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Kristopher T.

@harmlesschildren.bsky.social
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I'm a certified hood classic. Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire. Folsom lives. Letterboxd: boxd.it/cuDVp Pins and stickers: etsy.com/shop/HarmlessChildren

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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 1h
Angel will buy them up.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 3h
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 19h
Ummm...San Diego is homeport of the Pacific Fleet and one of the largest US Navy bases, idiot.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 20h
Well, he works in the film industry and they make popcorn buckets for just about every movie now, so it would be silly to think he didn't anticipate it.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't fucking believe this...
npr.org
People are asking ChatGPT to help them decide how to vote in the midterms
Voters are already voting in the midterms. This year, some voters are trying something new to get ready for the election: asking AI to help research their ballot and even decide who to vote for.
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San Diego Humane Society @sdhumane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Masked, mischievous and MARVELOUS — raccoons have got us seeing hearts around here! So friends, please take a moment — just a quick pause — to revel in the glory of these adorable critters!
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
& now the plague is back…
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll max out my AMC A-List passes on 4 Digger tickets each week for the next month. I can't live in a world where Tom Cruise is sad.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The song "Rhythm of the Night" by DeBarge. As a wittle kid, I had no idea what rhythm was. I thought it was a monster that came out at night.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every election is the "most important election ever."
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who wore it better... Paris or Tina?
Paris Hilton at the 2026 VMAs.Tina Turner in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you legally obligated to put a carrot made out of icing on a carrot cake at all times?
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was going to be a home run. Fucking Milwuakee. #lfgsd
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope they kiss.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Sheamus's Powerful Brogue Kick in WWE
Alt: Sheamus trying to kickstart his heart.
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Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How a 100°+ October Day in LA feels like:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You Can See Everything (2026)
@ericallenhatch

Nathan Fielder photoshopped into the bear blowjob scene from The Shining
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss MySpace surveys! Cooking: Sure Whistle: Yep Draw: I doodle Paint: Nah Swim: Yes English: Sí Dance: I skank Sing: Not well, but I put on a good show Drive: Yes Gifting: I am *THE* best Write: Yeah Guitar: Not at all Speaking: Surprisingly, yes Backyard wrestling: Retired as a world champion
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you die they tell you who let the dogs out
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The Mix @themixjazz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Braves - Dodgers. I hope everyone loses Padres - Brewers. I hope everyone wins and has fun
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ever wonder why people didn’t smile in old photographs? The answer may surprise you: gty.art/3PtD5QD
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy woulda never done this to us...
90's Packard Bell PC.
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Scaremy Brown @thatjbrown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone is talking about Dunesday on December 18th, but no one is talking about Street Fighter/Whalefall on October 16th
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God's not real, but that's my mother fucking pope!
yahoo.com
Pope Leo XIV is not a fan of AI-generated art
"There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others," the pope ...
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God damn, every Halloween film other than the first one is bad. #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky #halloween
I just watched Halloween II, 4, 5  and 6 and they all sucked.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 01/10/2026
"An ambulance was seen arriving at the prison where Pike was to be executed and then leaving. Medical aid was being administered, according to online federal court records." The utter absurdity of the state trying twice to kill someone and then calling an ambulance. We must end the death penalty.
nbcnews.com
Tennessee inmate still alive after being administered two lethal injections, her lawyer says
Christa Pike, 50, was 18 when she murdered a classmate. She would be the first woman the state has executed in more than 200 years.
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 01/10/2026
The Death Riders. ❤️ #AEWDynamite
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING 😭😭😭 #AEWDynamite
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 01/10/2026
The most beautiful tribute video package AEW has ever done, with closing shots with the Death Riders. AEW is something very special, and PAC was everything that AEW should be, can be, and always should be. “Until we meet again.” #AEWDynamite
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How else can Bryan Danielson pay tribute to the legacy of PAC then by putting the boots on for one more night #AEWDynamite is live with our tribute to PAC on TBS and HBO Max
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agreeance! #lfgsd
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtube.com
When Your Dog Understands Human Language 😂
YouTube video by JessPooDoo
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Pac tribute shirt rules! shopaew.com/en-us/produc...
Pac tribute shirt from Shop AEW.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm on my way to Mordor!
Got a ticket to see all three extended edition Lord of the Rings films at the Frida Cinema in November.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Murder of a living, breathing human being is ALWAYS wrong.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs October 1st
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula. 🦇
Geena Davis in Transylvania 6-5000.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He took out a cameraman and Big Cass' push in one fell swoop.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can *anyone* just sign a document to change the name of something?
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And Trump arrested all of them.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd prefer we were all Alive Riders.
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marina Shafir shares emotional statement on the heartbreaking news of Pac's passing. #AEW
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.
Small child in red flannel and blue jeans standing next to PAC with long hair, wearing black AEW hoodie and shorts. Both are wearing facemasks.Nolie met PAC at a Dynamite, when AEW was still doing preshow meet and greets.

They both looked each other up and down. Then PAC stoically says “How is your day, little child?”.

When it was picture time, he plainly said “Stand with me in battle” to Nolie. 

It was perfect.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States.
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Warren Hayes @mrwarrenhayes.show · 28/09/2026
This was PAC's last tweet
A picture of Andy "The Butcher" Williams and PAC
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