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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!)

@andrechic.bsky.social
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18+ | Suggestive | Goblin | Furry Adjacent | 30. I am now Unc. NSFW Alt to @andrechrissargent.bsky.social Minors will be blocked on sight. Commission me! vgen.co/AndreChrisSargent I'm an artist with a love for the styles of old.

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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 4h
When your dreams decide to remind you what a nightmare looks like it's always a humbling experience. Last night I had one of the most disturbing, hellscape, incoherently horrific sado-sexual dreams I've ever had. People murdered and turned into cellos, mutilation of important pieces, defilement.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man every time there's some natural disaster some wiseass who got lucky says "clearly, god was watching out for me" I guess the dude who burned alive in his car just wasn't well liked up there, huh?
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really want Pritzker to run for President.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Anthony Hurd (American, b.1975) "You Have This Hold Over Me," 2025 Acrylic on wood 24 x 30 in #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tired of the narrative that just because you were a pleasant person to be around or you had your kind little quirks it made your politics okay. Bush and McCain might not have acted out of malice. They still had regressive ideas and were complicit in the machine that got us here. They deserve blame.
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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BATCH NUMBA TWO IS HERE www.furaffinity.net/view/66505895/ www.furaffinity.net/view/66505895/ www.furaffinity.net/view/66505895/
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey so, I'm working up towards a new PC -- old one is getting a little sketchy and I'd like the ability to keep up with modern graphics in case I ever do 3D. So I'm offering some sliding scale character commissions! Single character, faux print style -- examples below! I do SFW and NSFW!
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bruh people are so insecure about how the sausage is made on any given project. They get so defensive like, sorry that I hurt your ability to watch your comfort show guiltlessly. Its creator is literally killing people but hey. You got your bread and circus so who's the real winner here
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey so, I'm working up towards a new PC -- old one is getting a little sketchy and I'd like the ability to keep up with modern graphics in case I ever do 3D. So I'm offering some sliding scale character commissions! Single character, faux print style -- examples below! I do SFW and NSFW!
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Well, I draw Goblins. So I shall draw a goblin and sell them to you! Now with colorful euphemisms! SB: 40 AB: 200
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man I really fucking hate that I have to make this post. Brad Bird's Ray Gunn is not only being produced by John Lasseter, but David Ellison of the Ellison Dynasty, responsible for the conservative takeover of CBS and Paramount. This is who you're in bed with, Brad? Are you fucking serious?
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
knowing anatomy is getting sad because you know that when someone is bent over the lines where the big butt meet the big thigh disappear and there is nothing that can bring them back
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
might (will) draw some popular vore characters n-not because i LIKE them or anything-
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if @cdprojektred.com cares about their fans at all there will be a femboy body type in cyberpunk 2. Last fucking thing a scav hear before being turned into an abstract concept by an arm cannon should be a single "uwu" echoing off the brick wall of a dank alley alright LAST FUCKING THING
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
only losers care only about sex, go out and see a movie with someone you like bro just laugh at something with someone you care about is that so fucking hard
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little fanart of Andre being obsessed with @jinti.bsky.social's fat goat cock. Probably going to draw this a few more times, the two have almost identical body types.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Who's a good girl~" Andre on the cusp of experiencing not one, but two gocks obliterating his femboy rear end. How does this keep happening... ? Comm for @sassinthedark.bsky.social!
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earflop @earflop.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Top: A thought bubble with static appears above my fursona's head. Text reads "Figure A: The mind's eye of the rabbit is blocked. He is far removed from joy and purpose." 


Bottom: Another thought bubble is shown with furries dancing inside. My fursona is happy. Text reads: "The imagination returns and the rabbit is happy. He delights in the world he indulges within his mind."
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesterday I decided to see what those LDS folks were up with that 'Dirty Soda' trend, so I added milk to River City Root Beer just to see if they were onto something. Like a float, but just milk. Regrettably, folks, I must say it slaps. Milds the flavor a lot, and makes it kinda creamy.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone pointed this out, but the Republicans realized that they can't go after the LGBTQ+ like they did with the Lavender Scare, People of the Islamic Faith are getting elected so they can't 9/11 scare anymore. So they're going after *furries.* They canonized fursecution in the lore guys.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not gonna lie. I'm actually kind'a sad when my politics drive away artists I admire.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made a post today that I think was important critical dialogue on the relationship between class and racial intersectionality. Then I deleted it. It felt like I was just lecturing a black person. It wasn't quite appropriate for someone in my position of privilege.
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Leon @leonberdot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
raly loves flowery
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna be reaching out to a few artists/commissioners whose characters I really want my goblin to suck the dick of, look forward to the results.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GYAT look at this artist's work!!! Go hire them!
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Cerezo @cerezo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi loves! ❤️ I'm opening 2 emergency commission slots to help cover an unexpected health expense. If you'd like to support me, feel free to DM me! My commission prices are below. Thank you so much! <3
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And here I thought our plan was airtight. Okay seriously though who the heck gave Grandpa the keys. This is psychobabble buzz words. On that note, I *would* give head to an avian pilot, no notes.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you or someone you know is suffering from compulsive sexual behavior, I urge you *please* treat yourself or them kindly, and seriously investigate seeing a therapist who specializes in compulsivity disorders like OCD.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
re: "How can a kink be harmful" When it becomes a matter of shame and compulsivity, and is a reflection of adverse childhood events like abuse, you're essentially exposing yourself to trauma and reliving it over and over again. This can start a cycle of shame, relief-seeking, and escalation.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2 cents. I won't demonize any kinks as indicative of an individual's capacity for harm. Some kinks are deeply unhealthy, driven by shame, and result from trauma and compulsivity rather than mindful enjoyment. It is not your right to inflict that trauma on others and demand it be respected.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can say with utmost confidence that Wyth is a very good artist and you should absolutely hire them.
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Mommy Wyth🔞 @wyth.hyper.wang · 22/09/2026
Urgent Auction time ! Animated YCH that will be flat colors and simple cell-shading. The auction will end the 26th of september at 22:00 (8 PM) UTC time Starting Bid is 400 EUROS and auto-buy is 900 EUROS More details and the place where you can bid in the comments
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
okay so like the dragn wash game is insanely hot
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the only good part of re:zero is petelgeuse and im tired of pretending it's not.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What is it called when somebody fakes empathy as an insult? Like, they claim someone is mentally unwell and wishes them well when there's nothing "wrong" with them and they're just expressing their disagreement in a bitch move way.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A white man walks up to a black person who still thinks about Breonna Taylor and Trayvon Martin. He's afraid to go outside because he doesn't want to get shot at a traffic stop like Terence Crutcher. He doesn't want to be lynched like Craig Anderson. He doesn't want to be shot like Trayvon Martin.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aight, speaking out. Lindsey Clancy is neither guilty nor innocent. Her actions caused great harm to people whom she loved and whom others loved. But she was not in control of her faculties. The trial is about whether she's not guilty by plea of insanity, not if she should walk free.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a hot wolf does not concern himself with gender, only if the booty is prime.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'M FUCKING OVER THE CAT OBITUARY POSTS ON REDDIT (rant below. CW: deceased pets)
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(ffx battle theme) ba, ba, ba, ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaa ba, ba, ba, ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaa ba, ba, ba, ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaa ba, ba, ba, ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaa NEEDOWEEOO BUDDYOWONO EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Assume every curvy character of mine is a guy.
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Pallro the friendly fire dragon @pallroragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can't believe I forgot to post this amazing piece of my OC Phaedra. Done by @andrechic.bsky.social
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@sassinthedark.bsky.social's Jade noticed a certain femboy goblin staring at the massive bulge in her shorts. She decided to show the observer just what he was gawking at -- though she probably didn't anticipate just how quickly he'd end up on his knees worshipping such a massive breeding rod~
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cyberpunk is two different games at war with eachother, both are very good but struggling to coexist. One is a high personal stakes linear story about a character attempting to achieve an impossible goal in a limited amount of time.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really want an open world game where the main story is like "Oh shit bruh the world's gonna end but like we've got a year to prepare for it and a shit-ton of downtime in between because we don't know what we're doing. Go do sidequests I guess."
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🔞Freckles @freckles-art.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Adoptable going at FA :3 www.furaffinity.net/view/66326611/
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Any time someone claims "facts" to justify transphobia, they're completely full of shit. Science agrees that sex is non-binary. There are articles going back to pre-trump noting this.
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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AndreChic (Open for Commissions!) @andrechic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My conversation with a scammer. It begins. Follow for live updates.
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