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Hans

@hansdurchholz.com
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28, progressive, software dev, gamer (derogatory), improv enjoyer. ✨Fuck genAI✨ You might know me as B_Hands, grunchy_hands, grunch. Gunch. he/they

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wingupingu #LIUKANGGANG @wingupingu.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
notice we aint seen charlie kirk in a while #MYSTERYMEAT
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 09/09/2026
This is cute and I promise I'm not a hater but I hope levels like this are few and far between. Rock pikmin can't die to empress bulblax, and its rolling attack + larvae spawn are made for close quarters, not a wide-open level If it's sprinkled in like that one sage leaf trial I won't mind though
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SmallAnt @smallant.live · 09/09/2026
REMAKE REMASTERED DELUXE EDITION SWITCH 2 EDITION RENEWED REIMAGINED GOLD EDITION DEFINITIVE EXPANSION ROYAL EDITION RETURNED REBORN CLASSIC EDITION CLASSIC HD ULTIMATE EDITION ENCORE EDITION REVIVAL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 08/07/2026
How will quake continue without Adam Pyle? No way I trust this if they fired him. Such a mind-boggling decision
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 03/07/2026
I haven't opened bluesky in a month because of vibe-coding bugs, come back to see half of all images aren't loading. Cool site!
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
c o s m o s
Rainbow colored illustration of Michiru from Katamari Damacy. She is standing in front of the Earth and exclaiming "Oh! I feel it! I feel the cosmos!" while cousins fall down from above.
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bandana waddle dee amiibo @bandanawaddledee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 01/06/2026
I'm feeling maybe the most intense schadenfreude of my entire life right now
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 23/05/2026
wowowow Alluvium is doing so much cool shit with this series. Thanks for the reminder, I was just thinking about Valle Verde the other day
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
In these uncertain and divisive times, I am happy to announce that we're partnering with absolutely nothing! This enables us to keep building #half-edge independently, and to focus on better tools for artists and creators - Freya Holmér, CEO of self
a parody of Blender's announcement image teaming up with Anthropic, the AI company, but instead of Blender, it's Freya's Half-edge, and instead of Anthropic, it's just empty space
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daniël @kaasiand.cool · 28/04/2026
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/04/2026
Going to be so funny watching people try and act like this never happened one day
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 24/03/2026
This is the really big news here imo, its not just the sora app thats gone but chatgpt wont be doing videos either. This is a massive hit to openAI. Hopefully this hit causes internal bleeding that kills them as painfully as possible.
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Chris Sutcliffe @chrissutcliffe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
DLSS5 reveal going well, then
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks…
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
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AmericanTruckSongs10 @ethangach.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
GDC's 2026 IGF winner calls out U.S. cruelty at home and abroad
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2026
fell for it again award
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 27/02/2026
I love the replacement system, I couldn't put dinosaur because I had already listed various birds lol anyway go my creatures - 91 animals listed 🐟🐕🐈‍⬛🐟🦈🐬🐜𓃬🐅🐻🦋🪱🦀🦞🐟🐸🐛🪰🦟🐛🐛🕷🕷🕷🪰𓆣🐛🪲🐛𓇼🦎𓆈🐦🐦🐦🐦𓅃🐦🦅🐦‍⬛🐦🐦‍⬛🐟🐡🐟🦑🐙🦍𓃸🦧🦊🐺🐛🐌🦀🦭🦭🦣🐟🐍🐍🐍🐇🐢𓆉🫏𓃱🦓🐦🦛🐍🐮🐊🐟🦐🐟🐟
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 27/02/2026
I just fell to my knees at Joja Cola Clint over the wizard is criminal!
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/02/2026
If I may potentially make this worse - I think the risk here isn’t that AI is going to nuke us, it’s that there’s a kind of guy who is going to see this and think that we should be more willing to use nukes because the computer thinks it’s a good idea
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Chris "Cadaver" Glass @thechrisglass.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Google thinks Reggie's final words were from the 2008 Mega64 video because so many articles about his retirement included the quote.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
love when democrats talk about kitchen table issues as if trans people and immigrants don’t have kitchen tables 🙃
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One of the best to ever do it
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 16/12/2025
Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
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anoxicart 🍤 @anoxicart.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 20/11/2025
Such an awesome collaboration! Some of those clips had me like "damn Jacob must be watching a lot of Blue's runs" so this makes so much sense LMAO
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BlueSR @bluesr.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Had the opportunity to help out a little bit with Jacob Geller’s new video essay!! Fantastic exploration of Silksong and its themes surrounding faith and religious exploitation, plus he’s able to put into words just how effectively the game conveys its core message through ludonarrative harmony :O
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
Bill Maher Refuses to Do Stand-Up Comedy Again Because I Could Get Shot by the Left or the Right'
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 12/11/2025
OATCHI NO
Pikmin 4 screenshot: Oatchi holding a donut decor Pikmin in his mouth
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/11/2025
it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
we're gonna win against genAI too btw 🗿👍
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/11/2025
People’s reactions to the word “socialist” can change! And they will continue to! Onward 🫡
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 23/10/2025
It was worse on launch, many stage hazards (spikes) dealt 2 damage and rosaries were more stingy The difficulty's overblown in my opinion, but recent patches have removed some bullshit
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Alice Bottino @bottino.games · 23/10/2025
HYPERBEAT spotted on New and Trending. Why aren't you playing yet? 🤨
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 19/10/2025
GG! [Groal (the) Great]
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
tummy ache
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brysonmcbee | 💾SOTS🐚🎧 @brysonmcbee.com · 05/10/2025
The gentle wind is beckoning!!! #otgw #overthegardenwall #b3d #art #fall
a 3d render of greg from over the garden walla 3d render of the frog from over the garden wall sitting at a pianoa 3d render of enoch from over the garden wall in a golden frame topped with a skull. enoch stands over several pumkpin people holding flags and dancing. a 3d render of the beast from over the garden wall standing over spooky trees. at the center of the render stands wirt and greg curiously wandering through the woods.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.
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I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 26/09/2025
yea
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Feverdream Johnny @feverdreamsoft.works · 07/09/2025
A DOUBLE HELIX OF TEETH CARVING THE SKY =================================== CHEW THROUGH THE BARS AND FLY AWAY
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Silk Song feels like a game where people had time to do their jobs
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