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Christopher Harris

@harrisfootball.com
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I write novels. Also, I have a popular football podcast and if you like that sort of thing you might try it. www.HarrisFootball.com

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 2h
"I'm gonna stop talking," --Jason Kelce
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 2h
Yacht Club subscribers ($5/month) get a livestream with me at noon ET (in an hour) plus a bonus podcast on Wednesdays with @andybehrens.bsky.social. Subscribe here: harrisfootball.supportingcast.fm
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 3h
sideline reporter quoting Jalen Hurts about a home run he hit when he was 10 is new levels of "please allow a.i. to replace my job."
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 22h
One coach in one of these beheadings actually let slip the team’s scorn, keeping his voice neutral: “I had the equipment staff sneak into the room late at night just to check and make sure, but it turns out you ain’t actually been playing in cleats made outta concrete. Got to admit I was surprised.” Now he’s in his fourth organization.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 4h
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Pound Foolish
Part locker room chronicle, part neo-noir, all American: Pound Foolish tackles a season-in-the-life of a pro football team that has a serial killer in its midst.Someone is murdering women in the orbit...
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 4h
	“We used to have a dude like you.”
	“…”
	“We called him Sunny Day. You know why?”
	“Where’s the head man at?”
	“Oh, he don’t bother with dudes like you.”
	“…”
	“Right, you think you good. You got that contract, you think you’re all set.”
	“Man, I know I’m good.”
	“Six games.”
	“Come on, man.”
	“We called him Sunny Day ’cuz he only made it out there, like, every so often. This was over in Pittsburgh. Only get a few sunny days a year in Pittsburgh.”
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026
Our W5 DK contest -- it's $5 to enter, no strings, all the entry dollars go back to the winners...it's just for fun: www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...
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J @arthurdeodat.bsky.social · 13h
Run a book by adding a word: Quarter Pound Foolish cc: @harrisfootball.com
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 22h
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Pound Foolish
Part locker room chronicle, part neo-noir, all American: Pound Foolish tackles a season-in-the-life of a pro football team that has a serial killer in its midst.Someone is murdering women in the orbit...
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 22h
One coach in one of these beheadings actually let slip the team’s scorn, keeping his voice neutral: “I had the equipment staff sneak into the room late at night just to check and make sure, but it turns out you ain’t actually been playing in cleats made outta concrete. Got to admit I was surprised.” Now he’s in his fourth organization.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 10/10/2026
also trading for marvin harrison so....
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Monti Ossenfort, when asked why he’s asking for a second-round pick ”plus more” for someone playing like Slow Mack Hollins:
did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026
A big TRADE podcast for a Friday... 💥 Cousin Josh joins and we each nominate FIVE players we'd consider trading away at the right price... ...plus I'll do a deep dive into the SPRINTER SOLDIER Bucky Irving's big Thursday night ...and we'll survey W5 injury news! (link is 👇)
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Trade Alert
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026
Funny dude, nice guy, used to nod off watching games next to me in the war room, always had the ring:
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026
harrisfootball.com
Podcast
Harris Football is your fantasy football weapon. We ignore the box score and watch game film. Draft strategies, stats and 2026 guide form Harris Football. Draft better. Manage smarter. Win.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026
A big TRADE podcast for a Friday... 💥 Cousin Josh joins and we each nominate FIVE players we'd consider trading away at the right price... ...plus I'll do a deep dive into the SPRINTER SOLDIER Bucky Irving's big Thursday night ...and we'll survey W5 injury news! (link is 👇)
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Trade Alert
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026
💵🔑 🏁
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026
Ban-Todd-Bowles-From-Boarding-The-Team-Plane Challenge (easy)
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026
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Horse Hagerty Stats, Height, Weight, Position, Draft, College | Pro-Football-Reference.com
Checkout the latest stats for Horse Hagerty. Get info about his position, age, height, weight, college, draft, and more on Pro-football-reference.com.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/10/2026
A great THURSDAY podcast ready for your 👂🔔 🏈 @pianow.bsky.social on Week 5 start/sit 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W5 DraftKings DFS 🏈 A snarkbag of listener hilarity 🏈 An a capella mixtape Don't miss it! It's fun! (link is 👇)
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Jimmy Fallon & Kevin Spacey Sing 'Talk Dirty' Barbershop
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Always a good time talking to Chris.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/10/2026
harrisfootball.com
Podcast
Harris Football is your fantasy football weapon. We ignore the box score and watch game film. Draft strategies, stats and 2026 guide form Harris Football. Draft better. Manage smarter. Win.
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J @arthurdeodat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What you're missing out on by not subscribing to the Yacht Club podcast from @harrisfootball.com and @andybehrens.bsky.social
"I got 99 problems but Omario ain't one" with Andy Behrens' face poorly photoshopped over Jay-Z's
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/10/2026
A great THURSDAY podcast ready for your 👂🔔 🏈 @pianow.bsky.social on Week 5 start/sit 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W5 DraftKings DFS 🏈 A snarkbag of listener hilarity 🏈 An a capella mixtape Don't miss it! It's fun! (link is 👇)
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Jimmy Fallon & Kevin Spacey Sing 'Talk Dirty' Barbershop
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026
Our W5 DK contest -- it's $5 to enter, no strings, all the entry dollars go back to the winners...it's just for fun: www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026
He doesn't believe this nonsense. I said it on the show this week -- the less you consume ESPN poison in its many forms, the happier you will be. (I worked there 8 years, it is very different now.) You'll be amazed how much better your experience with sports is if you excise ESPN where you can.
Two times when Stephen A. Smith went on and on about his own mental health struggles.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026
It's a Wednesday YACHT CLUB episode with @andybehrens.bsky.social ... ... subscribers get to hear our Week 5 thoughts on Brissett, Daniels, Shipley, Keon Coleman, Dohnte Meyers and more ... and Andy offers up FIVE PLAYERS TO TRADE AWAY (learn how to subscribe 👇)
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Man on Yacht: King of the World
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026
harrisfootball.supportingcast.fm
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026
It's a Wednesday YACHT CLUB episode with @andybehrens.bsky.social ... ... subscribers get to hear our Week 5 thoughts on Brissett, Daniels, Shipley, Keon Coleman, Dohnte Meyers and more ... and Andy offers up FIVE PLAYERS TO TRADE AWAY (learn how to subscribe 👇)
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Man on Yacht: King of the World
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026
The Silliest Things We Saw in the NFL in Week 4:
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The NFL Has NEVER Started A Game Like This Before The Silliest Thing I Saw Week 4
YouTube video by Harris Football
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026
The Silliest Things We Saw in the NFL in Week 4:
youtube.com
The NFL Has NEVER Started A Game Like This Before The Silliest Thing I Saw Week 4
YouTube video by Harris Football
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026
doing w5 ranks just making sure it's okay with all of you that i list 7 wrs and then 30 blank spots and then everyone else?
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026
TUESDAY podcast is ready to go! We've got a waiver wire with @peteroverzet.bsky.social! And film review from the rest of the Week 4 action... ...go beyond the box score -- get smarter and manage those fantasy teams for Week 5! (link is 👇)
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Keon Coleman Cookie
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026
harrisfootball.com
Podcast
Harris Football is your fantasy football weapon. We ignore the box score and watch game film. Draft strategies, stats and 2026 guide form Harris Football. Draft better. Manage smarter. Win.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026
TUESDAY podcast is ready to go! We've got a waiver wire with @peteroverzet.bsky.social! And film review from the rest of the Week 4 action... ...go beyond the box score -- get smarter and manage those fantasy teams for Week 5! (link is 👇)
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Keon Coleman Cookie
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026
when you’re the president of burger king and have definitely eaten a chicken nugget before
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 05/10/2026
It's a big MONDAY podcast! It's all about: 🏈 ➕ 🎥 ➕ 🎙️ 🟰 😀 Let's review *NINE* of the Sunday games. Let's talk about what actually *happened*, not just the numbers...we have watched 'em, and we'll talk about 'em! The great @mattharmon.bsky.social joins! Get it now! (link is 👇)
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Andy Daily: I Give It A Million Stars Review!
ALT: Andy Daily: I Give It A Million Stars Review!
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 05/10/2026
harrisfootball.com
Podcast
Harris Football is your fantasy football weapon. We ignore the box score and watch game film. Draft strategies, stats and 2026 guide form Harris Football. Draft better. Manage smarter. Win.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 05/10/2026
It's a big MONDAY podcast! It's all about: 🏈 ➕ 🎥 ➕ 🎙️ 🟰 😀 Let's review *NINE* of the Sunday games. Let's talk about what actually *happened*, not just the numbers...we have watched 'em, and we'll talk about 'em! The great @mattharmon.bsky.social joins! Get it now! (link is 👇)
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Andy Daily: I Give It A Million Stars Review!
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 04/10/2026
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Pound Foolish
Part locker room chronicle, part neo-noir, all American: Pound Foolish tackles a season-in-the-life of a pro football team that has a serial killer in its midst.Someone is murdering women in the orbit...
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 04/10/2026
"read Pound Foolish"
	They make him defend the indefensible. An owner’s racist emails leak. Another owner is accused of sexual assault. A team’s shady financial records are unsealed. An imprisoned mob boss tells incriminating stories about an owner’s son. Cheerleaders are harassed by management. Stadium developers pay off a city council. In these small hours…can’t he admit he hates it? God, he hates it. He’s a titan at the head of a trillion-dollar industry and his job is to ignore and deflect until the noise from fans and media becomes too loud, at which point he puffs himself up like an apex predator and pretends to wield punishment. And then sometimes the billionaires don’t accept the punishment, and he looks like an imbecile.
	They pretend he’s in charge. He’s a $60-million-a-year piñata.
	It’s hard being a worm.
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Commie, esq. @commieesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hashtag read pound foolish?
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 04/10/2026
Dan Quinn having a "clandestine" meeting with the CIA and FBI is 🧑‍🍳💋
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 04/10/2026
Austin Ekeler
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I'm In My Prime! Funny Old Man Quote
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 30/09/2026
Here's our W4 DraftKings DFS contest: $5 to enter, DK doesn't take a rake, even *they* know it's mostly for fun...but it *is* pretty fun! www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 04/10/2026
kismet!
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 04/10/2026
Rich Eisen in the studio, meaning he's not doing play-by-play this morning.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 03/10/2026
catch up on the pod! a great week! M - Jamey Eisenberg (film review) T - @allinkid.bsky.social (film review & waivers) W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (Yacht Club) (ranks & trades) Th - @dennycarter.bsky.social and @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social (ranks & DFS) F - Cousin Josh (trades)
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Podcast
Harris Football is your fantasy football weapon. We ignore the box score and watch game film. Draft strategies, stats and 2026 guide form Harris Football. Draft better. Manage smarter. Win.
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