Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 16hThe Vikings are 4-4 when they do not score a touchdown since Brian Flores was hired in 2023. 2181
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 18hThe Vikings are 4-0 when T.J. Hockenson catches 11+ passes 1140
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 18hAaron Jones is the first 31+ y/o with at least 23 touches in three consecutive games since Thomas Jones in 2009 170
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 18h31 y/o Aaron Jones with 23+ touches in 3 consecutive games. The first Viking since Dalvin Cook in 2020. 1191
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 18hTwo commercials away from calling James Talarico a communist lunatic 1140
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 18hIt's wild it took about 8 quarters to realize that the dip-and-dunk QB needs a dip-and-dunk offense 0141
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 20hThe Vikings have started three drives at least at their own 48 (MIN 48, MIA 38, 50) and have scored a total of six points. 1130
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 20hWhere the Vikings rank in salary cap spending: Offense: 8th ($153,138,271) Defense: 26th ($96,240,143) 180
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 20hMan, it might be time to ask Brian Flores to fix the offense 2211
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fuck it, Sauce down there somewhere appears to be a winning strategy for Washington 030
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now Prime is treating a sex pest like someone who had to overcome adversity 070
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"The Revolution will be complete when the language is perfect." George Orwell, 1984 120
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Best third-down defenses in NFL history: 1. 2026 Vikings (22.7%)* 2. 2019 Patriots (24.1%) 3. 2017 Vikings (25.2%) 4. 1991 Saints (26.1%) *3 games 081
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ian Rapoport at the other place: "Vikings TE Josh Oliver is feared to have suffered a torn biceps in Sunday’s game and will have an MRI today determine if that is the case, sources say. Oliver would be out indefinitely if the testing confirms." 1161
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Most QB pressures through Week 3 since 2006 (PFF): 27 Dallas Turner (2026) 26 Demarcus Lawrence (2017) 25 Clay Matthews (2010) 25 Maxx Crosby (2021) 25 Aidan Hutchinson (2024) 23 Greg Rousseau (2026) 081
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Total yard margin among 3-0 teams: Chiefs +415 49ers +259 Bills +121 Raiders -15 Vikings -244 0201
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The NFL record for consecutive wins to start a season while being outgained in every game is 4 The 2025 Eagles The 2012 Cardinals The 2026 Vikings can join next week (please don't) 1110
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For the love of god, please don't give that ball back 170
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The NFL should just give the Vikings a loss. No team should be 3-0 without an offense 2203
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can't complain about the refs this season, so I'm not gonna talk about this penalty on 44 3120
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026why do they keep putting Orange man on my screen, apparently paid by the American taxpayer 2161
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't think I've ever seen a guy go to the locker room for this long without getting an "out" designation what the hell have they done with that ankle for what, 90 minutes? 4121
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's entirely impossible to block Jalen Redmond without holding 0110
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Longest Vikings TDs since the beginning of the 2025 season: 1. Isaiah Rodgers pick 6 (87 yards) 2. Myles Price punt return (86 yards) 3. Isaiah Rodgers fumble return (66 yards) 4. Jordan Addison rush (65 yards) 5. Kyler to Addison pass (41 yards) 141
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Addison is so good at deep-ball tracking. It's about time we give him more of those opportunities again 2200
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The team with the first overall pick has a tough choice to make Do they want someone who's good at football or someone named Manning 050
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Arch is giving me too many Nine flashbacks for my liking 060
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm not claiming universal music taste, but The Tortured Poets Department is clearly running circles around The Life of a Showgirl 020
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This got lost on the Jalen Redmond fumble Domonique Orange (97, over center) and Levi Drake Rodriguez (50, on Orange's left) blew up the offensive line, allowing Pace and Redmond to get there 0182
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Our next opponent just lost to the Deshaun Watson Browns 170
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026QB pressures, PFF data pending review: Dallas Turner (9) Chicago Bears (8) 4585
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Calling a fade on 3rd and 3 with the dip and dunk king under center 😭 130
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dude, when there's complete chaos that you have to change the play with 2 seconds on the clock, just take timeout 0101
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Someone please tell Wentz to go down instead of trying to juke defenders. Nine is his backup 050
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When did ESPN turn into a nationalist propaganda channel? 091
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The worst part of the Jordan Mason injury is that the Vikings can't even trade for Cam Akers because he's a free agent 4200
Reposted by Janik Eckardtrook00.bsky.social @rook00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He started doing it when he was playing in Seattle. It's an homage to hockey player Brandon Tanev when he was playing for the Kraken 0141
Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Well, this explains the block on the Myles Price return 4834
