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Jason

@hashrocket.bsky.social
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Dog lover, reader, backpacker, nerd. Part of the glue that holds California’s Central Valley together.

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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
hashrocket.substack.com/p/if-your-sy... #programming
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If Your System Can’t Explain Itself, You Don’t Own It
The dashboard is green.
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Jen🇺🇸🏴‍☠️ @jen.sheshed.rocks · 29/10/2025
You don’t fuck with people’s food... 🖕🏻 "The Democrats are getting killed on the shutdown because we're closing up programs that are Democrat programs that we were opposed to. “ 😡🖕🏻 "Republican programs" would not be terminated. —Trump Oct. 14, 2025 #SheShed
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Can I walk around naked in front of it? Cause I can tell you an in person housekeeper does not appreciate it at all.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It’s like he was getting dressed in the mirror and asked himself, “hmm, does this make me look too evil, or just evil enough?”
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/08/2025
Whew! Sen. Susan Collins should be “very concerned” She showed up as the main guest at a ribbon-cutting in Searsport, Maine. It backfired. The crowd was not happy to have her: “Shame. Shame. Shame.”
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I’ve seen undercover cops that look more like cops than this guy does.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
At what point did you start loving it again? I got fed up when they were in the rv driving in circles before Negan showed up with his bat. It drove me crazy. I quit watching at the season finale.
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's campaign office was vandalized with red paint overnight in New York City.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Absolutely!
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This early 90s pizza advert from America is horrifying. No matter where you *think* it's going, you're wrong...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This administration is now deliberately targeting our own most vulnerable children to score political points with its base.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/04/2025
Bill Owens, executive producer of 60 Minutes, resigned last week. A wow moment — and not in a good way. Warning: journalistic integrity at this respected institution is under threat. Why? Paramount (60 Minutes’ parent company) is scrambling to finalize a merger — a deal needing Trump’s approval.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
worth every second
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/03/2025
Wisconsin—ignore the polls & get your ass to the voting booth on Tuesday. Elon Musk is dumping millions to turn out a group that usually stays home—voters that the pollsters didn’t account for. Don’t let the richest man on Earth buy your state to serve his own interests. Show up and shut him down.👀
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Mood
A picture of an ape man maybe Sasquatch or Bigfoot sitting next to a lake looking very annoyed with the whole situation smoking a cigarette it’s probably a joint
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I didn’t read about that in atomic habits. 🤬
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
“Ice cream is good for you” is a scientifically proven fact that keeps making scientists mad because they can’t figure out why, so I think you should endeavor to help them with the research. Please don’t let my professional bias keep you from this important work.
An upside ice cream cone in a compostable cup held in front of an intersection. There’s a whit car out of focus just behind the ice cream. There’s cone has been dipped in fluff and toasted with a blowtorch. A hand is holding the ice cream.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/02/2025
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Oh my gosh. I remember that commercial on Saturday mornings.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
He got his best friend killed by his own arrogance.
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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 23/02/2025
#wizardposting
Four small wizards have congregated near a dirt track in a desert landscape. Caption: It wouldn't be long now. The wind picked up, carrying dust and tumbleweeds. Clouds darkened, and the little band of wizards waited in the desert for the arrival of Joey's mom, who he had promised would bring them snacks.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Like Tom Cruise in Top Gun? Objectively a reckless pilot and a murderer who kept getting promoted and sent to top gun cause he’s got and the really qualified pilot dropped out.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This is what mine looks at on first launch
Google mapsApple Maps
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/02/2025
they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Every time I look at the news thinking it can’t get worse today somehow it does and it’s time to take another shot.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Same. I just wonder if my liver will survive four years of day drinking until we get through this.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Same. I live in the Sacramento Valley and my mom asked me how close the fires in LA were to me.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/02/2025
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
In further efforts to reduce inflation and bring down the cost of eggs, the Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of America and Mount Denali is now Mount McKinley. I can feel the inflation going down already. 🤬 www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/u...
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Interior Department Says Gulf of Mexico Is Now ‘Gulf of America’
Trump also renamed Denali, North America’s tallest peak, as Mount McKinley, despite objections from Alaska’s senators.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
How can you sign an executive order to do anything before you’re even president? I mean I get it, he’s senile and thinks he can, but it wouldn’t have any effect because that asshole doesn’t have any authority before he takes office officially.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Born in the 70s and grew up in the south. Saying sir and ma’am is just part of the dna. I do it to everyone all the time and haven’t lived in that part of the world for 30 years 😆.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Should I be concerned when my bar can’t spell Moscow Mule?
Bar menu with Moscow Mule misspelled.
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I only use instagram to keep up with what food trucks are at the local breweries we go to and what venues are doing swing dance during the week that we frequent.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
You got to make it for a limited time only and then the design goes back in the vault. Build up that FOMO to increase sales.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
They follow a pattern. Conventionally pretty female with about 3 photos in their timeline that is less than a week old who follows several thousand people and usually has less than 15 followers. As soon as I see one follow me I immediately block them.
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Happy Jack @happycraycray.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
He skipped an additional few stress levels but even knowing all that, I wouldn't change it for anything
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
You’re doing the lord’s work.
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Anthony Iannaccio @mrtonynacho.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Mister Rogers never misses
You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful 

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodThan any computer could ever be. You know why?

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodYou’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine.

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodHuman beings are far more wonderful than machines.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
We’re now officially 500 years from this. youtu.be/O4U78n4WmVo?...
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Zager & Evans - In The Year 2525 - 2nd version (1969)
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
She was eliding over the word love like it was a dangerous spell. How you can’t say certain words in the mirror too many times. How you can’t say the name of ___.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I just get people wanting me convince me to join them on WhatsApp so they can convince me to buy bitcoin from a fake exchange. :/
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Courtney Love has aged pretty hard…
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Just some giant mushrooms hanging out in the park by our house.
A photo of two big mushrooms. A photo of two big mushrooms.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Not gonna lie, if you’re going to go out that’s the way to do it. Go guns blazing.
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Jason @hashrocket.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Damn that was savage.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
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