent on content from friends or follows, with the rest from the algorithm and advertising, and I think that's worse 000
Reposted by caveat empressAmmnontet! @bleakvision.info · 14/01/2026nancy 5: the new adventures of sluggo 5923320
Reposted by caveat empressJosh Caress @joshcaress.bsky.social · 22/04/2026@lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s Hell World roundup on Jason Molina inspired me to go back through the man’s catalog, and it connected with something I’ve been thinking about for a while—a theory of white American masculinity that also touches on Townes Van Zandt and the brilliance of Sinners:joshcaress.comVampires In The Forever EmptyTake up the White Man’s burden Send forth the best ye breed— Go bind your sons to exile To serve your captives’ need – Rudyard Kipling, “The White Man’s Burden” (1899) Rise Moon Rise a… 1126
Reposted by caveat empressTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 02/02/2026One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.” 121795571
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Girl who thinks "prog rock" refers to progesterone 010
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 16/04/2026thinking tonight about how Facebook caused an era where we all knew each others last names. What was with that 000
Reposted by caveat empressιм єνιℓ иσω :3 @vreni.bsky.social · 07/04/2026happy 17776 to all who celebrate 0253
Reposted by caveat empressClever Mia @readvesna.com · 06/05/202515 - "Evidence of Scary Creature" 71422267
Reposted by caveat empresstweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 10/03/2026rude of @rusty.todayintabs.com to totally pre-empt/upstage my skeet in his newsletter with a link to this fabulous Betteridge blog post about purity cultureianbetteridge.comZen fascists will control you...In 1979, a punk band from San Francisco recorded a song about the Governor of California. It was a joke, mostly. Jerry Brown was a Democrat, a Buddhist, a man who dated Linda Ronstadt and discussed li... 2153
Reposted by caveat empressElizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 27/02/2026The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run. 141764607
Reposted by caveat empressMaytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 23/02/2026new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes 2635981083
Reposted by caveat empressEunice Cho @eunicehcho.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Concerned about ICE's $45 billion plan to convert warehouses into immigration detention centers? This is what they'll look like inside. From ICE's plan for the Social Circle, GA facility. Each little dot: a person. www.socialcirclega.gov/home/showpub... 25929261730
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Was about to miss my usual bus to work so I jogged ~6 blocks to one I could make and... I feel a lot better than usual and not as tired? What is this adult shit 010
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 06/02/2026guess it's not surprising that the ultimate reaction to trump being in the Epstein files is "well, who wasn't in them?" 000
Reposted by caveat empresspublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026free them all 322691035
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Finally deleted my twitter last night, the algorithm keeps getting worse and I was only checking it out of habit at this point. I had the same account since 2012 and almost nothing on it :p 000
Reposted by caveat empressWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025"They are the stock-jobbers of history, lives are their units of exchange. Lives as they are lived, deaths as they are died, all that is made of flesh, blood, semen, bone, fire, pain, shit, madness, intoxication, visions, everything that has been passing down here forever, is real history." --TP AtD 0203
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Had a good thanksgiving improving my recipe for next friendsgiving :3 010
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Finally convinced a trans girl who came out post-2020 to get emotionally invested in We Know the Devil... My work here is done 010
caveat empress @heliotrash.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Hell yeah I love Plur1bus - Peace Love Unity Respect 1 bus inbound 000
