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@heinslmn.bsky.social
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No one of consequence... get used to disappointment. I have a fear of unintentionally misusing homophones when writing, not so much when speaking. (he/him) #BLM

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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 21h
Today was not really my day for cooking dinner. Too many near catastrophes for my liking.
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m convinced James Gunn makes movies for the sole purpose of sharing his awesome playlists
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aka food weapons
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the team-up we need solving crime and going on adventures…
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only because he can’t fondle himself on camera…
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We can only hope…
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMFAO!
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ditto for right turns
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This 👇
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This clown is in a backpfeifengesicht 3-way tie with Martin Shkreli and Rafael “Ted” Cruz
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The intersection of literally and figuratively a piece of shit:
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On of my favorite albums…
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎯
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're witnessing the Rapist-to-President and/or Rapist-to-Supreme Court Justice pipeline with this Cornell scandal.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seattle
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rahm Emanuel should crawl back under his rock and never reemerge and the world will be a better place.
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Normalize reflexively saying “Aku Soku Zan” whenever ICE is mentioned…
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The new FO stage for the Cornell Seven should be just the start. Everyone who didn’t initially act in a meaningful way, from the frat members, to the college administration, to local LE, to the prosecutors should be subjected to life-long repercussions.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 27/09/2026
In the old days, we didn't need your fancy "AI" to make memes, we'd just ruin food.
Photo of a banana with text written on it "if god not real how me a ghost haunt this banana?" with a little doodle of a ghost
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These reoly guys are lining up for it. Try to imagine putting yourself in harm’s way like this on a Sunday. And then going to bed thinking you really got her good.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When Jesus healed the sick, he didn’t ask for a deductible. When he fed the hungry, he didn’t price gouge for a profit. When the Hebrew prophets saw corruption, they spoke truth to power. When I take on this corrupt system, I’m doing it on biblical grounds.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Showing the real world use of mathematics should be a part of every math class… www.instagram.com/reel/DanoQl9...
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Madlad #Legend
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A woman was drugged, raped, and sexually trafficked to members of a fraternity. Two of the men involved were expelled. Five were given the opportunity to mitigate suspension by *writing an essay.* The dozens of other men who knew this was happening and said nothing? You already know the answer.
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Though it’s on-brand with the “laws for thee but not for me” attitude
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Life comes at you fast
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
Every conversation I’ve had with my MAGA relatives for the last ten years distilled into three sentences.
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Evergreen skeet
Marisa Kabas • @marisakabas.bsky.social 

i'm not reading what that dumbass wrote
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Ossoff: "What did they spend the most political capital trying to do over the last 18 months? Cover up the Epstein files. They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices."
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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is human trafficking on a massive scale.
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m still going to mute his ass just in case he does come back
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Headline is not as strongly worded as the quote.
"There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law," Mr. Saul, a professor of international law at Australia's University of Sydney, concluded.
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How is this not a crime?
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎯💯
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Actor and comedian” is doing an incredible amount of heavy lifting
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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