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Heather Muse

@heathermuse.bsky.social
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A knitter and cat mom with a sneaker problem. Audience and strategy roles Reviewed/USAToday, Fortune, Dataminr, Long Lead. Lucy Van Pelt sun, Charlie Brown moon, Sally Brown rising

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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 19h
Related: Mom, Dad, and Pa would have LOVED Payton Tolle.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 19h
One of my favorite memories from my wedding was dancing with my then 86-year-old grandfather to Pulp’s “Common People.” This is brought to you by my watching “What Do You Do For An Encore?” Recommended.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Erin says this much better than I could
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you cover a beat, you can become so immersed in it you lose perspective. Some folks who cover pop culture forget that for many, the cultural products they analyze exist only in the background. It’s the equivalent of saying “Oh, you’ve never seen this particular floral wallpaper?”
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel praises evil. Peter Thiel hates democracy. Peter Thiel founded Palantir. Peter Thiel owns JD Vance. Peter Thiel is the most powerful billionaire in the United States. Peter Thiel can’t stop talking about the “Antichrist.” Find out why. Read “The Nerd Reich”
Perfect with photos of teal and Judy Vance. Quote from Peter Teal if you’re evil, you’re actually kind of good because at least you’re getting something done.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do not like having a surname that is the same as a tech monolith’s Aye Eye product. I feel bad enough without people saying how useless Muse is. 😔
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok Season 4 of Large Man Is Large already rules because it takes place in Philly.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Speaking as someone who wrote a book on the government’s Doomsday plans, one challenge: “Martial law” isn’t actually something that exists in the US in the way it exists in other countries. There are ways to nationalize or deploy troops, but “declaring martial law” isn’t some magic button to press.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m only on Season 3 of Large Man Is Large With Heart of Gold and Thirst for Blood (aka REACHER). How did anyone on set allow the FBI agent to use that horrifically inaccurate Boston/New England accent?!?!?!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
my argument for neutrals to get on board with the Red Sox look at this big galoot
Payton Tolle smiling happily like the big galoot he is
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baudrillard: "It is no longer a question of imitation, nor of reduplication, nor even of parody. It is rather a question of substituting signs of the real for the real itself... Never again will the real have to be produced: this is the vital function of the model in a system of death"
The "secretary of war" wearing a shirt that says "THIS IS WAR" while PTing in a stadium in Texas, which is not war
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Send good vibes as I attempt to wrangle three cats into their respective carriers to bring them back to their homestead upstate.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dream beat
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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At this point they're going to need to rehire Hank Hill back to straighten things out
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Natural gas, too. The Merrimack Valley gas explosions were terrifying.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The dudes in front of me at the game keep referring to Brandon Marsh as “vomit hair,” and I’m dying.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Civil War” is one of my favorite jukebox fuck-yous.
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is fabulous.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“But the song mentions milkshakes! Everyone loves milkshakes!”
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh man do I want this to frame and display
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a great time last night celebrating @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social and @gabriellemoss.bsky.social on the pub day of their new book. Which one of you decided to name the other woman interviewed in the aging parents chapter “Veronica”? Well played. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/linds...
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The Midlife Plot Twist
It’s not a midlife crisis—it’s a midlife plot twist!Packed with honest, insightful, and deeply relatable advice for anyone who has reached that middle ...
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally I can be like all the girls in high school who got one of these from their parents the minute they got their licenses.
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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TIL Asher's Chocolates has a mascot named Jerry Cordial and he is terrifying. This photo on their website of the Phanatic eating candy (probably to avoid having to make eye contact with Jerry Cordial) is everything.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/09/2026
payton tolle is my favorite baseball player right now and it isn't close nothing bad is allowed to happen to this big galoot
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I used the Photo Booth app on my laptop so I could capture this moment without disturbing these two chonks by getting up to get my phone.
Woman sitting in a 1970s egg chair with one cat on her lap and the other one draped across her shoulder. The lazy bois are the reason she can't get up and start her day in earnest.
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Travels With Brindle is still composing a silent movie score @travelswithbrindle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The reason for the season
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Sparks plays Big Boy
YouTube video by Frank Addington
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Eclipse season.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember when Dolly ponied up cash to get vaccines out during Covid? Icon. Legit saint.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s never the push alert you’re hoping to get, is it?
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddammit, Dolly. The best to ever do it.
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Dan Reilly @danreilly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
anyway, I really wish the media in general would stop promoting everyone and anyone who says, "This medicine that helps a lot of people? Bad, actually."
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Dan Reilly @danreilly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
yeesh. So the guy takes ADHD meds as a stunt and one of the bad effects, according to her, is "feeling as if he could happily sit quietly alone." Believe it or not, it's a pretty splendid feeling when you can't do it otherwise, you twit.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Hudsucker Proxy
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oil your machine every two bobbins
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Crabs, bucket…
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
😐 Prayers up for anyone at this place or Fortune because no one bothers to understand the difference.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I spent four years of my life making money off my ability to deep search Twitter. The advantage of a Gen X/Millennial cusp education. Boolean search forever.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why it matters: “The only important feature of a book is the plot.” Lol “smart brevity” strikes again.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Get us an investor, and I'll do this with @thisismari.at
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Kevin M. Levin @civilwarmemory.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Strange Career of Ben "Cooter" Jones (1941-2026) #CivilWarMemory 🗃️ kevinmlevin.substack.com/p/the-strang...
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The Strange Career of Ben "Cooter" Jones
How the actor behind Dukes of Hazzard's Cooter became the country's most sincere defender of the Confederate battle flag.
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Kevin M. Levin @civilwarmemory.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This just made my day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKOb...
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Rescuing a candlepin bowling alley helps bolster a Maine community
YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
youtu.be/QCxpmL2soSc?...
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INXS - Original Sin (The Tube, January 17, 1986)
YouTube video by INXS
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/08/2026
When logging off of bsky — the vaguely threatening, yet eerily cozy and familiar retirement home for retired Meme War assets — for any reason, the proper farewell is "Be skeeting you," accompanied by this GIF:
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The Prisoner: Seeing You
Alt: The Prisoner: Be Seeing You
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My absolute favorite William Orbit mix.
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Blur - On Your Own (William Orbit Crouch End Broadway Mix)
YouTube video by Blur Archive Project
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Still from Mr. Show skit with Bob and David dressed as 1960s NASA engineers at a press conference. Subtitle reads “AMERICA CAN, SHOULD, MUST, AND WILL BLOW UP THE MOON.”
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
El primo latino de Count Binface www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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White elephant in the room: Colombia swears in costumed anti-corruption activist as senator
Luis Carlos Rúa revealed himself to be Elefante blanco just three days before election for ‘his own safety’. Now he is tackling graft from senate floor
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Imagine a job where you’re a writer but only allowed to cover whatever is on this chart. (@markyarm.bsky.social and I don’t have to.)
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
RETIRE. HIS. GODDAMN. NUMBER.
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Heather Muse @heathermuse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“To me, the fact that the photos inspired such extreme pedantry speaks to their power.” This will make your morning.
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