Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 21hToday was not really my day for cooking dinner. Too many near catastrophes for my liking. 001
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m convinced James Gunn makes movies for the sole purpose of sharing his awesome playlists 000
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is the team-up we need solving crime and going on adventures… 000
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This clown is in a backpfeifengesicht 3-way tie with Martin Shkreli and Rafael “Ted” Cruz 000
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The intersection of literally and figuratively a piece of shit: 000
Reposted by WhateverIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14480401971
Reposted by Whatevershauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better 122504446
Reposted by WhateverKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message." 13449101043
Reposted by WhateverSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 37990952842
Reposted by WhateverWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We're witnessing the Rapist-to-President and/or Rapist-to-Supreme Court Justice pipeline with this Cornell scandal. 14173141800
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rahm Emanuel should crawl back under his rock and never reemerge and the world will be a better place. 000
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Normalize reflexively saying “Aku Soku Zan” whenever ICE is mentioned… 000
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The new FO stage for the Cornell Seven should be just the start. Everyone who didn’t initially act in a meaningful way, from the frat members, to the college administration, to local LE, to the prosecutors should be subjected to life-long repercussions. 000
Reposted by WhateverMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime. 353578832
Reposted by Whatevergeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 27/09/2026In the old days, we didn't need your fancy "AI" to make memes, we'd just ruin food. 27511
Reposted by WhateverAlexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These reoly guys are lining up for it. Try to imagine putting yourself in harm’s way like this on a Sunday. And then going to bed thinking you really got her good. 4833
Reposted by WhateverJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When Jesus healed the sick, he didn’t ask for a deductible. When he fed the hungry, he didn’t price gouge for a profit. When the Hebrew prophets saw corruption, they spoke truth to power. When I take on this corrupt system, I’m doing it on biblical grounds. 42287782187
Reposted by WhateverA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults? 814262
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Showing the real world use of mathematics should be a part of every math class… www.instagram.com/reel/DanoQl9...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
Reposted by WhateverAndi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A woman was drugged, raped, and sexually trafficked to members of a fraternity. Two of the men involved were expelled. Five were given the opportunity to mitigate suspension by *writing an essay.* The dozens of other men who knew this was happening and said nothing? You already know the answer.cornellsun.comEDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We WillThe Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies. 12331351285
Reposted by WhateverM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Absofreakinlutely 💯% True...... 276189444933
Reposted by WhateverThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 282466369
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Though it’s on-brand with the “laws for thee but not for me” attitude 000
Reposted by WhateverLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Life comes at you fast 672456616
Reposted by Whatever𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026Every conversation I’ve had with my MAGA relatives for the last ten years distilled into three sentences. 662583751
Reposted by Whatever✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026Evergreen skeet 31262205
Reposted by WhateverAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026Ossoff: "What did they spend the most political capital trying to do over the last 18 months? Cover up the Epstein files. They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices." 289219826780
Reposted by WhateverErin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is human trafficking on a massive scale. 332304782
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m still going to mute his ass just in case he does come back 010
Reposted by WhateverElon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Headline is not as strongly worded as the quote. 11096298
Reposted by WhateverAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud 13775061561
Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Actor and comedian” is doing an incredible amount of heavy lifting 020