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Haux

@heauxmaux.bsky.social
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29/♂️/🏳️‍🌈 Here to lurk around, say something funny every once in a while, and gawk at (big &/or furry) men 🌈Be emotionally prepared for NSFW in profile and followings🌈 🔞 Underage == avoid my page 🔞

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brian with the text:
"Sorry I can't hang I have to sit in the house and FEEL WEIRD"
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Breaking out my tablet for this because I really should be doing more art I shall be following the InkTober prompt list because I don't trust myself to self manage
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watched the music video for Fame is a Gun and its 💅💃 camp 💅💃 The color grading, the low budget etherealness, zombies dancing for some reason, and the inexplicable turtle?
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I too would like to this, yoink 👐
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Overwatch, sweetie, baby, why the FUCK would you put my Gold ass in a match with a Grandmaster
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Angry Monkey Puppet Stares Intently
ALT: Angry Monkey Puppet Stares Intently
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mentally I'm here
One frame of Mallory from Big Brother in the middle of her iconic crashout.

Though it's but one frame, you can hear the "I KNEW IT!!!"
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nanoff 🔜 CONFUROR 2026 🇲🇽 @nanoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is an unemployment subplot in a gay furry porn comic a recession indicator
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Werewolf
comic about a guy turning into a werewolf on a full moon but he turns into a dog instead because he's too domesticated
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Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art · 23/09/2026
Lizalfos need to become one of the main races in Zelda games (like Gorons, Rito, Zora and Gerudo), maybe make one of them a sage also. I guess in that case they'd be called "Lizal" instead.
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mengo @mengo329.itch.io · 16/09/2026
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wait I just realized we're gonna get this absolute unit in HD 🤭
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Ghastrogen Scratch Ghosts @estrogenpatchnotes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026
Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Get thee to a gunnery
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"kill them with kindness" wrong. dolly parton with the holy moonlight greatsword to the face
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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Frogust is the best thing since sliced bread. #frogust #frogust2026
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charlee d. bryant (@ɢᴇᴛ.ᴠᴇɴᴛ) @getvent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr)
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026
Dolly was the last American institution with higher approval ratings than puppies.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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One guy says to another "leta settle this in a DRAG RACE" 

And then there's two cars.... 
And they're both in drag.
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the sprite tea....
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I heard it was gonna be your birthday @orforf.bsky.social, so in honor of you taking one more step towards the grave I have designed you a new bespoke sad dad for you to own and cherish. Happy Birthday!
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Discomfort is an essential part of growth and wouldn’t it be so embarrassing to be the exact same person thirty years from now, in a totally different world, because you were so averse to discomfort?
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Once you start noticing how the incapacity to handle discomfort affects how people live their lives it's actually pretty shocking how it ruins pretty much every conceivable aspect of existence. Interpersonal relationships, romantic and platonic. Career and education opportunities. Your politics Your willingness to go anywhere. The kind of food you eat. The kind of art you expose yourself to and your ability to read it. It's never just one thing, it touches everything, and once you notice it it's like suddenly being able to see germs or something. Just this horrific catastrophe people look at you askance for screaming about. As I grow older and see what became of my friends and peers who could not learn to handle discomfort, the more I'm like. This is a genuine societal issue
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Increasing my discomfort tolerance has also been one of the greatest assets to improving my mental health.
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A Tato reminder 🌹♡
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RLS🔞 🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤 @lucinasimp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh I'm them undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
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Ashe @thisisashe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i don't normally get into the "Discourse of the Day" but i think it's really important that we push against censorship and anti-sex narratives, today it's just about pixel cleavage, but don't forget that this is the same rhetoric used to label all queer media as nsfw
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Sink @fantasticsink.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This Spider-Man villain is so real.
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fire Emblem Fates Tierlist of the units I've favoured in playthroughs
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Following a hot creator with a following count in the thousands feels like I'm standing in a horny festival crowd
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
coworker has the audacity to tell me what to do when he fucked up
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh this is a rotten frame I love it
Anatolia from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave; the shot frames her as though she is falling with arms spread wide, gun in hand.Lois Griffin dressed as Anatolia from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave, falling down a flight of stairs; The combat HUD is present.The dropship from Apex Legend's dropping Mirage, Alter, and Anatolia from Fire Emblem
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've never experienced a breakup but brand new chanel$ got me like
A picture of the drag queen Katya, smoking a cigarette in a fur lined coat. She is smiling, bald, and her mascara is running.
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Cseed @cseedsilentc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Dr. Jinx, Esq. @popehater69.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Chart for dinner
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
The mother from Hereditary - in panel one she is screaming, in panel two she has significant filters applied to give her a full face of makeup as well as a smouldering look.
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Two Pokemon I don't think I've ever seen interacting together, interacting
A Cherrim being squat by a Hypno, in reference to that one meme of a kid being grabbed

A cutaway shows the Hypno holding the Cherrim, looking confused
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just had a sudden spark of free will
Six Cherrims from Pokemon

Clockwise from the left, one looks relatively content, one is styled after the autism creature, one is small and minimally detailed, one is hanging off a glazed flower pot, and one is standing on another smoking out of a tobacco pipe
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pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 12/07/2026
me when i show up to my job and they make me work the entire time
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Tannhauser 'Merrian' Gottfredson @tannhauser80.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dieting?
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Think I just witnessed pigeon cuckolding Artistic render of the event
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faye 🦴 @yogurtshack.myatproto.social · 29/06/2026
// light deltarune chapter 5 spoilers at least 2 thoughts a day
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Haux @heauxmaux.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Karlach from Baldurs Gate 3. Beneath her, is a tumblr post by user Heartsdew, implying it is something she (absolutely) would say.

"gf bread: *is gluten free*"

"My absolute idiot brain: [softly] girlfriend bread *heart emoji* *women kissing eachother emoji* *bread emoji* *heart emoji*"
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