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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Apparently I'm now a racist because I don't care for Kendrick Lamar.

Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Hey #RecoveryPosse I'm a day late as usual but I just hit 10 years yesterday and thought y'all should know that if an idiot like me can do it, so can you.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Pretty ballsy for IHoP to air commercials here, in Waffle House country.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

In the middle of all this anger and negativity on social media, I'd just like to let y'all know that I still have my 5 star Uber passenger rating.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Here's a reminder that my congressperson Nancy Mace was a DEI admission as the first woman to graduate from The Citadel.

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

If you’re in line to climb a grease pole, stay in line

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I'm happy as a clam that the #Eagles are going to the Super Bowl but can I get the cherry on top Brandon Graham healthy for the game? #GoBirds

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

APPARENTLY my celebrity “get out of jail free card” can’t be the local weather girl just because she’s not famous enough and also lives in our neighborhood

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

This is the worst Waffle House ever

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Broke down and brought our outside feral cat in because of the cold. The inside cats are NOT taking this well. Picture added for the #cattax

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

It's princess day at my local minor league hockey game so I guess @emmascott.us is probably here too.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

I took an almost 2 week break from social media and I feel great! I learned that I have a wife, her name is Jenn and she has a list of things to work on around the house...

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Haven't smelled it in almost 10 years though... 🤣

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

The war on Christmas was fought and won already.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I can't believe I have to go to separate huts for pizza and sunglasses.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

It's funny how my tastes change as I get older. I used to hate brussel sprouts but now I hate people.

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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Got icing on my face from Christmas baking. Call that bu-cookie

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys! It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming for the North Pole!

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Your secrets are safe with me, I probably wasn't even listening.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

The secret to youth is to convert your age into Celsius.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

So do cast iron pans go on the top or bottom shelf of the dishwasher?

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Y'all have posts with hundreds of likes. I have hundreds of posts with ones of likes.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

It took me a long time to escape that and I do what it takes to steer clear of that path. #odaat

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Looks like Bryce Young has had a case of the McNabbs

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

The Eagles sure do play down to their competition every week and it's maddening.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I liked your stupid post. You owe me.

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CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Shootings will continue until morale improves

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I'm a little early, but I think I found my Halloween costume...

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I don't go camping but I have fallen asleep without the TV on so I get it.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Pick a movie, keep one actor, the rest are muppets: Jaws Richard Dreyfuss

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

one of my life hacks for avoiding assassination is not enriching myself through the ruination and enfeeblement of millions of people. So far so good!

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

You mean today? The day of my Spotify Unwrapped?

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ˝Hey, wanna get out of here?˝ If she says yes, you can sit where she was.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Remember how good everything was when Harrison Ford was president? Those were good times.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

It’s a bit nipply out there. Get yourself an xtra lg ice coffee. Put on some REO Speedwagon. Run over a few trash barrels whatever it takes

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Seriously, I am only one crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

This hit me right in the feels

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The Dejean jersey has been ordered

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I don't have a vacation home but I do have more than 1 email address.

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Hartattack @hartattack.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

On Krypton, insurance companies don't cover acts of Zod. Sorry, I'm a comic book nerd.

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