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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 3h

May the two of you be as happy as this guy in the back of your photo:

Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 7h

Why is it? There’s all these companies that make custom T-shirts and yet you can’t customize this shirt with your own thing you like. Instead of boobs, why not feet? Popping balloons? Floor tiles?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Googled 5 word song titles for jokes and boy is their AI right on it:

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Also, you can create your own details! “Disappeared for 36 hours in the Bermuda Triangle” “Uses XXL condoms” “Says “Yello!” When answering phone” “Can communicate with corn”

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

She rode off into space leaving us here to suffer.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just in case you thought there was no censorship on Bluesky.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

To be fair, Ivanka is a little more in this area of his brain:

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Without Google, guess what this product is:

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Note to self: no longer use “dakini” to refer to AI slop pics of Dak Prescott in a bikini. It’s offensive.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They have nothing to run on, so they just attack Talarico. The “6 genders” thing is old.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

FB reel about “Paw & Order: Special Kittens unit” got me thinking which L&O character is my cat. I’m thinking Captain Donald Cragen - he’s tough and loyal.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So, I shared that pic of hatchback Jesus and made a joke about adding a penis. So now my FB ads: Anyways … why would you need three? One each for the whole gang?

Text from a Facebook ad saying buy three get 20% off. By a company called “realdick”

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These god forsaken Christians must be stopped. Unrelated, anyone got a spare inflatable penis from a hen-do?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I went to track a package via FedEx and saw this warning. For reference here’s the weather in the area.

text from the FedEx website : Heat advisory: there are extreme temperatures in your area. If you are not home to retrieve your package when it is delivered, we can hold your package for free at a nearby FedEx location.

Local weather screenshotted from my Apple phone. Today is in the 60s and the weather for this entire week ranges from 55 to about 75.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you want to get into asphyxiation play but you’re only a beginner.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So, so now carry Roku gin, but I have to wonder, which came first, the gin or the streaming service, and why???

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got an ad for this game the other day and thought of him.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sorry, but all guys named Josh are this guy until proven otherwise:

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just want to congratulate doge for removing the pool of blood from that image before uploading it to their main page.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want this shirt, but I’m also going to need a hat that says “ I’m not like other millennials, I’m in my 50s”

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We got this shelf talker that’s too large for how we merchandise Four Roses. I’m thinking maybe we can put it by our THC products?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh come on, how are you going to be a rock ‘n’ roll cover act called Hairball and not play the entirety of Look What The Cat Dragged In?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So, I have a senior, tomorrow is the painting of the A. My first question: who gets to paint the a-hole? A whole train of seniors? Also, that AI sucks. That’s not a mop! That’s yellow paint - they use white!

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Math Is Law Firm. Finally, legal advice I can get behind.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My women’s studies professor acquaintence shared this and I’m afraid to ask why and/or make a (not so) friendly finger joke.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The dentist in Fort Stockton is Dr Boon, which is very much better than Dr Bane. [Insert Batman universe joke here]

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saw this on threads and, good news republicans!, it’s Kash Patel approved!

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The movie has aged as I’ve gotten older and grown up, but the soundtrack still slaps.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

These are cats - if you see ducks, you are secretly in love with me.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

[Insert your own joke here, it’ll be funnier than mine]

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My likeness was used for karaoke. Peep the music.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ll counter argue, that this does not smack of LOW standards, but any standards at all. Any outfit outside of the context in which it is being worn is not a standard.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ok, but you still need to clarify: are you pro- or con- child trafficking? You sound like you’re trying to get us to buy a Subway franchise.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Even big brother is honoring the memory of Charlie Kirk.

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