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Wolfcat 🥄

@wolfcat.bsky.social
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Social Media Hack, Emergency Management stuff and I have a set of Twins that even groan at how bad my Dad jokes are.

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Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ @eliseswords.eurosky.social · 1h
Melbourne PSA: avoid driving through tunnels under train tracks. And if you're parked in the street, especially where blocked drains and flash flooding are a risk, maybe check your car is high and dry. (This is in Caulfield about 5 mins ago.)
Flooded tunnel beneath train tracks, water halfway up ute tyres. Photo taken through windscreen from passenger seat.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 22h
Most TV is just this now.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 20h
The plane landed safely at a civil-military airport in Tabuk, in northwestern Saudi Arabia. archive.is/202609300942...
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our 2 catering vans that were stolen have been found! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And Matt has the source image... it is real.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yikes, thank fuck I got mine last week.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Took Mrs Wolfcat and the #wolfcatcubs to see "Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom" this arvo. If you like Aardman movies, this is right up there. And the cool thing, when it hits streaming, you get to rewatch it because it is so good and find a lot more jokes you missed the first time.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mordialloc Steam Train is running again today. Here it is in glorious slow motion.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Little 4.3ish earthquake in Northern Victoria.
Live Earthquake Data showing a 4.3 quake in northern Victoria on the seismographs
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Man Pours Liquid on Smoking Watermelon
Alt: Man Pours Liquid on Smoking Watermelon
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
stab it through the heart, if it is still feeling pain, stab it again.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Correct
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can confirm is fucking real.
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop spreading that Meloni-in-a-Palestinian-flag video. It’s AI. Totally fake
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ha ha
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Album is called "Mooove On"
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well apart from the site being a pain to navigate on a mobile this does not fill me with confidence that I will have NBN back soon We have resorted to yelling at the #wolfcatcubs to do chores instead of just asking Google to yell at them.
NBN outage for Bentleigh East
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And I have been COVID vaxxed again. Remember it stops being free at the end of this month.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The cool change has arrived #MelbWeather folk. Metro is down to 23c or so (YMMV) and Geelong is down to 16.8 So there is a brief window to cool down a bit before closing up the heat because tomorrow will only be 15c with the temp rising on Thursday and Friday.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reminder... you have 10 days left to get your Covid Booster for free. I am getting mine tomorrow.
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Andrew B. Watkins @windjunky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More than half of September gone and less than 20% of normal September rainfall recorded, with 'bugger all' in the ten day forecast. Worth keeping an eye on the heat too, as flash drought looks decidedly possible. Observed: www.bom.gov.au/climate/maps... Forecast: www.bom.gov.au/jsp/watl/rai...
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So MyGov has no idea about the right to disconnect sending a notification and email at 8:03pm on a Friday night. Seriously, who thought this system that send random emails on a Friday night was a good idea. Automation without thinking about people is bad, oh wait that is MyGov.
An email from MyGov on a Friday night, sent at 8:03pm, about my super fund requesting details.
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Seismology Research Centre @earthquakes.au · 17/09/2026
We're proud to finally announce the availability of our new app, Seismoscope. It's freely available for Apple and Android phones and tablets. It was made to share Australian data, but it also lists earthquakes from all over the world, and allows you to report what you felt to the relevant authority.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Horatio has just invented Golf.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think we are at the point where this question needs to be asked... Will Trump knock down The Kennedy Centre before or after the midterms.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You could even say, it gives them more colour.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of these people is now allowed to be an FBI agent.
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Roman telescope has enough gas for 22 years, double NASA's expectations arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
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The Roman telescope has enough gas for 22 years, double NASA's expectations
The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope is the first NASA observatory designed for in-space refueling.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whew... Ed Sheeran has finally found someone currently less controversial than himself who can take a middle leg ground.
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Jakethepeg Rolf's Long Legs Dance
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
David Cameron wants to join the FBI is a plot twist I didn't have on my bingo card.
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Margaret Morgan 🇪🇺🇳🇱🇦🇺 @margaretmorgan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A truth, by @terriblemapshq.bsky.social
Post by Terrible Maps in Facebook. It's a map of the world, with "Countries with the word 'girt' in their national anthem" shown in red. Australia is the only country coloured red. Yes, New Zealand is shown on this map.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People that do not know about Kessler syndrome came up with this idea.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things keep getting worse under RFK Jr
A photograph taken at a grocery store meat department showing packages of raw ground beef inside a refrigerated display case. Mounted on the glass above the meat is a sign printed on a white sheet of paper that reads: "Limit of 15 People in the Meat".
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know lots of things the #wolfcatcubs don't. Including that they have tickets to #Radiohead
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ha Ha Nelson
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No, the See you Next Tuesday post is not from the most recent Trump tour. Even the AI overview thinks the picture is from the last day or so. Even Googles own Image Search shows this image was on social media at least 30 weeks ago. So it is a just a feedback loop.
AI Overview

The four people on the golf course use their bodies to spell out the abbreviation "CUNT".

This image was captured in September 2026 at Trump International Golf Links & Hotel in Doonbeg, Ireland, during a visit by Donald Trump. 

Local protesters or individuals on the course arranged themselves to send this message as he was leaving the [Irish Open]. 

If you'd like, I can tell you more about Donald Trump's visit to Ireland or the location in Doonbeg.4 people on a golf course making out the shape of the letters C U N T
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It would have been cheaper to mitigate climate change in 1960 than it is now, is also an argument he could have used.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In one hours time, whilst watching The West Wing, 25 years ago the world would change for ever, as it happened, I knew the change would not be for good. The kicker was, that day Mrs Wolfcat and I hung a professional photo of us on the only hook in the living room.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Heads Up #MelbourneWeather folks... It is officially a put clothes on the line weekend.
Weatherzone forecast for Melbourne showing 22c for Saturday and 23c for Sunday as the highs, with no rain until after sunset on Sunday
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So every 14 seconds people will need to say "Hey Siri delete last 14 seconds of conversations" This is just pervert glasses but for every one near one of these devices voices.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh look a good news post.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh FFS Turns out Australia (Melbourne) is literally going to have a military fly over for #911 Who thought this was a good idea in any form. www.airforce.gov.au/news-events/...
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That is in the order of two things.. 1: 1.35 trillion US Dollars 2: Something that will never happen
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you Office of Emergency Management has no idea about trauma, this is what you do to remember #911 If they do, this is not something someone in their right mind would even consider. I once got a whole fireworks show shut down because a plane was shot down on the other side of the world.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have a better recollection of what I was doing on #911 than the current POTUS is not a post I thought I would ever send. But here we are. Also 25 years... that means I am a lot older than I thought I would be 25 years ago.
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We are already in Idiocracy, it's just not evenly distributed.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer I know the type tonalities from elegant to jocular I am a master tracker and my kerning is harmonical I know the sacred swatches and can name the hues Pantonical (Full version of Modern Day Typographer now on my YouTube channel)
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Modern Day Typographer - Elle Cordova
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A very poor choice by the ABC for this headline and photo combination.
Screenshot from ABC News

Three child sex offenders charged in first eight months of Queensland online register

By Claudia Williams

Topic:Sexual Offences

Posted 56m ago56 minutes ago
Denise and Bruce Morcomb and David Crisafulli stand together smiling. Bruce is giving a thumbs up.
Daniel Morcombe's parents Denise and Bruce with Queensland Premier David Crisafulli.  (ABC News: William Murray)
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Wolfcat 🥄 @wolfcat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So Trump is on a bender, over 40 AI images in under 4 hours on Truth Social. Everything from renaming New Mexico to Nazi inspired uniforms for Space Force.
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