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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's something especially headass about the idea that capital punishment is a deterrent for Islamist terrorism.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So after Robinson Crusoe was written it inspired an entire genre of people stranded from society called “Robinsonades” and the guy who wrote Swiss Family Robinson couldn’t even be bothered to come up with a different name for his. It’s like calling your vampire novel Doug Twilight
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Jon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On a team with a couple of new faces, a familiar one has brought a different intensity. Ayo Dosunmu is settled in with the Wolves, and using his voice in training camp to push Anthony Edwards. (Free read) www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...
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Ayo Dosunmu setting the tone for Timberwolves — by challenging Anthony Edwards
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh thank goodness I was worried it was going to be some sort of horrific evil company
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Former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick Was Once Reviled by Gamers. Now He's Joining Skydance's Board of Directors
Former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick, who stepped down from running the Call of Duty publisher after Microsoft completed its $69 billion acquisition of Activision-Blizzard-King, is joining David Ellison...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026
“The day after I lost $1,800 on basketball in one night … an email popped into my inbox. ‘Welcome to the DraftKings VIP Showcase,’ the subject line read. I couldn’t believe it. My night of loss chasing was being rewarded.”
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and…
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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States Newsroom @statesnewsroom.com · 02/10/2026
Appeals court denies South Dakota’s defense of ban on abortion pill advertising
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Appeals court denies South Dakota’s defense of ban on abortion pill advertising
An appeals court shut down an attempt from South Dakota’s attorney general and governor to overturn a decision that blocks enforcement of a law that criminalizes abortion pill advertising in the state.Gov. Larry Rhoden and Attorney General Marty Jackley, both Republicans, filed the appeal in August after a lower court blocked enforcement of the law while a lawsuit over the law’s constitutionality played out.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i received my draft letter today, i have to do my state mandated service as a member of the polyphonic spree for the next 2-4 years
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
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Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Say what you will about the flop Hasan attacks, he at least looks kind of scary if you're, like a lot of Americans, scared of swarthy guys, there's like no pictures of Ms. Rachel not making that exact face
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hardwick, Minnesota Pop: 183 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardwick,_Min… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
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States Newsroom @statesnewsroom.com · 24/09/2026
It could cost up to $697,000 a year for South Dakota’s state-level public defender to begin taking on trial-level cases in the state, an advisory committee heard on Wednesday.
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Budget outline offers glimpse into potential price of adding trial work for state public defender
It could cost up to $697,000 a year for South Dakota’s state-level public defender to begin taking on trial-level cases in the state, an advisory committee heard on Wednesday.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994, John Carpenter)
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gerrit Graham 1949-2026 RIP
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Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🤣
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 13/09/2026
Very funny thing to just sandwich in there between graphical improvements and a Turbo Attack mode.
Get a free update with various improvements on both Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch! Experience enhanced visual effects, play the game in Brazilian Portuguese, and push your reflexes to the limit in Turbo Attack: a time trial where everything is sped up! Going for the gold in this additional mode is sure to test your skills.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So much of his mayoralty has been like the good version of Trump 2 shiny objects, see also how instead of a bunch of 20-year-olds ripping out copper wire, he found actual inefficiencies that were making public services less effective
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
summer is over
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
every movie will have a pinball table tie in and a burger king toy if you vote for me as president of movies
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Johnny Manziel the night before
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rick Brunson googling “if i flush cash down toilet will toilet clog reddit”
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hans @hansmoleman.com · 02/09/2026
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Moleman's X-Ray: Hello?
Alt: Moleman's X-Ray: Hello?
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) Season 5, Episode 2: Darmok Aired: 9/30/1991, Syndication 00:02:47.459
Caption: Does this sound like a reasonable course of action to you?

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
Season 5, Episode 2: Darmok
00:02:47.459

Aired: 9/30/1991, Syndication
Studio: Paramount Television
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Veteran journalist Bob Ryan thinks it's time to put an end to in-game interviews. awfulannouncing.com/mlb/bob-ryan...
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Bob Ryan calls for an end to all in-game interviews
Veteran journalist Bob Ryan thinks it's time to put an end to in-game interviews.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes—it’s been 12 years (!) and this remains one of the most prescient pieces of media criticism ever written. And everything has only gotten worse. deadspin.com/the-future-o...
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Deadspin | The Future Of The Culture Wars Is Here, And It's Gamergate
Deadspin | The Future Of The Culture Wars Is Here, And It's Gamergate
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We have a "baby on the field" delay in San Jose 😂
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Carrotblanca (1995)
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18/08/2026
NEW: Measles Used to Be in Our Rearview Mirror. Now Cases Are Reaching Record Highs. In other parts of the world that have let their guard down to vaccine-preventable diseases, long-forgotten scourges have roared back and killed and disabled children.
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Measles Used to Be in Our Rearview Mirror. Now Cases Are Reaching Record Highs.
In other parts of the world that have let their guard down to vaccine-preventable diseases, long-forgotten scourges have roared back and killed and disabled children.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pro Jank Footy is $13.49 on Steam (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/K68xLwP US eShop buff.ly/Uv3Teql US PS+ buff.ly/9zur9jw Xbox buff.ly/6a0CwsU
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
illustration, beep, magazine (1988) archive.org/details/beep...
a dragon-like(?) creature with a keyboard embedded into its nose, is sitting on a chair, looking back at you and winking while playing a racing(?) game on a computer.
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VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just so you know the composer behind Dragon Hopper - Minako Hamano - worked on Link's Awakening and Super Metroid before that.
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) Season 1, Episode 8: Justice 00:06:01.800
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
Season 1, Episode 8: Justice
00:06:01.800

Originally aired: 11/9/1987, Syndication
Studio: Paramount Television
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 04/08/2026
An $11,000 golf cart. More than $7,000 on TV subscriptions. $1.5 million in office renovations. Those were among the expenses that one sheriff’s office billed to a settlement aimed at rooting out racial profiling in the department. (Published May)
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This Sheriff’s Office Says Racial Profiling Reforms Are Too Costly. Auditors Found It Misused $163 Million.
Since 2013, Maricopa County officials have approved $226 million in sheriff’s office spending related to a settlement aimed at rooting out racial profiling. Auditors found that more than 70% of it was...
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 01/08/2026
It’s pretty funny how whenever Nintendo has the most successful console, everyone just kinda pretends it doesn’t count as a real video game system.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
John Waters and his nemesis Harvey Fierstein battle to see which elemental tribe will rule over Gay Chicago
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
computer graphics (1987) archive.org/details/run-...
purple wide eyed uncanny valley smurf-like creature render, white flopped over point cap and white pants.
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Time Extension @timeextension.com · 16/07/2026
Gallery: This 8BitDo Pad Is A Cool Reminder Of A Time When Xbox Wasn't A Mess.
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Gallery: This 8BitDo Pad Is A Cool Reminder Of A Time When Xbox Wasn't A Mess
Jade Empire
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Astaire's tailoring is so good in Daddy Long Legs (1955). It's said that he used to dance, jump, and twirl in his tailor's fitting room to make sure the his jacket's collar never lifted off his neck. To me, he embodied American elegance.
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Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 19/06/2026
This week on Unspooled Jorma Taccone joined to talk DIE HARD 2 but we never mentioned this amazing TV DUB of the movie
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 16/06/2026
After Biden clamped down on the flow of illegal guns, Trump has referred fewer ATF trafficking charges for prosecution, eased up on irresponsible gun shops and shifted hundreds of ATF agents to immigration work.
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“No One Is Watching”: How Trump Reversed Biden’s Crackdown on Gun Trafficking
After Biden clamped down on the flow of illegal guns, Trump has referred fewer ATF trafficking charges for prosecution, eased up on irresponsible gun shops and shifted hundreds of ATF agents to immigr...
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Baffling everyone at the pop culture convention by showing up in wind man cosplay
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PROTOSTAR @jussimaatta9-72.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See ya
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Distinguished Minnesota sports journalist Larry Fitzgerald Sr. passed away at age 71 on Monday, his son announced. awfulannouncing.com/newspapers/l...
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Larry Fitzgerald Sr. passes away at age 71
Distinguished Minnesota sports journalist Larry Fitzgerald Sr. passed away at age 71 on Monday, his son announced.
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States Newsroom @statesnewsroom.com · 02/06/2026
Tuesday is Primary Election Day in South Dakota, the first of what could be two elections needed to select the Republican Party’s nominee for governor. via @southdakotasearchlight.com www.newsfromthestates.com/article/elec...
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Election Day brings possible runoff drama in South Dakota governor primary
Tuesday is Primary Election Day in South Dakota, the first of what could be two elections needed to select the Republican Party’s nominee for governor.If no candidate in the four-way race reaches 35%,...
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A US Senator was heartbroken over an ESPN social media post focused on a Victor Wembanyama prop bet. awfulannouncing.com/politics/sen...
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Senator calls out ESPN over Victor Wembanyama gambling post
Senator Chris Murphy expressed his discontent with ESPN highlighting Victor Wembanyama's over/under gambling lines.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/06/2026
NEW: Trump repealed Biden’s zero-tolerance policy for gun dealers who willfully violated the law, invited revoked dealers to reapply and shifted hundreds of ATF agents to immigration work, while ATF referred fewer gun-trafficking charges to prosecutors.
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“No One Is Watching”: How Trump Reversed Biden’s Crackdown on Gun Trafficking
After Biden clamped down on the flow of illegal guns, Trump has referred fewer ATF trafficking charges for prosecution, eased up on irresponsible gun shops and shifted hundreds of ATF agents to immigration work.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Candy Crush businessman
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