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Heather Carpenter

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Hi, I'm Heather. Life is weird.

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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 13h
I'm watching Josh hartnett w/a VERY Canadian accent fall in love with a giant squid. great show
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 13h
i know army fb is a cesspool I scroll in between looking at pics of my fams kids. this is my sports jokes in between sincere lib posting site, no need to cross the streams and subject anyone else to it.
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 17h
NFC East the NFC South of AFC Norths.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 21h
just got back from a nice hike, this match is the perfect lunch cool down watch
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My grandfather was a physicist at bc who worked on the manhattan project so my dad had a in with the more prestigious ones
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
his mains were tpc and Boston golf club.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they are, he also was a Boston golf caddy who did some rounds with some kennedys (not rfk Jr). he decided to enlist when he wanted to marry my mom and realized health insurance is a great thing to have w/kids but his life before that is a lot of random stories.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
he was a rugby semi pro who did germany/England/ireland tours and lets just say he lived a life before becoming a tanker
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My dad's symptoms seem to be about a year ahead of Trumps. There's really is a point where you can't lie about it to yourself anymore. If Trump was dealing with cardiac or mild stroke it's one thing, but stage 5+ dementia is another. Even with the media bubble around him, it will be unavoidable
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it is, its also been a blessing in a lot of ways being able to see my family in a way I couldn't living down south/Paris. plus learned more about my parents lives in the 70s/80s since that's my dad's clearest memories. just wish it came under better circumstances.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
tldr, Trump has a ton of classic frontotemporal dementia symptoms and has already declined since 2025. The pathway for Vance and the cabinet becoming president if that's officially diagnosed or widely understood is a ton narrower than if they 25.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah, he's not getting convicted in any universe. A lot of this depends on how much Vance feels he can become president and Trump's health. But damn, I watch my dad unable to climb stairs with the same gait as Trump everyday and just feel there's gonna be a day where this matters.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
there’s a decent chance trumps health is gonna be an unavoidable issue. We decline slowly, then rapidly. The media ignores politician health until they don’t. Whatever the Biden debate moment Trump faces will be so much more obvious because Dons so much gone now than Joe was.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe it’s cause my dad and Trump at least in video seem to be in similar declines, but I know how much my dad has since I’ve moved here. I legit don’t think Trump can make it another 2 yrs in that job.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m saying heart attacks, strokes, 1000s of other conditions occur and his poll numbers aren’t getting better. 25th isn’t a value judgement on crimes or record. it’s a way out if r’s wanna avoiding it all being about trumps shit in 28 and Father Time keeps taking its course.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
and? that man is old and not well, 2+ years is a looooinnnnnggggg time when you’re 80.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
she's blond and willing to show her boobs regularly, it ain't deep
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
no matter who the LSU coach is they all try to kill my dude thru stress in similar ways. please stop
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arch said, "Sooners, you can't do this...on concrete" bsky.app/profile/itst...
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
he's passing down that lineage!
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TEXAS LONG-HOES
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
dude could have just watched the falcons and saved his grandson a bunch of embarassment
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
whichever manning thought sark was the coach who could fully develop Arch was a total dumbass
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ok, national anti-gina hinajosa ads is officially when I started to believe in blexas
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
came home to my dude watching Notre Dame - Stanford single box, my man loves some silicon valley schadenfreude something fierce
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
followed by *the new hipster white greys white girl singer-songwriter* 'Ellen get all that money'.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The 911 lonestar eps after the uri ice apocalypse are the greatest trash tv eps
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
she learned from the best (Mariska Hargitay)
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Otoh Tired: Impeachment Wired: 25th
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cspuzia.bsky.social @cspuzia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tried to make the worst thing imaginable and may have succeeded
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vibe shift update: Dems getting endorsements from legendary Texas high school football coaches
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Give me a Miyazaki sword and sandals epic starring Reese, Annette, Mr. T riding horses, and Kristen Scott Thomas herding some birds. Perfect movie 10/10 no notes.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🙏 Lord, we need this movie to happen 🙏
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
soo happy you're podding again! seeing digger next week, and am trying to remain as spoiler free as possible despite knowing the twist, but look forward to listening after.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok Whitney, I love a messy Housewife but gurl you got to let the mess develop naturally on its own cause slandering the friend you brought on just two episodes ago so libelously is the trash kind of mess. It's reading desperate. #rhoslc
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
haven't you been listening to Jennifer Garner talking about air miles for a decade, get you some rewards points and *live*
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you're ever up for #mainelife, no better place than the ll bean flagship
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's been in meta for a while but still not used to the carry io in the #dota
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 08/10/2026
An overeager guest donning a keyblade was sent home from a local swingers event after making a scene. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
also pissed at how our government continues to coop service members very real pain into promotional tools. we are more than props, goddamnit
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, I'm totes out of words. I'm a former Hood medic who treated some of the shooting victims and have spent a long time wanting Nidal Hasan dead. But damn, this isn't about providing justice for the victims and their families, it's about spectacle for everyone but them.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 08/10/2026
Post, wheel, rail. Really trying to flood the whole continent.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
slightly better, but damn people really out here posting they want mass murder on their work accounts
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kansas missouri and it's not close unless your football team is hyping up your big rivalry game like this, sit down www.facebook.com/KansasFootba...
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161K views · 1.5K reactions | It is that deep. | Kansas Football
It is that deep.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my autocorrect skeet even tried to change dsa to sea!!! Tim apple out here trying to silence the left thru automated spell check
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Omg auto correct hates the dsa sooooo much! But yeah, Maine and Florida do have things in common that may impact their candidate preference
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, I’m mostly in eventually the age curve (the Under 45s like more left wing candidate) will take care of itself in getting more progs/dad elected. were just in the zone where olds still vote a hell of a lot more so here we are.
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dunno if it's better/worse than the ocean tide map enthusiasts of before
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe it's cause I gotta hear to ads of her speaking 5-15 yrs ago all the damn time but all I hear is "oh Susan, you've passed the it's so damn sad to listen to talk" threshold
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