Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Six Feet Under premiered 24 years ago today; i am celebrating by offering a blanket apology to anyone who knew me back when i thought Brenda was an incredibly cool character 030
Reposted by Gabrielle Mossnude gingrich @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025This is just how the economy’s gonna work from now on. 61003197
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 01/04/2025i love songs about how dancing is fun. it's like "damn, someone finally had the guts to say it" 031
Reposted by Gabrielle MossCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025this headline is something id yell out on the street while blackout drunk 21548
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 14/03/2025there should be a rule against showing good movies that deserve your full attention & engagement on planes. your only options on a plane should be MADAME WEB & ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS. 020
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025there's only one way for the democrats to get back in touch with the common man...they have to eat Okja, live on joe rogan 110
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 01/03/2025the older i get, the more i just want to dress like Paul Newman in THE COLOR OF MONEY 4210
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 25/02/2025when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to 060
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 17/02/2025and they say AI can't give us any useful information 030
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 14/02/2025harry nilsson inexplicably wrote and sang on the theme song to john candy's late '80s saturday morning TV show & i must report that it is a banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAX...youtube.comCamp Candy Opening 1989YouTube video by OPENINGI SZWAGRA 152
Reposted by Gabrielle Mossthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/02/2025teen sex comedy about a computer nerd who is trying to lose his virginity before graduation but also needs to shut down the federal government 1946554
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 24/01/2025"if i came up with the idea for a movie about a hand that's also a gun, i would call the movie GUN HAND & that's what the movie would be about" —my husband's review of David Cronenberg's VIDEODROME 030
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 17/01/2025it's crazy clown time in heaven now www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWX...youtube.comDavid Lynch - Crazy Clown Time (Official Video)YouTube video by DAVIDLYNCHSUNDAYBEST 010
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 14/01/2025tired: being a billionaire & using your money to turn the earth into a desiccated hellscape wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public 030
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 13/01/2025lest anyone think we are not in the midst of a brutal, annihilating '00s retro cycle...Colin Farrell has brought his 2001 haircut back 040
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 07/01/2025the phrase "deranged riddler" suggests the existence of a "sane riddler" 010
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 04/01/2025NOSFERATU review: Bill Skarsgård does the Rammstein voice for the whole entire movie 010
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 02/01/2025the video for the Chicks cover of "landslide" is, without a doubt, the saddest song that has ever been performed entirely within a Windows95 screensaver 110
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Ebenezer Scrooge is a hero for spending *ONE* night thinking about how he's an asshole & everyone from his past hates him? buddy i do that every night, it is called 'being in therapy' 120
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 15/12/2024ok fine, i did the drones, i just thought it would be fun & give us something to talk about at parties. sorry! 120
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 13/12/2024an all-star tribute to my favorite '90s film trend: slathering America's Sweetheart types in eyeliner & black leather, because something something Angelina Jolie 140
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 10/12/2024UHC assassin really let me down by not being the exact person i made up in my head 317214
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 09/12/2024i want to talk to you kids about a guy who was born in a humble abode, many decembers ago ....everyone knew right away that he was special ....but his peers hated him, because he had "weird" ideas about how they should live in peace ... his name was gizmo & he was a gremlin from the movie "gremlins" 0201
Reposted by Gabrielle MossYo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Comin outta my cage and I’ve been doin lowkey bad actually 06516
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 07/12/2024ok so if Leatherface is a serial killer from a family of serial killers, does that technically make him a nepo baby 512413
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024would like to personally testify that SQUAD fucking rules 1111
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024excited for the cops to finally nab John Backflip 000
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i was not born to have slack on my phone & get work emails at 10 pm, i was born to do tummy time 130
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 05/12/2024laugh all you want but becoming secretary of defense is how *i* finally got sober 160
Reposted by Gabrielle MossThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024üpdate: the hog has grown to be much larger than the sun. bröther, may it have this final öat? 472356370
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Stephen King's books always champion the two most important traditional American values: selflessness in the face of danger & smoking indoors. 061
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 04/12/2024wow, sorry, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his evil hippie murder cult. had no idea he also wrote and recorded folk music. 030
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024men, what is stopping you from dressing like this 040
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 02/12/2024HERETIC review: finally, a horror movie that captures the visceral terror of getting cornered at a party by that one guy from your freshman dorm who posted on atheist message boards (i mean this as a compliment, i think) 0283
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 29/11/2024mom, will you pick me up? they're selling cronenbergian sex toys on amazon again 230
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024tired: gender reveal parties (where you feverishly speculate on your unborn child's gender) wired: parental conceal parties (where you slowly drop a soft blanket over your parent's head, and hopefully they just fall asleep like a baby parakeet in a cage) 010
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 26/10/2024i think it's reasonable to fear the reaper a little bit, actually 2181
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 01/11/2023I'm a tradwife but only for this 12 foot skeleton 160
Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 30/10/2023guess im just built different* *easily frightened & unable to deal with conflict 020
Reposted by Gabrielle Mosslydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 12/06/2023I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast haha you've been just completely fuckin owned plumless asshole 161139262