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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1h

They have nothing to run on, so they just attack Talarico. The “6 genders” thing is old.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 5h

The first three Spider-Man movies get a pass. Not my thing but not a red flag in the same way as the universe films.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 5h

You’re telling me they could put a sticker with corrected ingredients on the bottles?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 5h

You get Blade and the first X-Men movie. Maybe Ghost Rider. Nothing post 2008.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11h

Cute couples costume: One of you dresses as a leopard, and the other as a guy with his face eaten off.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 11h

When you pick a number way too high on the “Which bacon are you” quiz.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 11h

Not apropos of anything, but if you have multiple “homes”, only one of them is actually your home. The rest are extravagance.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 22h

My fiancé is re-watching supernatural and has not told me about season 11. How dare she!

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 23h

Tom’s Diner Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I do like Hatch brand, but I’m never sure what brands are national and what are regional.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just saw that today! Might even have shared it as a bookmark to make. Looks amazing.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Old El Paso-ass, and other terms I need to work into my culinary reviews.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

BRB, getting my Gregorian chant cd out of storage.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Surely not firm cubes tho. Shredded or softer, either one would be better. And of course they used old El Paso-ass hard corn tortillas, such is their commitment to authenticity.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Eh, maybe an abandoned shopping mall. Start small and we’ll work up to nuclear plant as a climax.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Having used a food bank before, getting food at all is a good primary goal that’s not always obtained. Culturally appropriateness and sustainability are secondary goals. So I kinda get it. But also, I suspect the councillor knows that, how does the redditor not get that? Oh, yeah, Reddit.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

FB reel about “Paw & Order: Special Kittens unit” got me thinking which L&O character is my cat. I’m thinking Captain Donald Cragen - he’s tough and loyal.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So, I shared that pic of hatchback Jesus and made a joke about adding a penis. So now my FB ads: Anyways … why would you need three? One each for the whole gang?

Text from a Facebook ad saying buy three get 20% off. By a company called “realdick”

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember when Google dropped the “don’t be evil” motto they had. This guy.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These god forsaken Christians must be stopped. Unrelated, anyone got a spare inflatable penis from a hen-do?

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026

an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

FedEx is really sleeping on the pillows I ordered.

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Doug Bayne @rattleplank.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

He died surrounded by loved ones, assuming he loved wolves.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Are you two dating yet? I’ve seen LTRs started on less.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Especially not in Rockford, perhaps the most depressing city in the Midwest.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“You guys wanna hear a short […] (1/xx)” I might pass.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stand in the distant background, always watching, always judging. At least a few of those shots will have to have you in them.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trotskyists have tacos for lunch, Marxists do that vegan shizz.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m a Trotskyist in the sense that I believe everyone should be exiled to Mexico and then killed.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I went to track a package via FedEx and saw this warning. For reference here’s the weather in the area.

text from the FedEx website : Heat advisory: there are extreme temperatures in your area. If you are not home to retrieve your package when it is delivered, we can hold your package for free at a nearby FedEx location.

Local weather screenshotted from my Apple phone. Today is in the 60s and the weather for this entire week ranges from 55 to about 75.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Went out after work tonight. 7 beers. Blood sugar 164 and BP 170/95. Note to self: don’t do that.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Here’s where the rubber hits the road. I just asked my fiancé, who’s a very hard rock oriented person, If she wants to see Carly Rae Jepsen this may in Austin.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you want to get into asphyxiation play but you’re only a beginner.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not to mention I’m getting these calls at 11:36 when I’m three deep.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My coworker got arrested just now per my Sil. Which means I might have to work tomorrow. Ugh.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You’d think the artist would get that guy in front of him to move to the side a bit.

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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

THE WARRIORS is a real moviemaker's movie: it has in visual terms the kind of impact that "Rock Around the Clock" did behind the titles of BLACKBOARD JUNGLE. THE WARRIORS is like visual rock. (1979)

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Evidently Roku means “six”. That’s sort of anti-climatic.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dip a big coffee mug in the soup and drink it directly out of the mug around the water cooler. Go full evil.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Get the anti-Trump spice mixes. Those are probably collectible.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So, so now carry Roku gin, but I have to wonder, which came first, the gin or the streaming service, and why???

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I almost NEVER go back and rewatch TV, but Police Squad! is the one exception. I should watch it again this weekend lol.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I still find it somewhat flabbergasting I haven’t had a significantly difficult time meeting reasonable quality women since my wife passed. I’m a fucking dweeb, WTAH?

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