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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You know I keep that thing on me (clip removal tool)

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*Dons NWO shirt like a sacred Kimono* Scorpion Death Drop is gonna localize the contact to the back of the head. If you wanna dent that noggin and neck 90s style you’re talking Undertaker’s Tombstone Piledriver or Mankind Package Piledriver. DDP’s Diamond Cutter will also wreck their shit.

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You know I keep that thing on me (clip removal tool)

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Wiping your tools down before storing them away for the day, 10/10 experience, strong recommend.

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Today I learned how how balance a tire! And halfway to removing/mounting them, a much more terrifying process. Also close to being able to do an alignment on my own.

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Got blocked by some guy with 30k followers for pointing out this very obvious problem! I still got it baby.

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My toxic trait? Coming home smelling like petrochemicals and solvents.

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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it’s been almost a year so i feel ok sharing this: last year i tried buying some relaxed fit jeans. i wore them to a gathering on Halloween and my cousin’s wife asked if i was dressed up as a zoomer

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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026

Cohost allowed us to become aware of the silent battles we would've never heard of otherwise.

Cohost user quackintosh plus writes, "like 5 or 6 years ago i noticed that my neighbors across the parking lot from my apartment had put a trans pride flag and a pansexual pride flag in their window for pride month, so i decided to signal back to them by hanging up my asexual pride flag and my genderqueer pride flag in the same places. the next day when i got home from work they had responded to my signal by adding a pup play flag and an age play flag and, to be honest, if this was a competition, i lost.

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come tuesday those drain plugs won't know what hit 'em (actually they'll know exactly what hit them, 35 newton-meters of force)

a set of three torque sockets for 25nm, 35nm, and 40nm

this reminds me of when I changed the screensaver on our packard bell computer in 1995 to say "this computer will self destruct in 5 minutes" and made my mom panic

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calling them "prediction markets" gives the impression they're anything other than odds markets for gambling. they don't predict shit!

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my SILENCE THY HORN KNAVE sticker is sitting on my desk. it will be the first sticker affixed to my toolbox when I get once next week.

chris rock: witch trials! mark halperin rising from the sex pest graveyard: OoOoOoOO TDS

how dare you remind me of that name

Damon Kiesow @kiesow.net · 03/10/2026

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So “slop” is the negative externalities imposed on consumers by the imposition of synthetic communications by profit-seeking entities.

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@tvskevinlanigan.bsky.social an important update to our earlier convo re: punk and cheekface. also forgot to rec probably the quintessential atom song, punk rock academy www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lz9...

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man this made my whole day, email your heroes they just might email back

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EXTREMELY important update to this: atom is a confirmed cheekface fan and namechecks @cheekface.bsky.social in the latest Dead Best album: Some credible sources (the band Cheekface) Tell me Tame Impala is just one guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHOQ... (thank you to atom for replying to fan emails)

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never heard that rumor and apparently it's based off something vague courtney love said, then grohl and frances said it wasn't true and love later retracted what she said? i'm tired of everything.

You know you’re in some weird fucked up alternate NYC when the subways are accessible.

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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ok but my kid’s photos don’t have a laser option

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i hate digger and i love how much i hate digger. i am going to see the movie again in two days with more friends. it is climate change freddy got fingered

'Digger' review
The first 20 minutes of the film set up a brilliant comedy that skewers our modern lives today. And then it spends about 2 hours making us feel awful for thinking the first 20 minutes were good, on purpose, over and over again. It is a joyless, colorless film that poorly parodies Citizen Kane and Dr.
Strangelove intentionally, making a mockery of essentially all modern American liberal political commentary and comedy. And a parody of a parody is interesting but uncomfortable and challenging to watch.

A parody of Donald Trump today is neither funny nor poignant and the movie knows that. By the film's conclusion, you're left wondering whether spending big budgets to make climate films at all makes any sense. It
would be reductive as well to say the film inspires you to take on the actual
catastrophe outside, because its so confident in its future of doom that really, you're only left with a wordless unease about the idea of apocalypse fiction itself. To watch "Digger" is to experience a deeply miserable punk rock waste of more than one hundred million dollars, à la Freddy Got Fingered - but you will not laugh, unless you're laughing at yourself for being in the theater at all.

I enjoyed Digger, and then I hated Digger, and then I enjoyed hate-watching Digger, and then I felt weird because the movie flat out told me to feel disgusting for enjoying hate-watching Digger, and to like hating myself, and I didn't want to listen to that part, and that's the point. Andy Kaufman couldn't have done it better. The Wolf of Wall Street tried to pull this trick and failed. Vice and Don't Look Up both tried to pull this trick and failed. So many other meta-media films have tried to do this recently and they're boring because they are entertaining. Digger is so boring, and frustrating, and uncomfortable, and that's why it works, and I hate that, too, which I also love.

Digger will be a massive commercial flop and then go to streaming where it'll be remembered as a cult classic forever. I will watch this movie again and again, and I will find new things to hate to love and love to hate. I couldn't recommend it more highly to anyone who wants to see a piece of ridiculous high-budget avant garde mistakenly promoted as a mass appeal "dark comedy" because it stars Tom Cruise. And yet even the inaccurate PR is part of the point of Digger, to reel you in with precisely the bait it wants to chide you for taking.

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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

max richter's sleep, undefeated for working to

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Something I didn't appreciate about the Maryland Renaissance Faire until today is that they've been running a 30+ year real time performance of the life and wives of Henry VIII. They started with 1509 and every year the Faire bumps up another year.

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i don't know who austin wells is but my guess is he just did a bad thing

posts from @pattymo.com and @attakerman.bsky.social and willbunch.bsky.social that read, in order: austin wells you fucking moron; austin wells you bozo; that may be the dumbest play i've ever seen

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hell yeah boys smoke em if you got em

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how good are you at blocking a bridge

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few know this but you are legally required to play this once every two years to renew your organist license

screenshot of "iron butterfly in-a-gadda-da-vida"

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every usps @everylot-usps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

new ajj, don't mind if i do

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AREDALE: 117 E MAIN ST, AREDALE IA 50605-8402

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once overheard a woman awkwardly try to explain what patriot mobile is to the guys who try to sell cell service in target because they'd never heard of it.

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Ah ok good so this problem will just sort of sort itself out naturally

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lol if I kept putting out posts that the comms team would have killed I’d have been fired!!

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Florida! People just be leaving guns everywhere.

Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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It is not my business to find Waldo. I am already busy not starting forest fires.

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Again with the no flushes! But I did go to check on a cabin air filter but there was a gun in the glove box so I didn’t. Take your guns out of the car when you leave them with strangers, people!!!

It’s already happened: “Yeah I can do that chore just let me get my tools OH NO THEY’RE AT WORK”