Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nancy’s word salad answer to JoJo’s question was very Wicked Press Tour coded so on theme #scd #strictly 021
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why do they always have YouTubers filming on cameras from 2001 #scd #strictly 010
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Aljaz really is becoming Anton 2.0 isn’t he #scd #strictly 010
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I remember when I first watched Pretty Woman with a friend, I knew it was a man falling in love with a prostitute but I was very surprised that he actually books the prostitute. #scd #strictly 010
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Didn’t need Will doing a JD Vance impression for a minute there #scd #strictly 020
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Having Linguini (the human) and Remy (the rat) dance a waltz? Not beating the furry allegations, #strictly producers #scd 040
Reposted by VictoriaEllen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I do love how theme week costumes are either stunning or you did something to upset Vicky Gill and she’s letting the world know #Strictly 1195
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026God Delta is so gorgeous. I need her skincare routine. #scd #strictly 010
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I missed that this was a Couples Choice ( because it’s week 2 who would guess that!) and was still waiting for the dance to start when it ended #scd #strictly 060
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hannah is right, and so good at this round table, and she is also writing her own death warrant for tonight #celebritytraitors 0111
Reposted by VictoriaJack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Help I've accidentally become too important at work and it is burning me out” #celebritytraitors 117126
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean Hannah’s absolutely gone, right? No sensible traitor would take out Jerry over her. Which sucks cos I love Hannah 😭 #celebritytraitors 140
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Richard doing an Alan Carr and not able to say ‘I’m a faithful’ without laughing #celebritytraitorsstatic.klipy.comRaahimisgod Alan CarrALT: Raahimisgod Alan Carr 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone freaking out at the idea of doing this task, I would just have a nap #celebritytraitors 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Joe Lycett and Julie Hesmondhalgh are friendship goals ❤️ #celebritytraitors 021
Reposted by VictoriaGfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026NOTHING will settle Ross Kemp. NOTHING. You could offer him cocoa and marshmallows and he would think you were out to ruin his life. #celebritytraitors 192
Reposted by VictoriaToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026went on traitors got recruited had a breakdown bon appetit #celebritytraitors 115827
Reposted by VictoriaThomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maya Jama reminding me that it's bin day tomorrow #traitors 051
Reposted by VictoriaStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026 2664254
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mean are we sure he’s just being us-centric and using ‘foreign’ as a short cut to ‘non-American’? 001
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me, being logical: the back pain is worse lying down. Don’t lie down Me, exhausted from not sleeping due to back pain: all I want to do is lie down Why is the human body like this???? 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taxi when I’m coming home from shopping - on time, convenient, all good Taxi when I’m trying to go to the hospital - let’s make a pit stop on the fucking moon before I pick her up 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Having flashbacks to Gemma and Aljaz’s samba in pyjamas #scd #strictly 000
Reposted by VictoriaAsh @dine0saur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I want to *be* Lacey Turner #Strictly 121
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why do the pros make it more difficult in same sex couples and have the celebrity switch leading/following? Making them learn two postures? Just choose one to make it easier for them? #scd #strictly 130
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026‘Do I see a natural top?’ There’s a joke there, I’m just not smart enough to find it #scd #strictly 122
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I got really good at not checking the hellsite that is X, I wasn’t even missing it, but then I went back for updates on Pokemon cards releases and it’s trying to drag me in to the manufactured outrage I won’t do it 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why does anyone give a fuck about anything Liz Truss says? 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Being autistic in corporate - emailing my boss ‘hey is it unreasonable to ask someone to do their job? Thanks’ 010
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Cannot stand people who have been in a job for 5 minutes trying to tell me how to do my job I’ve been doing for 3 years. How did you guess it’s a man 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A colleague microwaved fish and was going to eat it at his desk and I just mentioned ‘hey maybe don’t do that because the smell lingers’ and it ended up with the whole team kicking off and me sitting in the corner like 😬 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It is so annoying when people say they are going to come to a social gathering and then cancel last minute for flimsy excuses. Just say you don’t want to go at the start, don’t string people along. 000
Reposted by VictoriaStephen Georg @stephenge.org · 26/08/2026Child me: “this video game is impossibly difficult” Adult me: “oh child me sucked” 952190237
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026‘Find out who you are and do it on purpose’ - Dolly Parton 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Omg it is finally raining in my area I’m so grateful 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Colleague decided today was the day to say he doesn’t ‘believe’ in antidepressants and that if his kids were depressed he would just tell them to ‘sort themselves out’ so that’s been a fun Monday morning 😂 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026No excuse for voting for Farage at this point. Either you are a racist, or you are willing to put up with racism. What a coward not even showing up to the count. 000
Reposted by Victoriadrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends 03946806
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Colleagues are putting their pictures into ChatGPT & asking it to add weight to them to make them look fat for ‘motivation’ & ‘fear’ & ‘a laugh’ & I am against this on so many levels. How is being overweight a ‘fear’ more than not having the imagination to imagine yourself looking a bit different 100
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@mrjamesob.bsky.social if you’re taking a ‘poll’ here - I was aware of something happening in Thetford but not aware of the level, I thought it was just a protest like happened in Scotland a week or two ago.’ 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Personalised license plates You don’t see your license plates while you’re driving. Give the money to me and you’ll get the same amount of joy out of it. 100
Reposted by VictoriaWaldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens. 647173634129
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Someone at work described Nolan filming Odyssey in imax as ‘utter woke nonsense’ No I don’t know how that works either 000
Reposted by VictoriaDan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Buses, famously for the richer classes and upper orders. 1032474441
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This post has made me realise I have no idea what my brother’s job is. 000
Victoria @harlequingirl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Every time it gets hot I can never just remember I don’t like iced coffee - I have to try it again just to confirm I still don’t like iced coffee 000
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