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Kristopher T.

@harmlesschildren.bsky.social
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I'm a certified hood classic. Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire. Folsom lives. Letterboxd: boxd.it/cuDVp Pins and stickers: etsy.com/shop/HarmlessChildren

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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wow. Tripod is gone. My backyard wrestling page that has been up for about 25 years (no joke) is finally gone. It's the end of an era.
Tripod website is down.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What?! No!
Mike Ditka in his iconic Chicago Bears sweater vest.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle...
A boy and a girl attempt to escape a bank robbery on Pogo Balls.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I am the arm."
The Man from Another Place in Twin Peaks.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky...
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I did the nine albums thing because I am a follower. I have a thing for black and white album covers. my9albums.org
Nine of my favorite albums.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every election is the "most important election ever."
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who wore it better... Paris or Tina?
Paris Hilton at the 2026 VMAs.Tina Turner in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy woulda never done this to us...
90's Packard Bell PC.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God damn, every Halloween film other than the first one is bad. #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky #halloween
I just watched Halloween II, 4, 5  and 6 and they all sucked.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Pac tribute shirt rules! shopaew.com/en-us/produc...
Pac tribute shirt from Shop AEW.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm on my way to Mordor!
Got a ticket to see all three extended edition Lord of the Rings films at the Frida Cinema in November.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs October 1st
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula. 🦇
Geena Davis in Transylvania 6-5000.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow. I simply cannot believe this. The dude just wrestled yesterday! R.I.P. Pac
The Bastard Pac.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Movie poster for Lady in White.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Marisa Berenson in Barry Lyndon.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky #halloween #hashbrowns It's really an accomplishment that every sequel to Halloween is so bad.
The last four movies I've watched - 2010, and Halloween 2, 4, and 5.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Recent Bluesky search:

marionette condoms
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gremlins 3, huh? Are we finally gonna get to see this one's tits, or what?
The girl gremlin from Gremlins 2 lookin' hot as fuck.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chill guy on the left, total fucking weirdo on the right.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Five years without the mighty Caspers. Hopefully he's having a great nap right now. April 12, 2008 - September 23, 2021
Caspers aka Binkers
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dr. Loomis was such an asshole!
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tampa Bay looks absolutely stunning in their new road uniforms. These are such a massive upgrade over their previous super generic uniforms. #fucktheyankees
Tampa Bay Rays in their new road uniforms.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 10 favorite TV shows of the 21st century.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Milicent Patrick, the artist responsible for the Gillman from The Creature From the Black Lagoon.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I'M GOING TO HEAR FROM HERE I KNOW."
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and Resident Evil double feature made sense to me. All of these were seen in a theater. I have a pretty good run going of 9 movies in a row in a theater. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #filmsky
The last 4 movies I've watched - Resident Evil, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Practical Magic 2, and The Faculty.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a time to be alive... Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and The Passion of the Christ playing next door at the same time in 2026. #iknowyouarebutwhatami #thesonofgod #filmsky
Pee-Wee and Jesus playing together in 2026.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss Folsom snoring.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: 2Gether will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
2gether, the greatest boy band of all time.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can an amusement park finally make the Regal Cinemas roller coaster an actual thing already? I would ride the shit outta this thing and I'm a baby who freaks out on the Goofy's Sky School.
The Regal Cinemas roller coaster is about to take off.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bebe Neuwirth in The Faculty is still a fox!
Bebe Neuwirth as Principal Drake in The Faculty.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More special screenings need to include a cool patch. @fangoria.bsky.social
Fangoris Staff Picks patch given out at today's screening of The Faculty.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I used to make my own wallpapers and rotate them out on a weekly basis. And I had to match the Windows color scheme to the wallpaper each time.
"15 year old me would be absolutely appalled at how little 35 year old me cares about my computer's wallpaper."
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At this point in the season, my Beloved Bengals are currently on pace to go 17 - 0 and win the Super Bowl. Just so you know. #whodey #rulethejungle
The Bengals celebrate after scoring a touchdown against the Bucs.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This sounds heavenly... The absolute best time of the year to watch The Lord of the Rings is during the holidays. #filmsky @thefridacinema.org
The Lord of The Rings extended edition marathon coming soon to Frida Cinema.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#birdoftheday #birdsofbluesky #birds
Dee, who is a bird, shoving food in her bitch mouth.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saw a Kids tattoo today. Never thought I would see the day. The guy looked like he just got off a golf course. Not at all the type I would suspect to have a Kids tattoo. The world continues to surprise.
This dude has a tattoo of the font from Kids.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Punch card with different formats to see The Odyssey.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Damn you, Bluesky! Now I have to wait 100 years to do this again!
Fuck 9:12.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9:11 on 9/11.
9:11 on 9/11.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky All were watched in a theater, the way movies are supposed to be watched. (And where they have A/C - damn, it's been hot!)
The last 4 films I've watched - Star Trek II, The Odyssey, Star Trek IV, and Buddy.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@breadwaterprints.bsky.social rules! Happy September 11th!
T-shirt with "I lived through 9/11 and the subsequent abuses of power and all I got was this lousy surveillance state" on the front.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cristin Milioti (hubba hubba) has become a nurse before she faces off a killer costumed unicorn in Buddy.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm seated and ready to watch the Star Trek film where Spock fucks a whale! Happy 60th anniversay! #filmsky #startrek #spock #whalefucking #somehowheartbreakfeelsgoodinplacelikethis
Spock trying to get to first base with a whale.
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Kristopher T. @harmlesschildren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Rocky and Ivan touch gloves before they fight to break up the USSR into smaller, independent nations.
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