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Kristopher T.

@harmlesschildren.bsky.social
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I'm a certified hood classic. Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire. Folsom lives. Letterboxd: boxd.it/cuDVp Pins and stickers: etsy.com/shop/HarmlessChildren

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 9h
"An ambulance was seen arriving at the prison where Pike was to be executed and then leaving. Medical aid was being administered, according to online federal court records." The utter absurdity of the state trying twice to kill someone and then calling an ambulance. We must end the death penalty.
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Tennessee inmate still alive after being administered two lethal injections, her lawyer says
Christa Pike, 50, was 18 when she murdered a classmate. She would be the first woman the state has executed in more than 200 years.
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 11h
The Death Riders. ❤️ #AEWDynamite
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 12h
I’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING 😭😭😭 #AEWDynamite
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 11h
The most beautiful tribute video package AEW has ever done, with closing shots with the Death Riders. AEW is something very special, and PAC was everything that AEW should be, can be, and always should be. “Until we meet again.” #AEWDynamite
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 12h
How else can Bryan Danielson pay tribute to the legacy of PAC then by putting the boots on for one more night #AEWDynamite is live with our tribute to PAC on TBS and HBO Max
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 8h
Agreeance! #lfgsd
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 14h
This Pac tribute shirt rules! shopaew.com/en-us/produc...
Pac tribute shirt from Shop AEW.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 15h
I'm on my way to Mordor!
Got a ticket to see all three extended edition Lord of the Rings films at the Frida Cinema in November.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 15h
Murder of a living, breathing human being is ALWAYS wrong.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 15h
September 30th vs October 1st
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula. 🦇
Geena Davis in Transylvania 6-5000.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can *anyone* just sign a document to change the name of something?
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marina Shafir shares emotional statement on the heartbreaking news of Pac's passing. #AEW
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.
Small child in red flannel and blue jeans standing next to PAC with long hair, wearing black AEW hoodie and shorts. Both are wearing facemasks.Nolie met PAC at a Dynamite, when AEW was still doing preshow meet and greets.

They both looked each other up and down. Then PAC stoically says “How is your day, little child?”.

When it was picture time, he plainly said “Stand with me in battle” to Nolie. 

It was perfect.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States.
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Warren Hayes @mrwarrenhayes.show · 28/09/2026
This was PAC's last tweet
A picture of Andy "The Butcher" Williams and PAC
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow Madonna's 87-year-old crotch returned.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow. I simply cannot believe this. The dude just wrestled yesterday! R.I.P. Pac
The Bastard Pac.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God damn, Joe Burrow.
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Liv Sexy NJ @livsexynj.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Y’all need to be stopped!
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marisa @marmang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this is not a San Diego Saturday then I do not know what is.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't care if you're too cool now and think it's not funny anymore. I always get excited when SNL comes back.
static.klipy.com
Yes You Are Correct
Alt: Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon on SNL.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You're either a spaghetti on a plate person, or a spaghetti in a bowl person, and one of you is absolutely wrong.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026
How can there be a Star Wars 10 when there was no Star Wars 9
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wrestling rules.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wrestling is fun.
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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is the AI boom going well when I see a guy at the next table of this Santa Monica cafe wearing a t-shirt that says: DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT AI OR I WILL KILL MYSELF
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How to I vote for "Watching reruns of Forensic Files in a Hotel" in that New York Times Top 100 TV thingy?
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Marisa Berenson in Barry Lyndon.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky #halloween #hashbrowns It's really an accomplishment that every sequel to Halloween is so bad.
The last four movies I've watched - 2010, and Halloween 2, 4, and 5.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's official, I can't stand kids named Aiden.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Recent Bluesky search:

marionette condoms
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gremlins 3, huh? Are we finally gonna get to see this one's tits, or what?
The girl gremlin from Gremlins 2 lookin' hot as fuck.
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And another thing, “Gremlins” without Joe Dante at the helm is stupid. Stupid, stupid stuff.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kermit is real. We all miss Jim Henson.
youtu.be
Sesame Street: Kermit and Joey Say the Alphabet
YouTube video by Sesame Street
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chill guy on the left, total fucking weirdo on the right.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Five years without the mighty Caspers. Hopefully he's having a great nap right now. April 12, 2008 - September 23, 2021
Caspers aka Binkers
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AEW fans always come through.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This fool's gonna die in prison.
apnews.com
Harvey Weinstein is sentenced to 15 years in prison for 2006 sexual assault
Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for sexually assaulting a woman in New York in 2006.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dr. Loomis was such an asshole!
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I ask you "what time do you wanna meet up?", don't respond with multiple questions that in no way answer or even address my original question. Just give me a god damn time.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do a Kubrick stare every time I ask for light sour cream at Chipotle and they scoop a god damn pound of it on my tacos.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got the flu shot a week and a half ago and today I found out I have the flu. Yay. I feel like death. All I want is some really good chicken noodle soup and to rent 3 movies from a video store and I can't do either of those things.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tampa Bay looks absolutely stunning in their new road uniforms. These are such a massive upgrade over their previous super generic uniforms. #fucktheyankees
Tampa Bay Rays in their new road uniforms.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ahh, I love everything about this article from November 1999...Real journalism, folks!
An article about how awesome Candystand dot com is, written contemporaneously
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