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Gabrielle Moss

@gabriellemoss.bsky.social
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author of PAPERBACK CRUSH; talking head who kept saying "masturbation" in JUDY BLUME FOREVER; writer of whatever this is: bloggerindecline.substack.com

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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Six Feet Under premiered 24 years ago today; i am celebrating by offering a blanket apology to anyone who knew me back when i thought Brenda was an incredibly cool character
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nude gingrich @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This is just how the economy’s gonna work from now on.
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i love songs about how dancing is fun. it's like "damn, someone finally had the guts to say it"
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
this headline is something id yell out on the street while blackout drunk
headline: audiences want original movies but did they show up for robert patinson and bong joon ho with mickey 17?
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
there should be a rule against showing good movies that deserve your full attention & engagement on planes. your only options on a plane should be MADAME WEB & ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS.
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
there's only one way for the democrats to get back in touch with the common man...they have to eat Okja, live on joe rogan
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
the older i get, the more i just want to dress like Paul Newman in THE COLOR OF MONEY
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
oscar isaacs in a gray suit with a teeny tiny little gomez addams pencil mustache
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
and they say AI can't give us any useful information
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
harry nilsson inexplicably wrote and sang on the theme song to john candy's late '80s saturday morning TV show & i must report that it is a banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAX...
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Camp Candy Opening 1989
YouTube video by OPENINGI SZWAGRA
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
teen sex comedy about a computer nerd who is trying to lose his virginity before graduation but also needs to shut down the federal government
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"if i came up with the idea for a movie about a hand that's also a gun, i would call the movie GUN HAND & that's what the movie would be about" —my husband's review of David Cronenberg's VIDEODROME
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
it's crazy clown time in heaven now www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWX...
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David Lynch - Crazy Clown Time (Official Video)
YouTube video by DAVIDLYNCHSUNDAYBEST
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
tired: being a billionaire & using your money to turn the earth into a desiccated hellscape wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
lest anyone think we are not in the midst of a brutal, annihilating '00s retro cycle...Colin Farrell has brought his 2001 haircut back
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
the phrase "deranged riddler" suggests the existence of a "sane riddler"
a screengrab of a Law and Order episode description that includes the phrase " a deranged riddler copying a serial killer leads detectives on a wild goose chase"
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
eldest boy
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
NOSFERATU review: Bill Skarsgård does the Rammstein voice for the whole entire movie
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
the video for the Chicks cover of "landslide" is, without a doubt, the saddest song that has ever been performed entirely within a Windows95 screensaver
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Ebenezer Scrooge is a hero for spending *ONE* night thinking about how he's an asshole & everyone from his past hates him? buddy i do that every night, it is called 'being in therapy'
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
ok fine, i did the drones, i just thought it would be fun & give us something to talk about at parties. sorry!
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
an all-star tribute to my favorite '90s film trend: slathering America's Sweetheart types in eyeliner & black leather, because something something Angelina Jolie
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
UHC assassin really let me down by not being the exact person i made up in my head
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i want to talk to you kids about a guy who was born in a humble abode, many decembers ago ....everyone knew right away that he was special ....but his peers hated him, because he had "weird" ideas about how they should live in peace ... his name was gizmo & he was a gremlin from the movie "gremlins"
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Comin outta my cage and I’ve been doin lowkey bad actually
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
ok so if Leatherface is a serial killer from a family of serial killers, does that technically make him a nepo baby
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
would like to personally testify that SQUAD fucking rules
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
excited for the cops to finally nab John Backflip
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i was not born to have slack on my phone & get work emails at 10 pm, i was born to do tummy time
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
laugh all you want but becoming secretary of defense is how *i* finally got sober
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
üpdate: the hog has grown to be much larger than the sun. bröther, may it have this final öat?
A 19th-century painting of a hog, edited so the hog is now flying in the middle of space, over a backdrop of darkness illuminated by a starlight sea. The Sun floats in the hog's shadow, though the hog has expanded to be many times larger than both it and all the planets in our solar system combined.
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Stephen King's books always champion the two most important traditional American values: selflessness in the face of danger & smoking indoors.
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
wow, sorry, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his evil hippie murder cult. had no idea he also wrote and recorded folk music.
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
men, what is stopping you from dressing like this
Bill Paxton covered in blood in NEAR DARK
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
HERETIC review: finally, a horror movie that captures the visceral terror of getting cornered at a party by that one guy from your freshman dorm who posted on atheist message boards (i mean this as a compliment, i think)
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
mom, will you pick me up? they're selling cronenbergian sex toys on amazon again
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
tired: gender reveal parties (where you feverishly speculate on your unborn child's gender) wired: parental conceal parties (where you slowly drop a soft blanket over your parent's head, and hopefully they just fall asleep like a baby parakeet in a cage)
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
fresh home design inspo for winter
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
where is your god now
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
i think it's reasonable to fear the reaper a little bit, actually
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I'm a tradwife but only for this 12 foot skeleton
12 foot tall skeleton and blonde person with long hair
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
guess im just built different* *easily frightened & unable to deal with conflict
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Gabrielle Moss @gabriellemoss.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
new boyfriend reveal:
Dog dressed as Dracula
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 12/06/2023
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast haha you've been just completely fuckin owned plumless asshole
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