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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 22h

Sorry, but all guys named Josh are this guy until proven otherwise:

Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 22h

I must confess, in 1993 I attended a Pacers game to see HOFer Reggie White. Or was it a Packers game to see HOFer Reggie Miller. Anyways, I apologize for being a real dirt bag.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 22h

To be fair, as a fan of the Wisconsin Badgers, we often refer to the fans of the Iowa Hawkeyes as “dirtbags”.

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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI

Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake. above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services. the question matching this image is: "How can I invest in my child's future?"

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 23h

I just want to congratulate doge for removing the pool of blood from that image before uploading it to their main page.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want this shirt, but I’m also going to need a hat that says “ I’m not like other millennials, I’m in my 50s”

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I got myself a set of new sheets. They’re fine, but I didn’t realize until I was putting them on my bed that they have a faint imprint of a Christmas tree pattern. Fuuuuug. On the bright side, I now know which side of the fitted sheet is the foot of the bed.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today I learned when Natasha Bedingfield sang “release your inhibitions” on Unwritten it was NOT about finishing during alone time. And I know that now. Sorry, Bob.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Taco Bell, but now with complimentary chips and salsa.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We got this shelf talker that’s too large for how we merchandise Four Roses. I’m thinking maybe we can put it by our THC products?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh come on, how are you going to be a rock ‘n’ roll cover act called Hairball and not play the entirety of Look What The Cat Dragged In?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So, I have a senior, tomorrow is the painting of the A. My first question: who gets to paint the a-hole? A whole train of seniors? Also, that AI sucks. That’s not a mop! That’s yellow paint - they use white!

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why is there wikifeet, but no other body parts “celebrated” in Wikipedia form? I want Wikinavel, dammit.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is anti-Texas propaganda! Just don’t bring chili with beans to a job interview. That’s an instant disqualification.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Math Is Law Firm. Finally, legal advice I can get behind.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Watching Taskmaster on Hulu and did I purchase the plan with extra ads??? JFC, I expect a few but this is ridiculous.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

To be fair, openly doing coke during the interview would at least tell me about the company culture.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i’m sorry, but if you bring a MAGAt - or any edgy right winger at all - to an orgy, you’re disqualified. it's not hard, people, and it should be rock hard.

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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have literally never heard of this candy. To be fair, I don’t get invited to a lot of bar/bat mitzvahs here in West TX.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mad Dog 20-20, grape flavor. I have taste AND I’m thrifty.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If nobody’s throwing their iced coffee at the people with whom they disagree, is it really a disagreement at all?

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We’ve all heard of Liquid IV, but hear me out: Gaseous IV.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My women’s studies professor acquaintence shared this and I’m afraid to ask why and/or make a (not so) friendly finger joke.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I liked both, but, by a landslide, Coyote Vs Acme >>> The Naked Gun (2025)

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Like churches, Bigfoot should pay taxes if he wants to participate in our political system.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/09/2026

This year, the winner of Fat Bear Week will come to your home and replace your smoke alarm batteries.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The dentist in Fort Stockton is Dr Boon, which is very much better than Dr Bane. [Insert Batman universe joke here]

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nowadays, they come with the alcohol already them. Any number of brands, but our store sells the Daily’s varieties.

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026

Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis

Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is probably been said before, but it bears repeating. When I die, I wanna be buried at a mini golf course under a windmill.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Drying *nice* pillows and they say to use tennis balls. Like, how many are we talking? One ball? A sleeve? Captain Kangaroo ping pong balls levels?

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Captain Kangaroo Juggling Balls

ALT: Captain Kangaroo Juggling Balls

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Better list: 1) sex toys ranked by their usability as dog toys OR 2) dog toys ranked by their usability as sex toys Yeah, you know what, um, my friend, let’s go with my friend, is talking about. And it’s disgusting.

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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

This is about High Potential but it could also apply to shows like Matlock, Elsbeth and RJ Decker. Networks seem insistent on adding serialized components to excellent procedurals. Stop doing that! People love cases of the week; they don’t always need another, bigger mystery to keep track of.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

After seeing all the ads for S2 of RJ Decker, I thought I’d give it a chance from the beginning. The mysteries are a little loosey goosey, but the acting is on point and the chemistry is good, despite some casting being suspect. I’m gonna finish S1 shortly, will check back.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

But it did happen, and we probably all know why.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saw this on threads and, good news republicans!, it’s Kash Patel approved!

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As a homeowner in the middle of nowhere, I realize in the BIG scheme of things these events are bad, but at this micro level, you knew what you were getting into.

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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction

ALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They just have new arrivals set down their own chair rather than paying someone to set them down beforehand.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Republicans just do not want to beat the charges they’re a bunch of pedos. Jesus.

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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me pointing to the TV the entire runtime of all 37 episodes and screaming at my date “that’s Neagley, from the world of Reacher”

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The movie has aged as I’ve gotten older and grown up, but the soundtrack still slaps.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Woohoo! Fight club! Why no, I haven’t read the rules yet…why?

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