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Heather Carpenter

@hc1059.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Heather. Life is weird.

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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10h
I do have to admit, I've been to a Hawks game. Granted I was there for Wemby and Wemby alone, but I have subjected myself to Atlanta basketball on my own free will.
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2009. you have no idea what it was like to be internet games famous in the before times
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AL PACINO with a terrific story about his first time at the Oscars.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
breanna Stewart is a gundam
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta say I'm loving Texas St being in a conference with basic cable deals. It's still weird AF when they mention TxSt is a pac 12 school on the USA network but I GET TO ACTUALLY WATCH MY TEAM without the shitty ESPN+ ui
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Put Colin Simmons in at qb
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
audio interference while they are talking about audio interference because the president wanted to go to a college football game. perfect
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Mike Feigin 🥯 @mikefeigin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eighteen and one.
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seanquinn32.bsky.social @seanquinn32.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@sarahspain.com
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I appreciate the noreaster getting to my area around 3pm on Saturday. Ensuring I have no choice but to do all my weekend errands when that asshole could possibly be on Gameday/UT/UT. Mother nature is queen.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ultimately I can only be me. And couldn’t chose between no reservations/parts unknown
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is it about getting swept
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not enough people are putting Sister Wives on the best TV of the 21st Century. There is no living document that better describes the right wing Covid cray than Cody ruining every relationship with his wives/kids over not getting the vaccine.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Barca with a +24gd after 7 games is insane
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a tx st bobcat w on my birthday, that's the good stuff #eatemupcats
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was so praying for Spurs to get relegated last season, but gotta admit Spurs getting relegated this season after spending half a bil while Hull makes the Champions League is sooooooooooooooo much funnier
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
liverpool, Chelsea, and Tottenham playing like ass despite spending so much damn money is just hilarious
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kid decided celebrating my birthday meant screaming about pancakes at 6am. Dunno where i went wrong.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i want nothing more for my bday tomorrow (besides a tx st win) than Willie Fritz to beat Cody Campbells ass.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sorry Lumiere, but my daughter chose Part of Your World for her children's choir audition so my hands are tied.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok, we're two minutes into the #rhoslc premiere and i'm already crying. this is gonna be a rough ep, just all the prayers for mary
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is a special fear that overcomes you when you check that caller id and it's the cdc that's calling you.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my daughter has entered her 'katseye are not kpop. how dare you suggest otherwise' era
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Twenty years of writing fashion commentary has taught me that this is the single most-cited fashion reference by the general public. People who don't know a thing about fashion or costume design remember this dress. It's safe to call it one of the most remembered dresses of the last hundred years.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everything i've seen about cbs news and 60 minutes in 2026 has been against my will
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I try to stay mostly of fbsky during the season but are folks here really arguing electing Ken Paxton, THIS KEN PAXTON is better for trans rights. www.aclu-tn.org/news/texas-w...
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Texas Wants to Take Trans Kids From Their Supportive Parents. We’re Suing. - ACLU of Tennessee
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and Attorney General Ken Paxton told trans youth in Texas last week that they considered their health care to be a form of child abuse. This is dangerous, dehumanizing, and terr...
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
College football having a lot of trouble with the passage of linear time as a concept so far this season
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who was more wide open?
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the tx st defense will always disappoint you
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just got home and wondering if i'm now the only person in Maine watching UTSA Texas State on the CW (the official channel of quality college football™)
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The hell is up with the espn app
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dante should have gone to the Jets
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 12/09/2026
This is what I mean about the lack of respect for the audience. Support it! Why? Because our co-host on the desk is lobbying for it and we like him and our conference partners want it and we like them! The audience doesn't factor in
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh Rutgers is *aaaaassssssssss*
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The season premiere of #rhony really shows the worst thing imaginable is Martha Stewart in your apartment.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we are counting this Kansas football hype video about the heroism of anti-slavery violence as a Woke 2 indicator
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So once again, are we sure sure that Saudi Arabia is going to host the 2034 world cup
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Vibes are low, listen to Telemundo say Oscar Bobb
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
prob a bad idea to be watching this coco match before seeing my doc for my yearly physical
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well this graphic would’ve been useful two nights ago
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 08/09/2026
MACtion would proceed with flashlights
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The wait for Sunday night proved too long.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me in 2015 vs. me today
Nathan Fielder in Nathan For YouNathan Fielder in You Can See Everything
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know this has probably been said but wtf are Wisconsin and Notre Dame wearing
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
haunting...but also makes me wanna fish
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flubby @flubby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cheer up, it's not (quite) as bad as App State
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kyle Whittingham moved across the country and is still gonna get beat by a Bronco
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So it's time Dabo.
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