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[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 1h

Ripped off by his manager? I've seen the movie..

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 1h

Its the Christmas sign NÖEL

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 19h

it's called an enormous gathering of orcs, maybe you've horde of it

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 16h

I couldn't possibly comment

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 18h

"Swivel eyed loons" as someone once said

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 18h

With an owl, looking on from afar

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 23h

Just received my DNA results and apparently my lineage can be traced back to a pumpkin patch nestled in fog on a cool October day with the sound of crows in the distance.

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 18h

Who called it the Iron dome, when Kemi circle was there..?

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 18h

Its called being careful, maybe you've erred of it?

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Tony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 19h

😎🌵🪴 bunions

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 21h

Mary was ok though right? Or did I miss something (v possibly)

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Our entire Scout unit had toast like this, in Tokyo, totally amazing, at the world Jamboree 2015.

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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Today at the gas pump: Gas Pump: Do you want a receipt? Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience... 🤣🔄

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I grew up in Luton and know where they are referring to. It's absolute BS, there are no "no go" areas.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"The war on children's safety" continues at Tory conference

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You got some big shoes to fill there

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dominate

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

After it's all finished, it would be empty chairs and maybe empty tables

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have a very particular set of skills.. glacier walking, troll hunting and langlaufing

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I suspect they knew what they were writing

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Good one.. that could have legs..

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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Good morning and welcome to marvellous marmalade Monday Never underestimate the power of humour. It won’t always change what we’re going through, but sometimes a little laughter can make the unbearable feel bearable. And that little moment of light can be exactly what we need

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I’m bobbing for apples at your Halloween party and stay down for more than a couple of minutes don’t worry I used to free dive for abalone

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You ever nod along in a conversation you completely stopped following ten minutes ago? That's my cardio.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kid: What did you want to be when you grew up?” Dad: Left alone. Kid: That’s not a job. Dad: Exactly. That’s the dream.

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Reform documentary now on: Passport to Pimlico BBC2

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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A man in China dislocates his shoulder playing basketball, and a foreigner saves the day.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy little accidents

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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They're just trying to get rid of you..

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.

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