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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤

@hazchem.bsky.social
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Lover of Biffy Miffy #65 | They/Them | Queer | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 Pro-Wrestling Enjoyer | Huge Nerd | Exactly the person my parents warned me about | Living and working on the stolen lands of the Gadigal and Cammeraygal people

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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 10h
Love love love Ospreay getting the "Il est vraiment" chant while using the Phenomenal Forearm & the Styles Clash. French crowds are fucking great. 🤼 #AEW
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 11h
"I always knew he was gonna go insane" NIGEL! GET OUT. 😹 🤼 #AEW
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 11h
Then awake owners at 5am for first breakfast.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 12h
I don't think I'll EVER be bored of Swerve & Hangman. A forever feud that I guess ends with murder given what they've already done to each other. 🤼 #AEW
Image of Swerve Strickland & Adam "Hangman" Page staring at each other through the ropes of the wrestling ring.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Currently trying to sell our house. I have a couple of field recorders which I've strategically hidden to capture what's said during viewings. Would definitely recommend cos the feedback you typically get from a viewing is pretty useless.
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Dr Ingrid M🪁 @ingridm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nobody owns October 7 or September 11 or 26 January. Colonising a date is a disgusting thing to do. It is not up to the colonial white class in Israel or the USA or Australia to dictate how anniversaries are commemorated by subjugated Peoples.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see Skydance are already commissioning exclusive content.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Transferring files from a Sharepoint you don't own to one you do is a real PITA. I may as well be doing this with paper files it takes so long.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT admin. We have a device that can very accurately locate and identify WiFi/Bluetooth devices. We have detected not one, but TWO Bluetooth enabled sex toys in the office this month. Who is bringing these things to work??
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
someone asked if Monty killed that rug himself, and I think this video pretty much secures a guilty verdict in crocodile court
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is right up there with the $8 used, figure 8 power cord I saw on Gumtree last week.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like to think I'm not completely stupid. But, trying to set up a softphone on my laptop is apparently beyond me. Office printer levels of frustration.
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Pat Maxwell @maxwellz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For those that need a translation (like myself)
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really? LIKE REALLY TRULY? Wardlow! My man I am happy to see you back. Please be careful. Now, there's a lotta people who need a LOT of powerbombs 🤼 #AEW
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Rita, antifascist🏴 @oldsquida.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“After 4.5 years, there is an update to ‘Mobile Phone Security’. In this 2026 Edition, the text is fundamentally the same, but specifics have been updated as well as answers to more questions and misconceptions that come up around safer usage of mobile phones, apps, and such.” ~ Håkan Geijer
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Attached: 2 images After 4.5 years, there is an update to "Mobile Phone Security." In this 2026 Edition, the text is fundamentally the same, but specifics have been updated as well as answers to more...
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a 9️⃣.5️⃣ from the #WorldBollardAssociation
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's been a busy couple of days, so I haven't finished watching #AEW #AEWAllOut The TLC tag match is just starting and. Like. Pac is probably just hanging around backstage or something while this is happening. This must be so hard for his family & friends. RIP Pac. 🤼
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This forever feud that Swerve & Hangman have is gonna feed families for a long time. Love that for us 🤼 #AEW #AEWAllOut
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That would be difficult. And very messy. BUT I can wear my sitting around the house before going to bed trackie dacks inside out, at least.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ring's whole point is to remind you "People will die in incredible pain if I stop giving a fuck about even the small, boring details of what I do" Because you *can't* grandly think about systems if you can't fucking think in the first place.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re into pedophile protecting conmen responsible for record high gas prices and the lowest job growth in modern US history sucking up to communist dictators, then yeah, this goes hard.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you want a full rundown of the Academy of Natural sciences situation, this video does a really good job of covering it. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw?...
youtu.be
The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had to stop playing #EliteDangerous in April because life. Not a huge drama, I was out on the DW3 expedition though. Meandering back to the Bubble from the Trojan Belt in my Mandalay & looking at my credits. _someone_ has been very frivolous & it's time to hook back up with the booze cruise
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some of the worst abuses in the history of the American Republic were perpetrated in the name of “national security.” But none have used it as mendaciously as Trump.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember a whole term where we studied what Aristotle meant by arete
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/09/2026
The most perfect, and easiest, crime
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back from a lovely walk just in time for the second half of Port Adelaide vs. Sydney Swans. Scores even at half time, Swans starting the 3rd quarter with a quick goal. 'carn Swans! #AFLW
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some have claimed that the death of Harambe was a kind of sliding doors moment that set humanity on this current, awful timeline. I think we all know the disappearance of Jerry Springs is the real reason.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know I've said it before, but I only really know Okada from #AEW. The guy is fucking hilarious & will murder you bell to bell. What's not to love? I do really need to go check his #NJPW work though. 🤼
static.klipy.com
Kazuchika Okada Pro Wrestling
Alt: Kazuchika Okada Pro Wrestling
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of everything that’s going on
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will once again hold up #rollerderby as the example of what happens when gender diversity isn't an issue. Sure, it's not perfect, but if anyone wants to see what happens when you make space for trans folks in sport there's over a decades worth of experience across the world to learn from.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Transphobia is rooted in misogyny and being a smooth brained piece of shit. I tell you though, telling a transphobe that actually, they hate women, is a fun sport all its own.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She's right.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Custard. Oh wait
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tropical Fuck Pie
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stupid life stuff means I haven't played #EliteDangerous since April. Which means I'm still on my way to Waypoint 11 on the Distant Worlds 3 route. I'm ok with that, I'm in my Mandalay. I'd been meaning to get out of the bubble anyway. #o7
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Salmon, sleeping on my neck & purring in my ear. 🐈 🐱 #cat #catsky
Image of me and my tabby/standard issue cat, Salmon. 

Salmon is sleeping on my chest with his front paws stretched out on my left shoulder and his head right up against my ear, purring.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/09/2026
Epstein survivor Dani Bensky responds to those demanding that survivors simply “name names,” saying the responsibility for accountability should never be placed on those who were abused. “It isn’t our responsibility. It’s always been about the accountability shifting from the abused to the abuser.”
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hazchem 💛🤍💜🖤 @hazchem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Swerve & The New Level look like they're just having the best fun. Especially Creed & Kofi. 💕 this for them. Wrestling, like music, is even more fun to watch when you can see everyone on stage or in the ring is enjoying themselves too. Heel/face dynamics don't matter. Fun is fun 🤼 #AEWDynamite #AEW
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/09/2026
First they came for the trans people, and I bear sprayed them because fuck you
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